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Post by Lex on Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:05 am

Another RAWK gem

Don't we hold the record for consecutive years finishing in the top 8?

Silver lining and all..

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Post by Albiceleste on Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:28 am

Finishing top 8 is like a trophy :bow:

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Post by Raptorgunner on Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:35 am

To be honest I think Fellaini not only is a class defensive midfielder but also is amazing playing just behind the striker such as in the blackpool game.

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Raptorgunner on Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:57 pm

Spurs fan panicking lol. Very Happy
If Chelsea were to win the Champion's League and we finished fifth in the league would we still qualify?

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Doc on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:10 pm

Getafe – who, by the way, are quietly climbing. Luis García's side are the third best team in Spain over the last 18 games. Not that anyone seems to notice.

For anyone to notice would require someone to be watching them in the first place.

Getafe had their supporters meetings in a phone booth and there was space still available.

Getafe players are seeking psychological counselling for paranoia.

They think there's someone watching them.

Getafe have the highest percentage of plastic fans in the Spanish league.

They are called empty seats.

You want to ring up the club office. First thing they say is "How did you get this number?"

Hey, have a little respect for Getafe, gentlemen. They are one of only four teams that have never been relegated out of Primera. That is quite an accomplishment.


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Post by S32TABLANCA on Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:54 pm

hahahahahaha... where did you get those quotes? Laughing

I watch them... sometimes... Sad

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Zealous on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:01 pm

Getafe legend club lol.

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Doc on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:03 pm

Saetablanca wrote:hahahahahaha... where did you get those quotes? Laughing

I watch them... sometimes... Sad

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/mar/26/osasuna-andres-fernandez-sid-lowe

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:09 pm

Had no internet this weekend, first chance to say how amused I was at Demba's dodgy knees injuring someone.

The ticking time bomb exploded all over Morrison's leg

About Ba's knee injuring West Brom's Morrison :lol!:

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Raptorgunner on Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:14 pm

@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
Had no internet this weekend, first chance to say how amused I was at Demba's dodgy knees injuring someone.

The ticking time bomb exploded all over Morrison's leg

About Ba's knee injuring West Brom's Morrison :lol!:

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Doc on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:25 pm

You know what, I'm going to go out on a theoretical limb here. I think that the current lack of respect between Barcelona and Real Madrid, and the lack of sportsmanship in general is a symptom of the league becoming more bipolar than it has ever been. Madrid and Barcelona have pulled so far ahead it's brought the rivalry into another space. Seasons are not about playing in a league anymore; it's about how many points you are ahead of or behind Barcelona/Real Madrid. EVERY WEEKEND it's not about playing the team you're lining up against, it's about the points gap. Matches are the Clasicos and everything else in between is just mathematics.

Political science teaches us that when two powers eclipse all other players in a system it creates a bipolarity that escalates. Madrid and Barcelona are now in that bipolarity, and the drive to win is pushing both clubs to behave unnaturally. The negativity is everywhere. It's just not as fun as it used to be in a more balanced system. I hate it

Not so much a lol moment but more a thought provoking moment...

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:50 pm

Some talented people over at Redcafe.......


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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Albiceleste on Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:12 pm

Dalglish has two ears on one side * Laughing


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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:37 pm

Has Cisse scored more PL goals for us than Carroll has for Liverpool yet ?

Nope Carroll has 5 in 31 appearances.

Sounds like a decent CB

:lol!:

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:50 pm


We should use that as a banner on Sunday!

reckon the banner is a good idea, like the design.

although maybe a 'show racism the red card' banner' wouldn't be a bad idea either...


:lol!:

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:45 pm

Did Beglin just say Alves was the best in the world at what he does?


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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Yeezus on Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:44 pm

I'm gonna go get smashed in celebration and savour Wrestlemania, imagining the Rock in a Newcastle Shirt laying the People's Elbow onto Cenapool.

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:26 pm

Newcastle fans on Cisse passing thier predicted goal amount for first 7 games.

Wish I'd gone for more than 5-8.

Absurd

Same, really starting to dislike this prediction destroying, goalscoring, sex machine w*****.

Laughing :bow:

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Mr Nick09 on Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:18 am

about ronaldo to city

actually the more i think about it the less ludicrous it sounds, he's got 5 years left at the top what could he achieve at real in those 5 years that he couldn't at city? with him in our current team we've got just as much chance of winning all the cups that real have.


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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Le Samourai on Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:34 am

@Mr Nick09 wrote:about ronaldo to city

actually the more i think about it the less ludicrous it sounds, he's got 5 years left at the top what could he achieve at real in those 5 years that he couldn't at city? with him in our current team we've got just as much chance of winning all the cups that real have.


Nick it's true :I'munoriginal:

Now all they have to do is meet his buyout clause so that we can buy Gotze,Hazzard,Munain,Cesar,Fernandes,Thiago,M'Villa and Martinzez

And then build 40 new youth academies.

:I'munoriginal:

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Doc on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:24 pm

It's a well established fact that every time someone touches themselves over Ronaldo, Pepe kills a kitty. Masturbation is allowed only over Messi. And not just allowed but actively encouraged. In fact, even as a heterosexual male, if you don't masturbate over Messi there's something very wrong with you.

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by free_cat on Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:49 pm

@Doc wrote:
Getafe – who, by the way, are quietly climbing. Luis García's side are the third best team in Spain over the last 18 games. Not that anyone seems to notice.

For anyone to notice would require someone to be watching them in the first place.

Getafe had their supporters meetings in a phone booth and there was space still available.

Getafe players are seeking psychological counselling for paranoia.

They think there's someone watching them.

Getafe have the highest percentage of plastic fans in the Spanish league.

They are called empty seats.

You want to ring up the club office. First thing they say is "How did you get this number?"

Hey, have a little respect for Getafe, gentlemen. They are one of only four teams that have never been relegated out of Primera. That is quite an accomplishment.



Normal.Why go watch Getafe Castilla when you have the 1st team playing in the same city.
Very few people go to watch Barça B either.

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Doc on Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:16 pm

@free_cat wrote:
@Doc wrote:
Getafe – who, by the way, are quietly climbing. Luis García's side are the third best team in Spain over the last 18 games. Not that anyone seems to notice.

For anyone to notice would require someone to be watching them in the first place.

Getafe had their supporters meetings in a phone booth and there was space still available.

Getafe players are seeking psychological counselling for paranoia.

They think there's someone watching them.

Getafe have the highest percentage of plastic fans in the Spanish league.

They are called empty seats.

You want to ring up the club office. First thing they say is "How did you get this number?"

Hey, have a little respect for Getafe, gentlemen. They are one of only four teams that have never been relegated out of Primera. That is quite an accomplishment.



Normal.Why go watch Getafe Castilla when you have the 1st team playing in the same city.
Very few people go to watch Barça B either.

Hehe, I actually laughed with this one. Well played Feline...

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by halamadrid2 on Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:16 pm

Valdebebas is usually packed when Real Madrid Castilla play :coffee:
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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Doc on Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:46 pm

There are a number of reasons why Ronaldo will never actually get the credit he deserves. Firstly, because his obvious concern for his appearance does not sit well with the traditional football fan. It is viewed as effeminate and we like our football players to look like regular Joes ... someone you could have a pint with. Secondly, because of the English tabloid campaign in the aftermath of the winking incident, which was thereafter embraced by fans from all opposition (Portugal and United) and effectively cost him the young player of the tournament award (which, absurdly went to Podolski). Thirdly, because he is not Lionel Messi, and we all know that in this day and age of football fundamentalism everything has to be polarised into good v evil, Guardiola v Mourinho, Messi v Ronaldo. You CANNOT appreciate both. Its against the rules.

What’s interesting about all this, is that the reasons for disliking Ronaldo are mostly external factors that have very little to do with his behaviour – either on or off the pitch. The diving dig is disingenuous given the amount of diving that goes on in the game nowadays. Its all about this image that has been cultivated by the media. But in reality, his story is one of triumph over adversity. He was born in absolute poverty, surrounded by crooks and drug addicts (including family members) and managed to escape that through sheer talent and hard work. Even after he left Madeira for Sporting he was bullied because of his lack of education. Watch any interview in the Portuguese media and he comes off as an eloquent and thoughtful person. When you look at where he came from and what he has achieved, you’d be hard pressed to find a better role model in football. But we’d much rather focus on the fact that he waxes his chest.

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Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

Post by Zealous on Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:52 pm

That belongs in the CR7 fan club thread NOW.

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