Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

by Lex Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:31 am

Dowd would make a great disfigured loner type movie villain, with some kind of growth disease and a cap

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:01 pm

On Bruce being considered for the Wolves Job

by Lex Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:44 pm

I wonder how different things would be if he [Wenger] had landed Jones and Smalling instead of Squillaci and Mertesacker

So now Gimp Jones is better than one of the German national team's most reliable centre backs :facepalm:

Can you guess which website i pulled this little nugget from?

by The Franchise Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:25 pm

During his time at Arsenal I always considered him to be better than Xavi or Iniesta (individually at least), I still do

T'was on the Barcaforum smh

by RealGunner Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:54 pm

nothing wrong with that quote Razz

by RED Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:58 pm

Lex wrote:
I wonder how different things would be if he [Wenger] had landed Jones and Smalling instead of Squillaci and Mertesacker

So now Gimp Jones is better than one of the German national team's most reliable centre backs

Can you guess which website i pulled this little nugget from?

Arsenal Mania?

by The Franchise Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:00 pm

RealGunner wrote:nothing wrong with that quote

Nothing at all lol

by cyberman Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:17 pm

Lex wrote:
I wonder how different things would be if he [Wenger] had landed Jones and Smalling instead of Squillaci and Mertesacker

So now Gimp Jones is better than one of the German national team's most reliable centre backs

Can you guess which website i pulled this little nugget from?

This says more about you than anything. Jones has been phenomenal with utd beating every top club in England for him... Remember arsenal went for him before ball sacker... A last min desperation signing with no top club after him at all... None. Poor lex... Poor, poor lex....

by Lex Sun Feb 19, 2012 9:50 pm

Like i said, Gimp Jones better than one of Germany's top centre halves..................... :facepalm:

by la bestia negra Sun Feb 19, 2012 10:00 pm

cyberman wrote:
Lex wrote:
I wonder how different things would be if he [Wenger] had landed Jones and Smalling instead of Squillaci and Mertesacker

So now Gimp Jones is better than one of the German national team's most reliable centre backs

Can you guess which website i pulled this little nugget from?
This says more about you than anything. Jones has been phenomenal with utd beating every top club in England for him... Remember arsenal went for him before ball sacker... A last min desperation signing with no top club after him at all... None. Poor lex... Poor, poor lex....

so wait your calling peter crap scratch

by The Franchise Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:45 pm

He's made some of the greatest assists the world has ever seen for Arsenal.

Meanwhile, also based on his form in the Barcelona shirt, I have to say his passing decisions are orgasmic. The way he switches the ball to the other flank (i.e. finding someone with space) and moving to create space for himself and his teammates. He makes space with his mind. He's second to none when it comes to delivering killer passes, it's his game.

Another thing is, I've seen him perform some tricks that I find strange he hasn't done yet at Barcelona. I won't go into detail because I don't want to ruin the surprise if he ever does it. No other player in the world can and it would beg comparisons to Messi, Maradona and the like (I consider Cesc > Zidane, Xavi already)

by RealGunner Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:47 pm

lol i did not write that

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:47 pm

The Franchise wrote:
He's made some of the greatest assists the world has ever seen for Arsenal.

Meanwhile, also based on his form in the Barcelona shirt, I have to say his passing decisions are orgasmic. The way he switches the ball to the other flank (i.e. finding someone with space) and moving to create space for himself and his teammates. He makes space with his mind. He's second to none when it comes to delivering killer passes, it's his game.

Another thing is, I've seen him perform some tricks that I find strange he hasn't done yet at Barcelona. I won't go into detail because I don't want to ruin the surprise if he ever does it. No other player in the world can and it would beg comparisons to Messi, Maradona and the like (I consider Cesc > Zidane, Xavi already)

I reckon RG posted that, but then i saw the Zidane part iam confused

He's already defending himself before i even post ffs Laughing

by The Franchise Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:54 pm

LOL Not even RG would go that far....

would he.....

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:06 pm

The Franchise wrote:LOL Not even RG would go that far....

would he.....

Zidane part not withstanding, thats an average RG post defending Fabregas tbh.........

I reckon he added the Zidane part in there to throw us off.

by Lex Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:07 pm

RG would never use the word "orgasmic" lol

......more cunning deception? hmm

by NiallQuinnsdiscoPants Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:30 pm

Bent Looks in agony

Off on a stretcher...

wallet fell on his foot

by Patrick Bateman Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:25 am

From FIF

"In Naples they are called the Camorra, In Sicily they are called Mafia, In football they are called Juventus"

Laughing

by Patrick Bateman Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:37 pm

Another one from FIF

I swear I want to go to san siro and f##k everyones mothers/daughters from moratti to the janitor that cleans san siro

*bleep* THIS SHIT

Laughing

by Guest Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:01 pm

Patrick Bateman wrote:Another one from FIF

I swear I want to go to san siro and f##k everyones mothers/daughters from moratti to the janitor that cleans san siro

*bleep* THIS SHIT

I remember people of FIF wanting to burn down Anfield "the Heroin ground" when Rafa was in charge of them. :lol!:

by Lex Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:21 am

Koscielny reminds me a bit of Evans, similar style CBs who excel with their intelligent positioning but have a brain fart or two in their system

Oh brother :facepalm:

by halamadrid2 Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:22 pm

Remember Zenit 4 - 0 Bayern and Juve 2 - 3 Fulham. These things happen all the time in the UEFA/Europa Cup.

Bilbao are a good side; probably at the level of Spurs. Our B-sides have already lost to Blackburn, Crystal Palace and Ajax at home, and drew with Basel.

I am at a loss of words if anyone is surprised by the result.

oh deary me

by aleumdance Fri Mar 09, 2012 6:49 pm

i think wenger misunderstood when the board criticised "the lack of polish" around the emirates as they haven't won a trophy for so long

comment from rawk on Arsenal signing of Podolski

by Guest Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:09 pm

http://www.toffeetalk.com/index.php?/topic/23959-fellaini-better-than-gerrard/

by S Wed Mar 14, 2012 12:10 pm

aleumdance wrote:
i think wenger misunderstood when the board criticised "the lack of polish" around the emirates as they haven't won a trophy for so long

comment from rawk on Arsenal signing of Podolski

:lol!:

by Lex Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:05 am

Another RAWK gem

Don't we hold the record for consecutive years finishing in the top 8?

Silver lining and all..

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