Re: The Official Talk About Whatever Thread

[fatman123]

In Box Hill, Mebourne

I had my headphones in and some guy just took my wallet out of my bag. Luckily I didnt have any physical cash in my wallet, but I got most of my cards back But not the actual wallet itself. Apparently the guy found I had no cash, pulled out all my cards and just chucked on the street because the cards I got back all had my name on them.

However I didn't get back my ID, debit card or Myki. And I kept my USB in my wallet so I've lost about 5 months of work and I've got 4 assignments due in the next 3 weeks

Shit day!

at least youve seen the light in regards to your club supprted, just gotta get your username changed and youre all set

[dostoevsky]

Ouch, that sucks, I hope you didn't have much loaded onto your myki, I'd personally be most upset about the USB though, will kick you off to work if I see you on in the next couple of days instead of studying.

The fact that you're transferring through Bokkers means I might have seen you at some point during the year.

[BiasedMilanFan3]

Well I go through Box Hill Centro from Monday to Friday

But people around Box Hill are.... interesting. Theres one guy who has the biggest mohawk I have ever seen. The distance from his skull to the tip of his hair would have to be about 75-85cm.

Dat shit cray

[dostoevsky]

Seen him, everyone just stops and follows his hair as he goes past :lol!:

The best part about Box Hill is the attempt to drive away the bogans who hang around the station by blasting classical music. All it's done thus far is create slightly more cultured bogans.

[BiasedMilanFan3]

Not amount of classical opera and Beethoven can fend off the fog outside Centro

[CBarca]

Do you guys know each other...?

[BiasedMilanFan3]

We might know each other by accident

[beatrixasdfghjk.]

Melbourne's a small place .

[dostoevsky]

I'm going to be scrutinising every tall, young, white guy I see in Box Hill now trying to guess which one BMF is.

What else do I know about you.

[isignedupjusttoseesigs]

i dont lea\/e my house without my pocket knife, just cause i'm really skinny and paranoid.

[Forza]

I don't leave my house without a gun. All these tall, young, skinny, white guys make me paranoid.








Edit: Just in case, this is obviously a joke. I am not a psychopath and I am definitely not a police officer...

Or am I...?

No, definitely not.

[dostoevsky]

I just take Confidence and Joy when I leave my house.

That's what I named the two barrels of my shotgun.

[beatrixasdfghjk.]

How did you guys all get gun licences :vagi:.

[dostoevsky]

Licenses?

[Forza]

I took the manager of the local licensing centre hostage and threatened to shoot him if he didn't give me the license.

[beatrixasdfghjk.]

I took the manager of the local licensing centre hostage and threatened to shoot him if he didn't give me the license.

You threatened to shoot him, without a gun?


Isn't license the verb form?

[Forza]

I took the manager of the local licensing centre hostage and threatened to shoot him if he didn't give me the license.

You threatened to shoot him, without a gun?


Isn't license the verb form?

There was nothing that alluded to legality in what I said.

License can be a noun and a verb.
Noun: the plastic card thing with your ID on it. I.e. a permit to do something.
Verb: to give someone the plastic card thing. I.e. to grant someone a permit to do something.

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