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Post by Gil on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:23 pm

Is he the most overrated footballer in the World? Playing with a bunch of teens and isn't even a Top 5 player for his country. Can't dribble, one footed, can't cross, doesn't defend, lazy, rubbish in the air, can't pass, falls over easily despite being built like a tank etc etc etc

So many glaring flaws in his game while he's already in his peak yet Porto are asking £50m for this bonafide scrub. ARE YOU **** KIDDING ME? :facepalm:

EDIT: Please stop pigeonholing him into fantasy Chelsea sides. He's shite, end of.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:25 pm

Poor mans Shola Ameobi tbh.

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Post by Lord Awesome on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:26 pm

Mini Left Footed Ronaldo isn't useless.

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Post by Ganso on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:28 pm

this is his second match with the NT in which he doesnt score or assist Laughing
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Post by Lord Awesome on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:29 pm

Meh, tell that to Porto. Laughing Someone's gonna buy him for 30 million.

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Post by Gil on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:30 pm

@Ganso wrote:this is his second match with the NT in which he doesnt score or assist Laughing

Stop making excuses he's shite.
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Post by Lord Awesome on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:31 pm

I think that comment was directed at me Gil.

And no he's not poop. He'd excell in Ligue 1, Bundesliga, or PL.

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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:34 pm

Poor mans


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Post by Ganso on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:35 pm

it was towards GIl......the guy isnt crap,hes decisive and thats what matters
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Post by Lord Awesome on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:39 pm

@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Poor mans


Comparing Hulk to someone much slower and weaker. :coffee: Can't even cause half of the goalscoring opportunities Hulk does.


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Post by elitedam on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:41 pm

And wednesday after he does well against New Zealand there will be a thread about his chances for the ballon d'or....
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Post by S on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:41 pm

Done with the knee-jerk ?
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:42 pm

Lord Hispano wrote:
@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Poor mans


Comparing Hulk to someone much slower and weaker. :coffee: Can't even cause half of the goalscoring opportunities Hulk does.

I'm taking the piss out of the knee jerk :coffee:

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Post by REWB on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:46 pm

have you seen hulks stats? he clearly has something special about him.

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Post by Lord Awesome on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:50 pm

Who made the Knee jerk? Completely missed it.

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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:52 pm

Stats

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Post by Dnmac4 on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:56 pm

Let me guess, Premface who only watches him in the olympics.

Probably the same person who says Messi's olympic gold medal doesn't count as good national team performances, but now there good enough to judge Hulk as a player.

Can't cross? let's just forget about the brilliant play he does for Porto and his 21 and 15 assists his last two years. Since your judging him on the Olympics why don't you take a look at the beautiful cross he made for Neymar's header against Egypt.

Sorry if Premface offends some EPl fans on here but only a Premface would say Hulk is lazy which is just flat out dumb if you have watched him more then 2 games in the Olympics or he can't dribble and pass. The fact is like I said he has had 21 and 15 assists his last two years for porto and is an excellent player.

The funniest part of this post is questioning Porto wanting 50 mill for him and in the OP's signature he has a massive picture of fernando Torres in a chelsea shirt for 50 mill dollars. Talk about two faced.
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Post by The Franchise on Sun Jul 29, 2012 5:58 pm

Shame no other PL team doesnt have an intrest/cant afford him so he could come there and abuse David Luiz like he did in Portugal.

Maybe then Gil would show an ounce of respect for him...probably not though. It took him years to figure out Messi was the real deal.
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Post by kiranr on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:07 pm


Guys guys, calm down. This is a classic case of sour grapes.

Can't get them grapes, say they are bitter Laughing
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:10 pm

Tbf Gil never wanted Hulk from day 1.

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Post by Le Samourai on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:10 pm

^Doubt it....they have 0 need for Hulk whatsoever.

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Post by S on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:12 pm

@kiranr wrote:
Guys guys, calm down. This is a classic case of sour grapes.

Can't get them grapes, say they are bitter Laughing

I always thought that as the case.lol
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Post by S on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:14 pm

@Le Samourai wrote:^Doubt it....they have 0 need for Hulk whatsoever.

Uhmm.They need another goalscorer,an alternate scoring option other than well..*Torres*.
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Post by The Franchise on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:17 pm

Nah, this aint no sour grapes. Gil really doesnt like him and thinks he's crap.

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Post by Le Samourai on Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:18 pm

Surag wrote:
@Le Samourai wrote:^Doubt it....they have 0 need for Hulk whatsoever.

Uhmm.They need another goalscorer,an alternate scoring option other than well..*Torres*.

Hulk is a winger not a forward........really it would be very very stupid to buy him to play as a forward.

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