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Post by The Demon of Carthage on Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:26 pm

Okay, I have thought about it and I think there are only three theories that can explain how you can get your balls hurt by simply having a phone fall on them:

1. Your phone is incredibly heavy (even in free-fall and while neglecting air resistance). Newton's second law of motion states that the net force acting upon an object is directly related to the object's mass times its acceleration. Since the acceleration of gravity is relatively the same everywhere on earth, that leaves the object's mass as the sole variable in that equation. If you were truly hurt by the impact of your phone falling on you, I can only think of one model that could do that:
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2. Normally, when a small-sized object falls on your crotch, your penis should be able to protect your balls from the impact. You getting hurt in this case can only mean that your balls are located on top of your penis.

3. You were in a very uncomfortable position, lying supine bent into a front bend in a pose similar to the yoga plow pose, bottom up with your legs bent over your head. This would completely expose your perineum area thereby rendering your balls more vulnerable and accessible than they already are.

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Post by Vibe on Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:59 pm

FFS where is the drop down arrow, why is this so complicated. It's been almost a decade that I can't embed a freaking tweet.

That is the most thorough examination of my balls since I last got a blowjob.
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Post by Vibe on Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:11 pm

I finally did it, 10 years of effort paid off. Never give up :coffee:
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Post by Nishankly on Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:49 pm

Number 3 seems the most plausible but that would mean his hands would have to be a position above his balls after being in that position

Now if this was the case, the hands must be a decent height higher.

As we know Potential Energy (P.E) = m*g*h or m (Mass of falling object) multiplied by g (which is the gravitational speed of 9.81 m/s) again multiplied by h (which is the height from which this object falls to the area of impact).

For an impact enough to hurt and render Vibe to write a post explaining his agony on GL, the height imo has to be atleast 1 metre above the perineum area and this seems quite unlikely.

On this note I conclude my findings, I acknowledge LeDoC's source and thought process to direct me towards the correct path for this synthesis.

Vibe's position was:

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Yes he was horizontally lying down and the phone fell on his face where his balls are as well. Was Vibe a part of Men in Black as well? Maybe.
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Post by Vibe on Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:10 pm

Anyone else have a theory
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Post by iftikhar on Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:16 pm

@Vibe wrote:Anyone else have a theory
You thought you asked a simple question, right Wink

Don't you just love this forum Razz
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Post by The Demon of Carthage on Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:00 pm

@iftikhar wrote:
@Vibe wrote:Anyone else have a theory
You thought you asked a simple question, right Wink

Don't you just love this forum Razz

What's even funnier is that we both didn't address his main question. Instead, we made it our life's mission to come up with a logical explanation of how he managed to hurt his balls with a phone drop.

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Post by Vibe on Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:58 pm

Well I asked for it.

Being one of the people who introduced and shaped this forums trolling culture I shouldn't be too surprised Laughing

I applaud the theories :bow: My balls suffering was worth it
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Post by Myesyats on Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:37 am

I've heard of people dropping phones on their face when lying in bed but never on their balls, that is indeed quite fascinating

If this was a case in court i'd definitely call up DoC as a witness because goddamn these are some legendary analysis.
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Post by Warrior on Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:31 am

@The Demon of Carthage wrote:Okay, I have thought about it and I think there are only three theories that can explain how you can get your balls hurt by simply having a phone fall on them:

1. Your phone is incredibly heavy (even in free-fall and while neglecting air resistance). Newton's second law of motion states that the net force acting upon an object is directly related to the object's mass times its acceleration. Since the acceleration of gravity is relatively the same everywhere on earth, that leaves the object's mass as the sole variable in that equation. If you were truly hurt by the impact of your phone falling on you, I can only think of one model that could do that:
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2. Normally, when a small-sized object falls on your crotch, your penis should be able to protect your balls from the impact. You getting hurt in this case can only mean that your balls are located on top of your penis.

3. You were in a very uncomfortable position, lying supine bent into a front bend in a pose similar to the yoga plow pose, bottom up with your legs bent over your head. This would completely expose your perineum area thereby rendering your balls more vulnerable and accessible than they already are.



Great post Laughing Laughing

As someone who read plenty of Agatha Christie i tend to go with a less scientific yet more logical approach. I think number 2 is the closest to what really happened. What info do we have ? that the patient was "horizontal" AND it's been a hot, sunny, 29C in Belgrade yesterday. Enjoy a saggy ball sack, Vibe.

In those conditions the penis guardian becomes rather uneffective, and as Vibe dropped his phone, it wasn't on top of the testicles as it should be, more so it was lying comfortably between the 2 balls which received the full impact. RIP
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Post by Sina on Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:09 pm

need a smiley with thatMessi face,to join the team of lucas/vagi/calma and co eco smile

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