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Post by Luca Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:05 pm

Imaging basing conclusions off of the APOEL match

Seems eerily similar to basing conclusions off the Super Cup matches with Barcelona hmm

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Post by M99 Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:09 pm

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how good Benzema is. His contributions are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of system player physics most of his game play will go over a typical Premface’s head. There’s also Benzema’s nihilistic defence, which is deftly woven into his DM position- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Frank Rijkaard and Claude Makalele literature. Benzema fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths he tracks back to, to realise that they’re not just defensively crucial- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Benzema truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, Benzema's refusal to shoot on goal at times,” which itself is a cryptic reference to France's 1998 World Cup winning campaign. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Benzema’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them rofl

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Benzema tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Chad's eyes only- and even then he has to demonstrate that he is within 5 Isco hate points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
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Post by Doc Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:12 pm

@Kaladin aka @ES
If you feel so inclined, bump the Isco thread when you see a bad match. Nothing hard.
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Post by rincon Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:43 pm

rofl
@M99 has some of the best banter posts in GL.

Does anyone have the link to the video of the Spanish guy talking about paella with the GL subtitles?
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Post by Doc Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:08 pm

https://www.captiongenerator.com/342252/Rebano-Sagrado-interviewed-on-Man-Utd

Not sure if this what you mean Rincon but it's one of M99's finest work.
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Post by Kaladin Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:12 pm

As if United couldn't break down a defense of Ranocchia rofl rofl rofl
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Post by rincon Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:22 pm

Doc wrote:https://www.captiongenerator.com/342252/Rebano-Sagrado-interviewed-on-Man-Utd

Not sure if this what you mean Rincon but it's one of M99's finest work.


yes this is it. Still funny Laughing
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Post by sportsczy Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:32 pm

Doc wrote:https://www.captiongenerator.com/342252/Rebano-Sagrado-interviewed-on-Man-Utd

Not sure if this what you mean Rincon but it's one of M99's finest work.

Laughing my sides
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Post by Perucho21 Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:00 pm

Doc wrote:https://www.captiongenerator.com/342252/Rebano-Sagrado-interviewed-on-Man-Utd

Not sure if this what you mean Rincon but it's one of M99's finest work.


One of the greatest things I've witnessed
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Post by BarrileteCosmico Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:54 pm

rofl

Have to credit Firenze for still being a United fan in spite of such a humiliation
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Post by Luca Sat Nov 25, 2017 3:25 pm

Most in-form striker :bow:

Justice for Chad

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Post by Valkyrja Thu Jan 18, 2018 7:41 am

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Post by Luca Fri Mar 09, 2018 8:53 pm

Zidane: People who know football also know that Benzema is very good

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Post by guest7 Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:00 am

He is right.
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Post by halamadrid2 Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:09 am

No he's not. If it wasn't for Ronaldo finding his scoring boots again, our season would already been done and what would Benz have to show for it. A few 1-2s and helping us languish 15 points behind Barca. His ass needs to be gone come the summer. Where was his mythical link up play when Ronaldo wasn't scoring? Please do me a favour, he relies more on Ronaldo than Barca do on Messi. He's lucky he's got his dad coaching and a guy who treats him like this misunderstood teddy bear with learning problems that needs support. Yet off the pitch he acts like a freaking gangster. He isn't getting picked for France because he is worse than every single striker that's been picked ahead of him, noy because of Valbuena, that's just the excuse. We just need a similar scandal to get rid of him because let's face it, that's the only way he leaves. At this rate he will be here longer than the whole team combined


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Post by guest7 Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:15 am

The market is dire and you have to spend lots if you wanna get your desired player nowadays. I say stick with Benzema for his link up play but also for the belief that he will one day get through this scoring drought like he has done before in the past...

Benzema has been playing better lately btw and there’s no doubt in my mind that he can become good again. Just believe #believe #Obamazema
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Post by halamadrid2 Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:21 am

Better lately Laughing how far down has the bar fallen :facepalm:

As I said, the only reason nobody is going over to the Bernabeu with pitchforks and knives is because we are still in CL, mainly because Ronaldo is back. Benz is irrelevant and has been for all our successes in the past 4 seasons. Ww could get a traffick cone in his place and still be in the same position we are today

I am not for overspending on nearly 40yo Lewa or Bale reincarnate Kane but we need someone else, someone we can rely on when Ronaldo is in his drought so that we aren't out of all competitions by the timr he starts scoring regularly again. Last season we had Morata, this season we had noone, hence our failure domestically
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Post by Valkyrja Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:28 am

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How is this even possible Laughing
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Post by farfan Sat Apr 28, 2018 10:37 am

Farmer goalkeeping.
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Post by halamadrid2 Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:10 am

Marcelo scored an identical goal v Celta.

Look how skimny he was then Sad
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Post by Turok_TTZ Wed May 02, 2018 1:22 am

Benz did more today than lewa has in big cl games the past 3-4 years. its been some years now since lewa scored 3-4 goals against real madrid fir dortmund.

has that pretender done anything since then?

and some of u lot wanted him to replace benz, absolutely disgusting.

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Not only was he a world class cf in bis prime, but also a world class dm. how can anyone compete?
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Post by Turok_TTZ Sat May 26, 2018 10:11 pm

karim benzema finally scores in a cl final.

Truly he is Monsieur Champions league. happy for him.
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Post by Luca Sat May 26, 2018 10:11 pm

justice for chad

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Post by RealGunner Sat May 26, 2018 11:02 pm

joint 4th all time goals in the CL


Chad please come back
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Post by Mr Nick09 Sat May 26, 2018 11:06 pm

ill watch his Netflix two hours doc to show my appreciation
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat May 26, 2018 11:07 pm

Two goals in the 2nd leg of the semi final and the opening goal in the final.

Show some respect please.
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