The Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline

Hans, we don't care how you feel or if you throw up. But if you stop updating this beautiful thread, I'll tell CBarca to permaban you

ok. so I splashed some cold water in my face, slapped myself a couple of times and told my mirror image that you can do this.

I'm good now. Good to go again.


Sir Pardiola

ffs

Unbelievable. Doesn't even look like the sorry ass bunch from the first half of the season.

Is this the real life?

I have long drank the mole pardewhate Kool aid but now I am starting to re assess my views on pardiola

Moal massively deceived the whole of GL ffs

lmao

Inspiring Bolasie to score a hat-trick. A player who, today, scored more goals in one game than he's gotten in the last TWO SEASONS at Crystal Palace

Great man management

Lex wrote:Inspiring Bolasie to score a hat-trick. A player who, today, scored more goals in one game than he's gotten in the last TWO SEASONS at Crystal Palace

Fußball wrote:http://www.whoscored.com/Articles/0cc1gbgmhe2xgijlbuh_3a/Show/Team-Focus-Palaces-Positive-Attacking-Approach-Under-Pardew



Bah gawd

Pardew: No disrespect to Sunderland, but the scoreline slightly flatters them, I thought.

RealGunner wrote:Pardew: No disrespect to Sunderland, but the scoreline slightly flatters them, I thought.

For real?

need a vine with Pardew head on M.I.A.'s body singing Swagga like us

Has to be Manager of the Season. Pulis won it last season after turning Palace's fortunes around and Pardew has had an even greater impact when taking over the same club in mid-season this year.

Also, remember that Pulis walked away from the Palace job just days before the season started, because he wasn't backed in the transfer market. He's looking a bit foolish now, isn't he, when Sir Alax Parduson is showcasing just what you can do with this Palace squad.

*splash* *slap* *slap*


Sir Pardew ffs, best coaching performance since Ferguson won the league with the troupe from Idioterne.

Holy shit he's actually amazing.

Palace under Pardew

P:15
W:10
L:4
D:1

Win percentage: 66.67%

Sigh. Over an hour yet to play but I might just as well get this over with.

Sir Alan Pardew 14 - 3,5 Newcastle United

what a goat.. bla bla.. bow.. Pardiola.. bla bla.. etc pp


Tbh, this whole scoreline is a bad joke, it's not meaningful in any way and kind of silly.

First of all, Newcastle don't have a manager.
Yes they have Carver but everyone knows he's not staying, they have nothing to play for whatsoever so why would players give a *bleep*. Hence it's not surprising their performances would drop and not some sign the supposed greatness of Pardew is missing smh.

Then, Crystal Palace is the sort of club that revels in bouncing back via manager changes.
Was the same last season with Pulis, everyone was praising Pulis etc pp, now look at him.
To be honest it's easy to come in for Pardew at such a point, it can only go upwards, and noone expects him to play agreeable or proactive football in any way.

He can do the only thing he knows how to do, train *bleep* defense all week and then park the bus on the weekend. That's also the simple explanation for the good away record, because that sort of football is built for away games.

To conclude from that that this clown is in any way a good manager, let alone one who could do anything at a bigger club, is just plain wrong.
Guy is a reactive, one dimensional scrub, and he's lucky Palace's players haven't found out what an insolent, despicable bastard he is as a person.

Pretty damn sure that's an attempt at doing a parody on me

Hapless_Hans wrote:Sigh. Over an hour yet to play but I might just as well get this over with.

Sir Alan Pardew 14 - 3,5 Newcastle United

what a goat.. bla bla.. bow.. Pardiola.. bla bla.. etc pp


Tbh, this whole scoreline is a bad joke, it's not meaningful in any way and kind of silly.

First of all, Newcastle don't have a manager.
Yes they have Carver but everyone knows he's not staying, they have nothing to play for whatsoever so why would players give a *bleep*. Hence it's not surprising their performances would drop and not some sign the supposed greatness of Pardew is missing smh.

Then, Crystal Palace is the sort of club that revels in bouncing back via manager changes.
Was the same last season with Pulis, everyone was praising Pulis etc pp, now look at him.
To be honest it's easy to come in for Pardew at such a point, it can only go upwards, and noone expects him to play agreeable or proactive football in any way.

He can do the only thing he knows how to do, train *bleep* defense all week and then park the bus on the weekend. That's also the simple explanation for the good away record, because that sort of football is built for away games.

To conclude from that that this clown is in any way a good manager, let alone one who could do anything at a bigger club, is just plain wrong.
Guy is a reactive, one dimensional scrub, and he's lucky Palace's players haven't found out what an insolent, despicable bastard he is as a person.

Who are you and what have you done to our beloved Hans?

why? Is something funny or dishonest with my reasoning?

Nope it's all 100% correct

Hans

Seriously though.

I mean it is good fun to troll Mole since he's such an eager victim. And I will probably do it again in a minute.

But here we have a guy who actually had a well funded, decent team full of French quality international players at his disposal, yet all he can get out of it is disjointed, clueless football that never escapes midtable mediocrity.

And then for some reason he's the happiest smiliest when his best players are sold, which can only be explained by
a) him instinctively feeling this is good for him as he has an excuse and he doesn't have to match bigger aspirations

or

b) he actually gets some cut out of the transfer sum due to some shady backroom deal with the owner

Both are plausible since he really comes across both as a lazy yet vain person, and as a guy who would betray your grandmother over her pension with some Ponzi scheme.

This is not a stretch, since he's also a guy who tells a long serving player to "find a new club" the minute he returns from chemotherapy ffs.

Lex wrote:Palace under Pardew

P:15
W:10
L:4
D:1

Win percentage: 66.67%

Someone ban Hans. He is ruining the damn thread that he created. Keep the kayfabe ffs

Not sure if advanced high level trolling or just honest opinion.