GAME OF THRONES - PART 5 - *NO BOOK TALK - READ THE RULES*

What's name of the Danny look alike where Tyrion & Varys was? For research purpose ofc

Kia Stevens according to the credits.

lmao Tom, you watched 6 minutes of credits to spot a tiny little note that says who the blond prostitute was

Or did I

Jonathan28 wrote:

El Gunner wrote:Who was the girl they closed up on when main man Ramsay kissed about to be main gurl Sansa's hand

Ramsey's girlfriend

This is right. I asked a friend at work who reads the books and he said the same, her names Miranda

Quotes from Episode 3 - High Sparrow

“This is all I want to do. All day, every day, for the rest of my life.” - King Tommen
Tommen when told not to feel guilty about Joffrey's death: “I don't feel guilty. That's what's odd.” DAT true Lannister blood

“Stop being a bystander you hear me. Stop running.” - Lord Baelish

Brienne: “How did you end up squiring for the imp?”
Podrick: “He hates that name!”
Brienne: “Well, he's not here to complain about it, is he?”

Brienne quoting Renly: “They're nasty little shits! And nasty little shits aren't worth crying over!”

Brienne: “Stannis is a man, not a shadow. And a man...can be killed.”

Stannis: “You're as stubborn as your father...and as honourable.”
Jon: “I can't imagine no higher praise.”
Stannis: “I didn't mean it as praise. Honour got your father killed!”

“C*nt!” - Arya

“Welcome home Lady Stark, the North remembers.” - random old scrubetta

“You mistake me, my lord. That was a command not an offer.” - Jon Snow

“You can stick your order up your bastard arse!” - Janos Slynt quite liked this one. Hit Jon right where it hurts
“Take Lord Janos outside. Ollie, bring me my sword.” - Jon ffs

“Come on, let's find a brothel.” - Tyrion

Random scrub rubs Tyrion's head: “It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head.”
Tyrion: “It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's c*ck.” probably my favourite of the episode. What a comeback!

I lost it when Tyrion said it's better luck to suck a dwarf's c**k Thought that guy would knock him out there

I'm a bit confused, isn't Cesc part of the Sand Snakes?

El Shaarawy wrote:I'm a bit confused, isn't Cesc part of the Sand Snakes?

Fabregas is Oberyn's daughter?

El Shaarawy wrote:I'm a bit confused, isn't Cesc part of the Sand Snakes?

some would say he is a snake...
That's a part of it right at least.

THAT NOD BY STANNIS OMG

Was one of the greatest banderas.gif moment in the books. Stannis is amazing. Best character in the show this season. The one true king

Jon has been fantastic as well. The Wall scenes are the best this season. Lord commander Jon 999th commander.

Hate the fact Sansa is marrying Ramsay(completely different route from the books so don't worry about my speculations on her). But I can't see her being hurt by him. Starks have suffered enough so surely they won't make her suffer as well. Would be unreal if she slits Ramsay's throat on the wedding night.

Arya's scenes were decent. Lol at that Brienne's daughter slapping her.

High Sparrow was an interesting character.

Team Cersei here. F Margery. Cersei all the way

Tyrion

Maseo's wife on GOT ffs

She better not hurt my main man Ramsey ffs

And LMAO can't believe she pissed off to Westeros just cause her husband is busy in the League of Shadows.

looooool started preaching about the red god after seeing Felicity's acting. Anyone would turn religious after that tbh.



Also Brienne wants to take on Stannis pls go and retire. Pod is the only entertaining thing about that arc.

Brienne should die next

https://i.imgur.com/j4RgOlA.jpg

Unreal acting in that scene from Maisie.
An the background shot in that scene
JFC the waters were so beautiful. [insert banderas.gif]

https://imgur.com/a/pwHyG

FFS

tl;dr

LeVersacci wrote:tl;dr

Your loss. Almost as entertaining as the episodes themselves.

The Roose/Ramsay rap battle

LMFAO @ Kitana preaching in Westeros after Masaeo *bleep* off to the League of Shadows

Inside the episode #3


Kit Harrington on executing Janos Slynt


Arya's service with the Faceless Men


"Sons of the Harpy" preview

Wow.

Sir Barristan is probably done for, went out like a badass though. I'm holding out hope that Greyworm makes it.

Tommen trying to free Loras was pretty pathetic. All like "Oh sorry for disturbing you, I'll go now"

This Melissandre/Jon Snow thing keeps lending credence to the theory

Spoiler:

Also Stannis for Father of the Year, he needs a t-shirt

Stannis the rightful king of westeros     . Is he also awesome in the book?

dmize wrote:
This Melissandre/Jon Snow thing keeps lending credence to the theory

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Melissandre with that cheeky " You know nothing Jon Snow" line  

Tommen pussy whipped and also mummy's boy

The king is about as powerful and relevant as prime Hot Pie.


And tbf I want to see some more shadow assassins and more melissandre booty, main man Jon needs to give it to her ffs.