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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by MJ on Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:18 am

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Dear Jamie,

I sent an offer but you still ain't calling
I bumped your wages and left substantial goal bonus at the bottom
I sent two other offers for Mahrez and Kante,
Ranieri must not-a-got-em.
He was probably busy tipping the pizza guy or something.
Sometimes I eat pizza too when my chef lacks mental strength.
But anyways, fvck it, what's been up man how's Jack Wilshere?
I know you're both training but I want him fit back here.
I read about your wife Rebekah, too, I'm sorry
I head Twitter was disrespecting her instead of making polls about her.
I know you probably hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan
I even have your motto tattooed 'chat shit get banged!'
I got a room full of your posters from back at Halifax
I loved the goal you scored vs Chelsea too, that shit was class
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat (shit get banged), truly yours, your future boss, this is Arsene.




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Dear Jamie,

You still ain't accepted our offer, I hope you get the chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fvcked up you won't text me back
If you didn't wanna give us your signature, you didn't have to
But you could have at least signed an autograph for Mathieu
That's Özil's little friend man, he plays like he's six years old
We've been trying to sell him for years but he just says, "No."
It's really shitty man, he won't leave the club, he almost got me sacked
We hope he leaves but he's the Terminator, when preseason starts he'll be fvcking back.
I ain't mad though, I just don't like being blocked on Whatsapp
Remember when you played us, you said if bid for you, you'd answer back?
See, you're just like Theo in a way,
He never knew how to finish either
But one of you is shite, the other's become a league leader
I love to watch you when you're scoring, I even love the fake cast that's on your arm,
When I have a shitty day, I'm on Youtube with your highlights on
'Cause at Arsenal, we don't have shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I'm sick of Giroud missing chances and burying his head into his chest
Sometimes I even prank Özil just to see how much he cries
I used to play Sanogo and watch hope drain from those big eyes
See, every goal you score is great and I respect the way you do it
Except for that bullshit dive against us, can't believe the ref didn't see through it
But he don't know you like I know you, Jamie, no one does
Come save us or I won't be able to keep from throwing up
You gotta call me, man, this'll be the biggest offer you ever lose

Sincerely yours,
Arsene

P.S. You and Giroud can play 4-4-2

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sina on Mon Jun 13, 2016 7:51 pm



its Done Dealio banana

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by El Gunner on Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:09 am

Proud

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sina on Tue Jun 14, 2016 6:54 am

Blick | Ricardo Rodriguez is set to leave @VfLWolfsburg_EN with Arsenal, Real Madrid and Roma interested.

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by urbaNRoots on Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:16 pm

Mkhitaryan has refused a new contract and told BVB that he wants to leave. Now it's up to us, if we are indeed interested.

£25-27m would do it.
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by RealGunner on Tue Jun 14, 2016 5:19 pm

unfortunately United seems to be favourites
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Chumlum on Tue Jun 14, 2016 8:52 pm

Does Mkhitaryan want the Champions League, or not?

Guys we are going to win the league next year with Giroud as our main striker. Doesn't matter who else comes in. Relax.

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Hapless_Hans on Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:44 am

@urbaNRoots wrote:Mkhitaryan has refused a new contract and told BVB that he wants to leave. Now it's up to us, if we are indeed interested.

£25-27m would do it.


:facepalm:

What an idiot. Has one good seaeson and thinks he's Messi.

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by MJ on Sat Jun 18, 2016 3:34 am

Not that we're linked with him again, but remember that midfielder who played with us in preseason back in 2013, Sebastian Perez? He couldn't join because he didn't get a work permit.

He's now starting regularly for Colombia and scored the winning penalty for them in the Copa America to send them to the knockout round. Thought we'd never hear from him again hmm

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sina on Sat Jun 18, 2016 9:30 am

VARDY FOCUSED ON ENGLAND

England striker Jamie Vardy says speculation regarding a potential move from Leicester to Arsenal hasn't distracted him at the European Championship.

Before Euro 2016, Vardy was the subject of a £20m bid from Arsenal that triggered the release clause in his Leicester contract.

Asked if he had any news about his club future, Vardy said: "No, nothing at all. I'm completely focused on England. That's all I want to do at the moment."

Vardy said he wasn't told by coach Roy Hodgson to put club matters to one side during the tournament.
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by RealGunner on Sat Jun 18, 2016 3:59 pm

So...Kelechi Nwakali gets no 25. Which is interesting as Arsenal usually reserve no 1-40 for first team squad

25 was also once Kanu's no.


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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by urbaNRoots on Sat Jun 18, 2016 4:07 pm

Internal solution FTW.
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by MJ on Sun Jun 19, 2016 3:50 am

Arsene Wenger: "At the moment Jamie Vardy is at Leicester and on what I know, he'll stay at Leicester."

https://streamable.com/y1b3?t=21.5

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by RealGunner on Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:47 am

David Ornstein ‏@bbcsport_david 7s7 seconds ago
Vardy set to reject Arsenal & stay at Leicester. No final decision yet but favouring #LCFC. #AFC won't improve offer, pursuing other options

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sri on Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:53 am

Actually feeling relieved to know that.

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by RealGunner on Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:59 am

Yup
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by MJ on Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:02 am

Same. Felt lukewarm about the idea.

Hopefully we can target someone with a bit more consistency about them.

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sina on Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:03 am

Join The Morata chase ASAP Clubber

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sina on Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:14 am

JOVETIC LINKED WITH ARSENAL

Stevan Jovetic has been linked with a return to the Premier League with Arsenal, according to reports in the Italian press.

Corriere dello Sport claim Arsenal have "made serious steps" towards signing the former Manchester City man from Inter Milan.

The reports suggests CSKA Moscow also want the striker and that Inter are looking to recoup the 14.5m euros (£11.3m) they paid for him last summer.

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by EL Patron on Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:17 am

Good news to be honest, this deal had flop written all over it
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by urbaNRoots on Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:34 am

Embarrassing stuff.

We won't sign anyone up front.
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by RealGunner on Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:03 pm

Ok. Need names to email Arsene for upfront


Can't think of any

Milik seems to be a scrub
Higuain is 80m rated

Troy Deeny?

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Jay29 on Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:13 pm

Niang.
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by RealGunner on Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:29 pm

Sanogo will be killed.

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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Chumlum on Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:06 pm

that Jovetic story is Laughing but I still remember when we were first linked to him.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I kinda like him as a player and he's one of those guys that I wish had lived up to his potential and become a superstar. Oh well.

If Vardy rejects Arsenal, I won't cry about it. I think it was a potentially shrewd and helpful signing for the short term and in that sense, 20m for him to get 1-2 more good seasons really wouldn't have been a laughable gamble. But it's also not the end of the world. Good for him if he stays loyal to Leicester right now too. No biggie. I just hope we can sign someone else good/better.
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Re: The Official Summer Transfer Rumours Thread

Post by Sushi Master on Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:19 pm

Jesus, I could have closed my eyes, opened them up 2 years later and we'd still have the same overall mood and the hilariously sad, half-assed transfer stories. Crying or Very sad

So, 2 years later, I'm gonna say the same shit:

Get GODron, FFS. PL PROVEN BABY. Twisted Evil

He ain't your 30 goal a season scorer, but who gives a damn when you have Sanchez and a shiny new winger behind you. He's fast, strong, mobile and very team oriented. He can head like a rhino. He's rarely injured.

Come on Wenger, sil vous plait. :bow:
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