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Post by Hapless_Hans on Wed Oct 26, 2016 8:48 am

Long overdue, a thread to collect all those bizarre hyphenated surnames young English players all seem to have these days.

Ideally, everyone would simply post such names here, no other comments, musings, analysis, or judgements.

I'll start with a few, but seemingly there are like hundreds more out there.


Ruben Loftus-Cheek

Cameron Borthwick-Jackson

James Ward-Prowse

Rushian Hepburn-Murphy

Ainsley Maitland-Niles

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Brandon Ormonde-Ottewill

Jordi Osei-Tutu

Dominic Calvert-Lewin

Malakai Hinckson-Mars

Tashan Oakley-Boothe

Max Kenwood-Cleevion

Cameron Carter-Vickers

Matthew Virtue-Thick

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Post by Sri on Wed Oct 26, 2016 9:53 am

@Hapless_Hans wrote:no other comments, musings, analysis, or judgements.


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Post by urbaNRoots on Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:46 am

Rudy Hugh-Mungus
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Post by Glory on Wed Oct 26, 2016 11:01 am

@Hapless_Hans wrote:

Matthew Virtue-Thick


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Post by free_cat on Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:20 pm

Is it because they hyphenate the dad's surname with the mom's one? for gender equality? Or why?

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Post by Art Morte on Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:23 pm

How about that Chinese-Irish dude, No Wong-Cairs?
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Post by Sri on Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:30 pm

@Art Morte wrote:How about that Chinese-Irish dude, No Wong-Cairs?
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Post by Jay29 on Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:32 pm

@free_cat wrote:Is it because they hyphenate the dad's surname with the mom's one? for gender equality? Or why?


It's because it's more acceptable nowadays for the mother to keep her maiden name when she gets married. So instead of losing their maiden name and taking on the husband's surname, they either don't change their name or hyphenate their name instead. Hence the child ends up with a hyphenated surname as well.
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Post by Kaladin on Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:35 pm

All will never be anything but average players, you need a successful name to be a successful player

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Post by rincon on Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:50 pm

ES wrote:All will never be anything but average players, you need a successful name to be a successful player


This is basically the reason that I cant get hyped for Mbappe Laughing he sounds too much like a random ligue 2 player.
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Post by free_cat on Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:58 pm

@Jay29 wrote:
@free_cat wrote:Is it because they hyphenate the dad's surname with the mom's one? for gender equality? Or why?


It's because it's more acceptable nowadays for the mother to keep her maiden name when she gets married. So instead of losing their maiden name and taking on the husband's surname, they either don't change their name or hyphenate their name instead. Hence the child ends up with a hyphenated surname as well.


I think that's cool, but what about Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain marrying Ruben Loftus-Cheek and adopting children? They would be name Oxlade-Chamberlain-Loftus-Cheek?


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Post by Unique on Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:23 pm

@Art Morte wrote:How about that Chinese-Irish dude, No Wong-Cairs?
the 69 position in Chinese is called too-can-chew Thumbs up

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Post by Lucifer on Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:28 pm

keep it in pant, old man.
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Post by Unique on Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:30 pm

@Lucifer wrote:keep it in pant, old man.
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Post by Helmer on Wed Oct 26, 2016 1:59 pm

@Sri wrote:
@Art Morte wrote:How about that Chinese-Irish dude, No Wong-Cairs?
rofl

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:13 pm

Calaum Jahraldo-Martin

Bailey Peacock-Farrell

Jake Forster-Caskey

Bright Osayi-Samuel

Djair Parfitt-Williams

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Post by Art Morte on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:29 pm

These names Hans is posting... why are almost all of these guys black? scratch
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:40 pm

@Art Morte wrote:These names Hans is posting... why are almost all of these guys black? scratch


That's an observation I made too and was about to ask about.

It seems to me that the majority of kids with hyphenated surnames seem to be products of what is called 'mixed-race', or also mixed-nationality, marriages or relations?

Is it possible English women tend to be more likely to keep their maiden name when their partner is black or foreign?

I.e. are English women more racist than their own vaginas?

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Post by Art Morte on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:56 pm

@Hapless_Hans wrote:
@Art Morte wrote:These names Hans is posting... why are almost all of these guys black? scratch


That's an observation I made too and was about to ask about.

It seems to me that the majority of kids with hyphenated surnames seem to be products of what is called 'mixed-race', or also mixed-nationality, marriages or relations?

Is it possible English women tend to be more likely to keep their maiden name when their partner is black or foreign?

I.e. are English women more racist than their own vaginas?


It's kinda funny that you assume the mothers of the mixed-race kids are all white and the fathers black x)

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:57 pm

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:57 pm

@Art Morte wrote:
@Hapless_Hans wrote:
@Art Morte wrote:These names Hans is posting... why are almost all of these guys black? scratch


That's an observation I made too and was about to ask about.

It seems to me that the majority of kids with hyphenated surnames seem to be products of what is called 'mixed-race', or also mixed-nationality, marriages or relations?

Is it possible English women tend to be more likely to keep their maiden name when their partner is black or foreign?

I.e. are English women more racist than their own vaginas?


It's kinda funny that you assume the mothers of the mixed-race kids are all white and the fathers black x)



It's probably to do with some sexual idees fixes

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Post by nasir6371 on Wed Oct 26, 2016 2:59 pm

Not a fan of this hyphenated nonsense. Either don't change you maiden name or they should go with what SA and Southern European people do. By having the mother's last name incorporated to their name like Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro. No ones got time to type to say Cameron Borthwick-Jackson. Simply Cameron Borthwick Jackson and go by Cam Borthwicks or Cam Jackson. Also how pathetic does a man need to be to change his last name or get it hyphenated :facepalm:

In my culture the wife doesn't change her maiden name since thats her heritage and children simply take the last name of their father.

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Post by Sushi Master on Wed Oct 26, 2016 3:05 pm

Here in South America (Which are the Portuguese and Spanish customs, I imagine) we just use both surnames.

Custom dictates that we have 2 given names and both our father's and mother's surnames. They can become quite long and a lot of people kinda go all out with those second names Laughing.

But it does seem much more natural than using all those hyphens.
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Post by DagenhamDave on Wed Oct 26, 2016 4:23 pm

it used to be only upper class well to do familes that have the double barrel name in England but seems to be more fashionable nowadays as us commoners usually have a surname that reflects the families traditional trade like cartwright, fletcher, smith, baker etc. I must admit I was thinking the same thing watching the spurs Liverpool game last night there seems to be a lot of these names about now.
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Post by RealGunner on Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:05 pm

Yea at this point it seems to be a fashion trend rather than anything else.

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