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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by M99 on Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:50 am


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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by ES on Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:56 pm

Nope, Vikander never is and never will be Lara Croft, no sex appeal, no large breasts, neck longer than burj khalifa, muscular jaw on par with seagal, what a lazy cast
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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Freeza on Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:58 pm

ES wrote:Nope, Vikander never is and never will be Lara Croft, no sex appeal, no large breasts, neck longer than burj khalifa, muscular jaw on par with seagal, what a lazy cast


Laughing

Get out of here with that shit

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by ES on Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:06 pm

Spare me the nationalism, she was never fit as Lara Croft
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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Freeza on Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:54 pm

ES wrote:Spare me the nationalism, she was never fit as Lara Croft


Nationalism... Wat Laughing

I think she's got tons of sex appeal. Ex Machina was great because of that sex appeal (well, one of many reason). She's an amazing actress. She looks almost exactly like the video game character and I doubt they can find anyone better for that role.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by El Gunner on Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:10 pm

*bleep* out of here, ES.
Vikander no sex appeal Laughing

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by RealGunner on Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:23 pm

I think Kate Upton would have been good as Lara Croft
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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by ES on Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:29 pm

THE best Lara Croft




Instead we get a *bleep* transexual robot

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Freeza on Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:40 pm

Megan Fox... Really?


Really...






I'm out

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by El Gunner on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:08 pm

Surely he's taking the piss.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Firenze on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:25 pm

I always thought Tomb Raider had decent potential as a movie franchise, will be surprised if they're as meh as the jolie ones
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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:31 pm

As i have said a million times and present everyone in existence as my evidence.

No game series has potential has a film lol, stick a fork in it and it's done.

Stop trying to force something which clearly doesn't work. They are two completely different entertainment mediums with absolutely nothing in common.

Neither side really benefits from each other either tbh.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by M99 on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:39 pm

ES is just carrying on with his gimmick.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:46 pm

Careful M99, ES doesn't like it when you call him out on his gimmick posting.

This is a shoot to him imo.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Freeza on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:11 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:As i have said a million times and present everyone in existence as my evidence.

No game series has potential has a film lol, stick a fork in it and it's done.

Stop trying to force something which clearly doesn't work. They are two completely different entertainment mediums with absolutely nothing in common.

Neither side really benefits from each other either tbh.


Minecraft will be great.

Quote me on it.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:12 pm

Are they actually doing a Minecraft film lol?

It would be ironic as hell for the one game series which has no right to ever be a success as a film is actually the one that is the success.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Freeza on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:14 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Are they actually doing a Minecraft film lol?

It would be ironic as hell for the one game series which has no right to ever be a success as a film is actually the one that is the success.


It's Mac from It's always Sunny directing.

Minecraft is the ideal game to adapt because it's got no story.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:15 pm

Would agree with that hmm

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Don't call me James on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:34 pm

ES is the most sensible person in this forum. Like always he's speaking the truth.

I love Vikander but she's always been the wifey type for me. She doesn't have Megan Fox in Transformers type sex appeal where you wouldn't care if you got all the diseases in the world for a night with her.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Arquitescu on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:44 pm



Definitely looks like Lara Croft/sarcasm.

Can't tell if Croft or a Churros girl from a corner in Mostolles.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:45 pm

Churros girl actually has an ass iirc.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Freeza on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:04 pm

Don't call me James wrote:ES is the most sensible person in this forum. Like always he's speaking the truth.

I love Vikander but she's always been the wifey type for me. She doesn't have Megan Fox in Transformers type sex appeal where you wouldn't care if you got all the diseases in the world for a night with her.


Most sensible? He suggested Megan Fox. At least suggest an actual actress and not a model when suggesting something.

Either way. I can't take you internet stud serious at times. Megan Fox has never sold me as anything in a movie ever, closest she got was in Jennifer's Body. Her entire role was basically just to look like something you wanted to have sex with. Only thing she can pull off.


People had a problem with Vikander not sounding British. What I wouldn't do to hear Megan Fox put on a British accent rofl

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Arquitescu on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:25 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Churros girl actually has an ass iirc.


You know it Mole!

Freeza wrote:
Don't call me James wrote:ES is the most sensible person in this forum. Like always he's speaking the truth.

I love Vikander but she's always been the wifey type for me. She doesn't have Megan Fox in Transformers type sex appeal where you wouldn't care if you got all the diseases in the world for a night with her.


Most sensible? He suggested Megan Fox. At least suggest an actual actress and not a model when suggesting something.

Either way. I can't take you internet stud serious at times. Megan Fox has never sold me as anything in a movie ever, closest she got was in Jennifer's Body. Her entire role was basically just to look like something you wanted to have sex with. Only thing she can pull off.


People had a problem with Vikander not sounding British. What I wouldn't do to hear Megan Fox put on a British accent rofl


Freeza do you not see Lara Croft as a specific video game character who in the end lets admit, has most of her appeal from her looks? Fox is a nobody actress etc yet what range do you truly need to have to portray a character that isn't exactly a depth character to begin with?

Vikander would for me be a better Alex from Half Life 2 then Lara Croft who has little dimension to her bar looking good whilst spelunking.


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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Freeza on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:40 pm

But the movie character is not a video game character. Usually video game characters are without a lot of personality. They're a blank slate that the gamer can project themselves onto.

I'm only thinking about what'll make the best movie. And Megan Fox would be worse casting than Melissa McCarthy for me.


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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:41 pm

I suppose it depends on what Lara Croft you want to employ?

Because the rebooted Tomb Raider games have more emotional depth than the originals, nothing amazing or anything but enough to what you cared about her motivations and where she came from.

Where as the originals didn't have much more than just the sex appeal lol.

I don't think either Vikander or Fox tick both boxes in fairness.

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Re: The Movie House - Part 9

Post by Arquitescu on Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:43 pm

Mole you have a good point as I forget the emotional depth within the Tomb Raider reboot.
Freeza wrote:But the movie character is not a video game character. Usually video game characters are without a lot of personality. They're a blank slate that the gamer can project themselves onto.

I'm only thinking about what'll make the best movie. And Megan Fox would be worse casting than Melissa McCarthy for me.



This is also a fine point as with Vikander it can set the tone for Croft if not further add dimension to which the character lacks. Similar to how I see Tom Hardy add his own approach with Sam Fisher in the Splinter Cell film.

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