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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:08 pm

Kid has arrived in Manchester, with mom and entourage.
Freezing. Dark. Ugly.
Commiserations!

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4084174/Gabriel-Jesus-touches-begin-Manchester-City-career.html

Let's chronicle the events of his walking among 'humans' in this thread

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Post by Lucifer on Tue Jan 03, 2017 4:23 pm

Hope he redeems Man city kind.
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Post by Glory on Tue Jan 03, 2017 5:12 pm

May be this kid is the real messiah, unlike the Spanish imposter fraud with a Jesus to his name as well, who was constantly manipulating Pep and his predecessors into playing him.
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Post by BarcaLearning on Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:35 pm

Surprised not that much has been discussed about this guy, maybe hes too young and new that not that many know too much about him yet? Or its just me not updated Razz

So just how good is he? From what I gathered he looks very good, just 19 yo. I think Man C badly need a kick and if he can provide that Man C still have hopes, and I think more options apart from Aguero all the time.

Really looking forward and hope he adapts very quickly which we need him to.
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:15 pm

First sub appearance RIGHT NOW

already scored an offside goal

according to the BT commentator according to Rivaldo this kid will write history in the PREMIER LEAUGE

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Post by Casciavit on Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:27 pm

@Hapless_Hans wrote:First sub appearance RIGHT NOW

already scored an offside goal

according to the BT commentator according to Rivaldo this kid will write history in the PREMIER LEAUGE


10 minutes is all it took for me to realize he's better than Aguero.

He's come to save City. :bow:

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Post by rincon on Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:28 pm

Looked brilliant when he came on.

One funny thing is that he looked extremely frustrated after every ball he didn't score, and then looked like Tardelli when he scored. He should relax a bit, its only his first 20 minutes ffs.
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Post by Valkyrja on Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:30 pm

He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:42 pm

@Valkyrja wrote:He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."

he comes across rather confused

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Post by urbaNRoots on Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:45 pm

This kid is the real deal unlike that fraud Sane.
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Post by chemicalboy99 on Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:39 am

@urbaNRoots wrote:This kid is the real deal unlike that fraud Sane.


Bellerin still has the burn marks presumably Laughing

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Post by chemicalboy99 on Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:41 am

@Valkyrja wrote:He also seems to really love the club. Apparently he chose City for "the greatness of the club, its history is so great."


Jesus knows he could only play for God's own club.

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Post by urbaNRoots on Sun Feb 05, 2017 3:38 pm

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:21 pm

Easter has passed

Jesus is back and it's time to SUB HIM ON

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Post by Lucifer on Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:43 pm

HE has risen :bow:
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Post by Luca on Sat Jul 07, 2018 6:56 pm

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Post by Firenze on Wed Mar 06, 2019 9:36 pm

Watford bound next season tbh
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Post by chemicalboy99 on Wed Mar 06, 2019 10:41 pm

@Firenze wrote:Watford bound next season tbh


Who's rattled your cage?? Very Happy

Ok you've pulled off the biggest heist in Europe since Michael Caine and his Mini Cooper's but lordy you're only two weeks away from being humiliated by Ajax.

Have some decorum.

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:09 am

Ruined by Pep.

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Post by Art Morte on Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:58 pm

Still can't believe he was Brasil's starting striker at the World Cup.
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Post by Doc on Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:30 pm

22 appearances (15 off the bench apparently) and 6 goals in the PL. I mean, maybe not Watford bound but...Everton? Not exactly being useful for Pep and that man has a habit of cutting players who are no use to him really easily.

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Post by RealGunner on Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:31 pm

Pep turned him into Fred (Brazilian) lol
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Thu Mar 07, 2019 8:45 pm

He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.

5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.
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Post by Art Morte on Thu Mar 07, 2019 9:26 pm

I don't think he's going anywhere, he's City's only back-up to Aguero.
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Post by Doc on Fri Mar 08, 2019 2:44 am

@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:He hasn't changed at all lol, his goal return when he plays is still good he just barely plays.

5 in 5 in the cups and 3 in 4 in the CL, it's just Aguero has been fantastic so he barely plays.

He does play though, he just has 6 goals in the PL. 22 appearances, 6 goals ain't exactly a good return. Also, all 3 of his goals in the CL came against Shaktar, the rest were duds. No idea where the cup goals were in but good on him to get 5 goals there.

I'm not exactly sure what I should be expecting from him but I'm gonna assume he was suppose to be someone for the future. I guess...

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