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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:25 pm

@Firenze wrote:Arsene Wenger on his future: 'I know what I will do..you will soon know..'


Unreal suspense.


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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sat Mar 18, 2017 3:36 pm

@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
@Firenze wrote:Arsene Wenger on his future: 'I know what I will do..you will soon know..'


Unreal suspense.


That's not suspense though, at least not in the Hitchcockian sense.

Hitchcockian suspense is defined by us, the spectators, knowing something the characters we're watching do NOT know.

For example, we are watching a girl sneaking into the office of the perverse chief psychiatrist of the asylum, looking for incriminating material. What she doesn't know, yet what we can see in a parallel-edited scene, is that the chief psychiatrist has already left his lunch early today because his stomach couldn't stomach the green beans, is already halfway back from the canteen, while the girl is still rummaging through his desk drawer.

WILL SHE GET OUT IN TIME? OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO GET CAUGHT!!

In the end she's never caught. That's the responsibility a true suspense director has towards his audience. Torment them, but reward them with relief.

That's the only thing a Hitchcockian suspense situation and the Wenger situation have in common:
We know there is a happy end as Wenger always stays.

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Post by iftikhar on Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:42 pm

@Hapless_Hans wrote:
@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
@Firenze wrote:Arsene Wenger on his future: 'I know what I will do..you will soon know..'


Unreal suspense.


That's not suspense though, at least not in the Hitchcockian sense.

Hitchcockian suspense is defined by us, the spectators, knowing something the characters we're watching do NOT know.

For example, we are watching a girl sneaking into the office of the perverse chief psychiatrist of the asylum, looking for incriminating material. What she doesn't know, yet what we can see in a parallel-edited scene, is that the chief psychiatrist has already left his lunch early today because his stomach couldn't stomach the green beans, is already halfway back from the canteen, while the girl is still rummaging through his desk drawer.

WILL SHE GET OUT IN TIME? OH GOD SHE'S GOING TO GET CAUGHT!!

In the end she's never caught. That's the responsibility a true suspense director has towards his audience. Torment them, but reward them with relief.

That's the only thing a Hitchcockian suspense situation and the Wenger situation have in common:
We know there is a happy end as Wenger always stays.
OMG, do you know how cruel you have been to Arsenal fans.
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Post by M99 on Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:51 pm

Still can't get over this.





Were Claude and Ty the respective pilots or Urban and Hans?

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:54 pm

The Plane-Banner-Producing-Industrial Complex has taken over Premier League

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Post by Winter is Coming on Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:50 am




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Post by RealGunner on Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:10 pm

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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Fri Mar 24, 2017 8:34 pm

Wengermania will never die as long as there's one Wengermaniac out there eating his crepes and saying his prays for unusually large coats.

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Post by M99 on Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:13 pm

@Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Wengermania will never die as long as there's one Wengermaniac out there eating his crepes and saying his prays for unusually large coats.


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Post by Tomwin Lannister on Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:50 pm

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Post by urbaNRoots on Tue May 30, 2017 2:16 pm

Only big club that will reward its manager for making his team worse than they were at the start of the contract.
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Post by Warrior on Tue May 30, 2017 2:23 pm

rofl Again rofl
Those who said "Allegri is new Arsenal coach" as if it was cemented rofl

Wenger is there for life and beyond, time to face it.
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Post by Tomwin Lannister on Tue May 30, 2017 2:56 pm

Much like Un's dead grandfather is still Supreme Leader of North Korea, Wenger will manage the club from beyond the grave.

I imagine the next manager when Wenger dies at 102 will be sitting in his office something akin to Kylo Ren with Vader's helmet.

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Post by urbaNRoots on Tue May 30, 2017 3:08 pm

Fully expecting Wenger's head in a jar to manage Arsenal in the future.
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Re: Wenger has lost his smile

Post by S on Wed May 31, 2017 4:25 pm

So the streak continues....

WengerMania Proud


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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on Wed May 31, 2017 4:29 pm

@Tomwin Lannister wrote:Much like Un's dead grandfather is still Supreme Leader of North Korea, Wenger will manage the club from beyond the grave.

I imagine the next manager when Wenger dies at 102 will be sitting in his office something akin to Kylo Ren with Vader's helmet.


Then Mourinho's son Reymond stands over the managers dead body and proclaims you'll never be Arsene Wenger.

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Re: Wenger has lost his smile

Post by S on Wed May 31, 2017 6:01 pm

How I view this contract extension



Wenger = Hogan
Nash = Gazidis
Crowd = Arsenal fans
Goldberg = DT ?

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Post by Firenze on Wed May 31, 2017 6:05 pm

gonna be under unreal pressure from the get go next season, needs to go HAM and get in class players this summer, none of this Mustanki or Granit Cacka nonsense. Atr least now Ozil and Sanchez probably stay too.

Belotti, Tolisso, etc
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Post by Onyx on Wed May 31, 2017 8:15 pm

-----------------------Cech
---Bellerin---Koscielny---van Dijk---Kurzawa
----------------Xhaka------Tolisso
--------Sanchez-------Ozil------Costa
----------------------Benzema

hmm

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Post by RealGunner on Wed May 31, 2017 11:26 pm

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Post by S on Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:51 pm

Joined Arsenal when they were a mid table team

Now potentially leaving Arsenal behind  as a mid table team

I guess that was the plan all  along

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Post by guest7 on Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:55 pm

He really lost his smile tho
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