UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Firenze on Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:41 pm

damn, wish this was the final, should be a good game, think Juve will go through, very interested to see if the best defense can handle the best attack

think my Juve will edge it over 2 legs

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by S on Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:04 pm



This song

Reminds me of Triple H's old theme the way they shout 'my time'

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Luca on Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:15 pm

It's black skinhead by Kanye West
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by zigra on Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:47 pm

@S wrote:
@zigra wrote:Juve quietly fixing the draws while the world focuses on the two spanish giants. Smart.


Sit down clown. We got the second hardest draw in the pot since we missed out on the easiest(Madrid).


It's not even a tie you pos, it's slaughter.
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by dronte on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:04 pm

@S wrote:

This song

Reminds me of Triple H's old theme the way they shout 'my time'

Gimmicky music. Should be more epic!

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by sportsczy on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:22 pm

The best are the juvetards...  always good for some mindless entertainment.

Q: How do you stop a Juventus FC fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Real Madrid jersey!

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Luca on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:44 pm

Only bad thing about drawing Monaco is we also drew Sports.

Tough draw for us Juve fans who thought after Pogba left we wouldn't have to witness his invested interest in our team but we may as well have drawn a team filled with Pogbas.

It makes the tie that much more challenging.
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by sportsczy on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:47 pm

Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Juventus striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Luca on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:51 pm

What's the difference between Chad and Sports?

An accent aigu
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by S on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:55 pm

@Luca wrote:Only bad thing about drawing Monaco is we also drew Sports.

Tough draw for us Juve fans who thought after Pogba left we wouldn't have to witness his invested interest in our team but we may as well have drawn a team filled with Pogbas.

It makes the tie that much more challenging.


Well we can't have just be having main event calibre feuds. We need to deal with jobber feuds every other time. So this is no different.
Expecting to squash Jinderczy in a few weeks time

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by rincon on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:57 pm

What poverty banter is this :facepalm:

Sports raise your game pls. We have a positive record against Madrid and "a juventus striker" has twice as many goals as the Kariminal.
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by sportsczy on Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:58 pm

@Luca wrote:What's the difference between Chad and Sports?

An accent aigu

You know what an accent aigu is, right? Laughing

Weak sauce.

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by S on Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:01 pm

@S wrote:

So turns out, Juventus were the least preferred team to face for French/Monaco fans



Initially I was expecting us to have something like 2% of Monaco fans wanting to draw us in the semi.

Now I understand why it's been buffed up to 18%. Must be some of those fickle Marseille supporting hood rats who hop on to a new team like every month

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Lucifer on Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:07 pm

@sportsczy wrote:
@Luca wrote:What's the difference between Chad and Sports?

An accent aigu

You know what an accent aigu is, right? Laughing

Weak sauce.

Q: How do you casterate a Juventus fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Laughing
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Luca on Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:46 pm

@sportsczy wrote:
@Luca wrote:What's the difference between Chad and Sports?

An accent aigu

You know what an accent aigu is, right? Laughing

Weak sauce.

Q: How do you casterate a Juventus fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth


Isn't it an accent used with the letter e for pronounciation's sake? An "acute" accent?

Anyways, my attempt was that you're as obnoxious as chad just that your range grows from benzema to all things French.

Sorry for flexing on y'all
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Tomwin Lannister on Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:47 pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.


Banterrrrrrrrrrrrr, getting involved. Ladddddsssss.

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by farfan on Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:49 pm

Stock joke-mania up in here.
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by juve_gigi on Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:11 pm

Perfect draw. I would love to see a Juve Real final.

I believe the last time we faced Real in the CL the scrub who currently sits on their bench absolutely destroyed them. Since we now have a real #9 on the team the slaughter this time around will be even worse.

Forza Juve!!!  See you all in Cardiff!!!

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Lord Awesome on Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:19 pm

Monaco is doomed. Only a miracle will see us getting through. Please get injured Chiellini.

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Adit on Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:38 pm

@sportsczy wrote:Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Juventus striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!


That is shot fired at Higuain.

Too bad that guy is a cl flop.

Looking forward to playing Monaco in the final.

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by FilthyLuca on Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:56 pm

@Lord Awesome wrote:Monaco is doomed. Only a miracle will see us getting through. Please get injured Chiellini.
Ironically, I wouldn't mind him stubbing his toe real bad and missing the rest of the tourney...quit while he's ahead.  
He's good for a penalty or red every round (called or not), so hes due for a double *bleep* up to make up for the Barca tie.

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by sportsczy on Fri Apr 21, 2017 4:58 pm

Q: What is the new Juventus FC official cologne creating a lot of buzz?
A: You wear it and the other guy scores.

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Luca on Fri Apr 21, 2017 5:39 pm

@FilthyLuca wrote:
@Lord Awesome wrote:Monaco is doomed. Only a miracle will see us getting through. Please get injured Chiellini.
Ironically, I wouldn't mind him stubbing his toe real bad and missing the rest of the tourney...quit while he's ahead.  
He's good for a penalty or red every round (called or not), so hes due for a double *bleep* up to make up for the Barca tie.


You must be my evil twin to post such blasphemy about Dr. Chiellini
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by chad4401 on Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:54 pm

@Luca wrote:What's the difference between Chad and Sports?

An accent aigu


When are you retards gonna stop writing "chad" for likes?

Tired of schooling these morons on the basics, how about you learn how to watch a proper game of football before mentioning the big boys, how is elite choker scrub killer higs best in the world yet?

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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by Luca on Fri Apr 21, 2017 9:57 pm

@chad4401 wrote:
@Luca wrote:What's the difference between Chad and Sports?

An accent aigu


When are you retards gonna stop writing chad for likes?

Tired of schooling these morons on the basics, how about you learn how to watch a proper game of football before mentioning the big boys, how is elite choker scrub killer higs best in the world yet?

Irony.
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Re: UCL SF : AS Monaco Vs Juventus (2016/17)

Post by sportsczy on Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:07 am

Q: How do you keep a Juventus fan from masturbating?
A: You paint the Monaco logo on his penis and he won't beat it for years.

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