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Post by sportsczy Sat Apr 22, 2017 3:07 am

Q: How do you keep a Juventus fan from masturbating?
A: You paint the Monaco logo on his penis and he won't beat it for years.

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Post by Warrior Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:47 am

Q: What do the movies Schindler's List and The Pianist have in common ?
A: They are both funnier than Sportzscy's shit jokes.

Time to sit down and enjoy another pint, uncle Bart. We've had enough redneck comedy for today.
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Post by iftikhar Sat Apr 22, 2017 9:28 am

S wrote:
Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:
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History won't repeat itself again, kitty. It will be a Juve-Atlético final with us winning it with a 90th minute penalty. This CL is over.


Which Higuain will miss and Lemina will score the rebound confusing the *bleep* out of everyone hmm


And then sell him to Man United for €85M ? Sounds like a plan hmm
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Higuain??? Lemina!!!
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Post by McLewis Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:58 pm

These jokes Laughing....no one should be quitting their day jobs.

As for the tie, lots of focus on Higuain, but I think Dybala cancels that out. He's the real threat to Monaco.
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Post by futbol_bill Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:39 pm

Q: how to keep Sports from frothing at the mouth?
A: send Benz out for a night with his blackmailing / drug dealing friends
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:14 am

McLewis wrote:These jokes Laughing....no one should be quitting their day jobs.

As for the tie, lots of focus on Higuain, but I think Dybala cancels that out. He's the real threat to Monaco.



My joke absolutely slayed ffs.
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Post by McLewis Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:22 am

Tomwin Lannister wrote:
McLewis wrote:These jokes Laughing....no one should be quitting their day jobs.

As for the tie, lots of focus on Higuain, but I think Dybala cancels that out. He's the real threat to Monaco.



My joke absolutely slayed ffs.


On second read, you're right Tom.....my sides Laughing

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Post by sportsczy Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:35 am

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Post by chad4401 Sun Apr 23, 2017 3:03 pm

futbol_bill wrote:Q: how to keep Sports from frothing at the mouth?
A: send Benz out for a night with his blackmailing / drug dealing friends


Hey look bill is still a tryhard speaking out his arse looking for approval Proud

May you never stop sucking up you clueless little sheep of man you... Laughing
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Post by rincon Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:52 pm

From Buffon's interview on the match and Monaco

"Mbappe wasn't even born when I had taken part in a World Cup"

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Post by S Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:02 pm



Can't wait ffs

Anyone coming here to criticise this video can just STFU and mind their own business
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Post by RealGunner Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:04 pm

Unreal video mate. Did something similar for my year 11 ICT project. Can appreciate the effort by juve.

Can't wait.



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Post by Arquitecto Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:05 pm

Juve's marketing spiel rofl

Its like they got a bunch of reject writers from WWE sat night Velocity and combined with Devi to compose it on iOS trailer app.
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Post by Warrior Sun Apr 30, 2017 6:55 pm

Those cheesy videos, again Laughing
And the over use of the #hashtag on #social #media

Our marketing approach is strange, at this point i even wonder if there is a bit of irony into it. Would have been innovative in 2002. I bet our marketing producers still listen to Blink 182 daily and wear Fubu sweatshirts while making cool powerpoints to pass the time.
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Post by Luca Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:04 pm

Not enough Dybala close ups and no Bonucci screaming.... clearly we didn't expect to make it passed Barcelona and had to scrap something together quickly

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Post by Tomwin Lannister Mon May 01, 2017 12:43 am

Arquitescu wrote:Juve's marketing spiel rofl

Its like they got a bunch of reject writers from WWE sat night Velocity and combined with Devi to compose it on iOS trailer app.


Can't allow hate for Velocity mang, learned my moves there for the next monday morning at school where i'd attempt to jackknife powerbomb a fat kid and almost kill us both.
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Mon May 01, 2017 12:44 am

Juve Barca vid was actually legit though imo

Tbf cheesy seems to work, sadly.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon May 01, 2017 12:45 am

Velocity lol, there was time I was hyped AF to watch that lmao.
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Mon May 01, 2017 12:46 am

That was the stomping ground for like prime Al Snow vs Perry Saturn highlights.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon May 01, 2017 12:50 am

And according to my Google research Daniel Bryan vs Jamie Noble rofl

Unreal amounts of larger than life.
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Mon May 01, 2017 12:52 am

Hope Bryan had the decency to do the job for Noble who had and still has a higher ceiling imo.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon May 01, 2017 12:55 am

J and J security > yes movement.
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Post by M99 Mon May 01, 2017 1:50 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jjZbo8Eeo
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Post by rincon Wed May 03, 2017 9:21 am

Expected lineups

Juve:

Buffon; Sandro, Chiellini, Bonucci, Alves; Mandukic, Marchisio, Pjanic, Cuadrado; Higuain, Dybala
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Post by Unique Wed May 03, 2017 4:09 pm

I think the great run Monaco are on will end with this tie.
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Post by S Wed May 03, 2017 4:37 pm

We just can't lose this

We of course won't lose this

Putting my GL career on the line ffs
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