Tottenham vs Real Madrid

Right so UCL is back and another match to raise your blood pressure (if you are a Madrid fan that is). Hala would bring out the starting line ups whenever he shows up. Seriously, after the most shameful display against Girona, fking Girona, I expect a much better showing.

Obligatory statement of Benzema being loads of shit...

Cant wait for us to struggle and for the UK media media to declare Spurs the best team in Europe.

Varane aka low-key Bale again out with an injury colour me surprised line up picks itself with our long list of injuries. Though I'd like for Theo to start at LB. Let Marcelo play himself into form in LaLiga

Probable line up:


I can already envision now that we'll struggle to score. Isco is gping to have to magically score a goal or Ronaldo snap out of his patch for us to win. Modric and Kroos are going tp have to step up too

No surprises there. All that is left is for these guys to show that they are worthy starters

There has been a myriad of horrendous and inexcusable performances this year even though we're only 3 months in.

Hopefully tonight, the team will give us a performance worthy of the reigning European Champion.

benzema is a crippled lazy douchebag excuse of a striker

So where is Chad when you need him!

Benz is being completely ignored by all his team mates. He is in the centre of everything (standing still), play is all around him, and yet nothing comes to him. It’s like he got the best seat in the house to watch the game, while Real plays with 10 men.

Oops, forgive me. He just got his first touch and shot on goal?

Marcelo can't run sub him off ZZ

Marcelo can't defend, he's the worst player on the pitch

Hakimi has been very solid defensively, ok on offense

Midfield has been very poor..
Benz and Ronaldo having a stinker again. The players are letting Zidane down..

We are officially in crisis. Unforced error after unforced error. God almighty. Poor Achraf has to chase balls that even Usain Bolt won't catch. These Spurs players aren't gettinf close to Ronaldo we should look to get him the ball more

Is this the 5th game in a row we've had an offside against us that's resulted in a goal smfh

It is pretty clear that Only Hakimi and Isco care. All others are just strolling.

Ramos and nacho can't do much when Marcelo completely destroys the defensive shape

I don’t understand why we are playing so narrow when spurs are ligning up in 343 to stretch the pitch terrible.

It works if we are dominating possession but this is an awful scheme to play counter. We need wide players wingers to pressure their wingbacks.

Marcelo can’t cover a whole wing by himself. Zidane is a noob

@Mr Nick09 wrote:I don’t understand why we are playing so narrow when spurs are ligning up in 343 to stretch the pitch terrible.

It works if we are dominating possession but this is an awful scheme to play counter. We need wide players wingers to pressure their wingbacks.

Marcelo can’t cover a whole wing by himself. Zidane is a noob

Because there are no wingers.

There isnt a single guy who is speedy enough on the pitch. We need fast players , so bad.

Yes there are we can play Isco wide and asensio too or bench Isco and play asensio on the right. This scheme is a big fail

This formation has no wingers. Our wingefs are our fullbacks. But Marcelo is playing crap and Achraf is too green. I would definitely put Theo on at some point in the 2nd half. Put Vallejo on and have Ramos play CF. We literally have nothing to lose right now

@Mr Nick09 wrote:Yes there are we can play Isco wide and asensio too or bench Isco and play asensio on the right. This scheme is a big fail

Isco isnt a speedster, where are you going with. Asensio is but he is nowhere in the picture.

YOU DOnt need to be a speedster to play outside, Isco does it superbly with spain

What a performance. Madrid is definitely in a crisis. I am so angry I could actually taste copper in my mouth. As much Akhami is shit, he is trying so hard. Isco is trying so hard. Our midfield doesn't care. Marcelo doesn't care. Ramos doesn't care. Sigh.

And Zidane, fking Zidane. Sigh. Where is Turok to define Benzema's new role as being an absolute piece of shit or Zidane' stubborn ass ways.

The one time I wouldn't want benz off he takes him off for mayoral

@Mr Nick09 wrote:YOU DOnt need to be a speedster to play outside, Isco does it superbly with spain

No he doesnt. He isnt a winger and hasnt won anything with spain in any tournament or important match playing there.

Look how much we improved after Benzema was taken out and asensio an actual winger was introduced. Benzema is good for nothing player, link up Bla bla...amount to nothing