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Post by elfmeter on 5/7/2018, 12:10

Diego Armando Maradona and Jose Mourinho both agree, the English are the worst divers and resort to theatrics to fool the referee. If you dont believe EPL's greatest club manager of all time and the greatest player of all time (pity he died so young) then who can you trust.

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Post by Harmonica on 5/7/2018, 12:28



Biggest diver of all time is a Portuguese fake player. I mean he wrote the multi chapter diving manual.

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Post by Thimmy on 5/7/2018, 14:27

@Tomwin Lannister wrote:It's a shame football is played in a way that if you do stay on your feet, the ref feels absolutely no pressure to give you anything unless it's a blatant shirt grab.

I used to despise diving, but you're an idiot if you don't at this point.

It's over the top simulation that disgusts me.



Agreed. Var could potentially limit playacting to a minimum, but evidently, most refs are too proud to use VAR unless it's absolutely necessary. Then again, there's always the argument that VAR takes away some of the charm and enjoyment of the game.
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Post by Unique on 6/7/2018, 17:28

well watching france today has ended this thread. Very Happy

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Post by Hapless_Hans on 6/7/2018, 17:31

This thread is ended when I say so

and not even then

only a lock can end this thread

or simply noone posting in it anymore

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Post by Unique on 6/7/2018, 17:33

@RG rename this thread fake news. :coffee:

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Post by Doc on 6/7/2018, 18:26

Wait, you think the English lads got off the hook because of Mbappe?! Oh dearest Unique, no sir, you guys are serial divers like the rest of those "pansies". Honestly, just accept it, makes life just a tad less complicated.

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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on 6/7/2018, 18:36

We don't dive, if you see our players go down easily it's because a horrible man in the crowd sniped them with a military grade sniper rifle.

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Post by futbol_bill on 6/7/2018, 19:05

I just saw a video on facebook. Wish I knew how to cut and paste. In any event. It’s a guy kicking a soccer ball to a british bulldog. Ball hits dog and he immediately goes down flips on his back and plays dead!

Very telling that it was a British dog!
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Post by Unique on 6/7/2018, 19:26

@futbol_bill wrote:I just saw a video on facebook. Wish I knew how to cut and paste. In any event. It’s a guy kicking a soccer ball to a british bulldog. Ball hits dog and he immediately goes down flips on his back and plays dead!

Very telling that it was a British dog!
its just a trick. i taught my dog to attack anyone wearing a madrid shirt and my dog is hungarian cheers

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Post by Hapless_Hans on 11/7/2018, 20:25

After 20 minutes vs Croatia, Kane already with two Neymar impressions rolling around the pitch

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Post by Doc on 12/7/2018, 00:48

@Hapless_Hans wrote:After 20 minutes vs Croatia, Kane already with two Neymar impressions rolling around the pitch

Another day, another dive.

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Post by urbaNRoots on 12/7/2018, 11:37

The worst was Kyle Walker faking an injury and then when the ball didn’t go out, he made the highest jump I’ve seen in this tournament to clear the ball just 5 seconds later. What a shameful c*nt.
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Post by Unique on 12/7/2018, 14:21

We have fans of Bayern and Madrid coming in this thread talking about players from other teams diving. Lordy lord do they have no shame Laughing

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Post by futbol_bill on 12/7/2018, 15:12

Wait, we just got rid of our only diver!
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Post by sportsczy on 12/7/2018, 15:29

Yeah... we literally don't have anyone who dives. Marcelo tries every once in a while. But he's so bad at it that he's stopped doing it lol.

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Post by vanDEEZ on 12/7/2018, 15:33

Kyle Walker didn’t fake an injury, he took a blazing shot to the balls, any man would go down there.
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Post by Unique on 12/7/2018, 15:34

And now we have Madrid fans saying they don’t have any players that dive Laughing

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Post by vanDEEZ on 12/7/2018, 15:44

It’s a fair question, who dives for RM?
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Post by rincon on 12/7/2018, 15:57

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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce on 12/7/2018, 15:59

@urbaNRoots wrote:The worst was Kyle Walker faking an injury and then when the ball didn’t go out, he made the highest jump I’ve seen in this tournament to clear the ball just 5 seconds later. What a shameful c*nt.


He got hit in the balls u pleb lmao.

The fact he mustered any sort of adrenaline to do what he did to help his country should be praised not criticised.

He could barely walk for about 5 minutes afterwards.

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Post by Doc on 12/7/2018, 18:20

@Unique wrote:And now we have Madrid fans saying they don’t have any players that dive Laughing

It's like saying English players don't dive. It's absurd tbh

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Post by Freeza on 12/7/2018, 18:21

@vanDEEZ wrote:It’s a fair question, who dives for RM?


Marcelo and Ramos. Can't see many else. They're mostly gone now.

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Post by Unique on 12/7/2018, 18:23

@Doc wrote:
@Unique wrote:And now we have Madrid fans saying they don’t have any players that dive Laughing

It's like saying English players don't dive. It's absurd tbh
that’s true. The first World Cup where England players are diving like the rest of the world and we make it to the semifinals with the worst squad we have ever had and a manager with no experience. Coincidence I think not. :coffee:

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Post by Freeza on 12/7/2018, 18:27

@Unique wrote:
@Doc wrote:
@Unique wrote:And now we have Madrid fans saying they don’t have any players that dive Laughing

It's like saying English players don't dive. It's absurd tbh
that’s true. The first World Cup where England players are diving like the rest of the world and we make it to the semifinals with the worst squad we have ever had and a manager with no experience. Coincidence I think not. :coffee:


Wouldn't exactly call the 2014 squad better than the 2018 squad.

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Post by Doc on 12/7/2018, 18:30

You were diving and simulating some time before now but whatever.

Also, Marcelo and Ramos would be our divers so to speak. Marcelo tries but he just looks stupid (as Sports said). Ramos has perfected the art of the simulation, it's almost admirable.

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