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Post by Beautiful Football on Tue Aug 28, 2018 5:58 am

No Transfer. Some dinosaur age player still playing. They will walk with bundesfoder but going to play in Europa Leauge soon at this rate. They have to spend money. After Arab oil money, Russian and Chinese mafia money invested into football their is no cheap player, Either you spend or become like Ac Milan. That will be sad story.

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Post by Art Morte on Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:45 am

Looks like they're doing a Tottenham, not buying players unless they can get someone who is better than what they have. I guess it's sensible - but now it's also the best opportunity for a while for someone else to grab the Bundesliga title, before Munich spend big again.
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:50 am

No transfer?

We signed the Canadian Messi


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Re: What's wrong with FC Bayern Munich?

Post by zigra on Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:13 am

They rather spend big next season. Because then there will be more value in the market and clubs will know they are ready to spend big so they will lower the prices for them.
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:17 am

@zigra wrote:They rather spend big next season. Because then there will be more value in the market and clubs will know they are ready to spend big so they will lower the prices for them.


Exactly. We are really shrewd and smart.

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Post by elfmeter on Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:39 pm

Everything is wrong with them. Where do you start? It is this old boys school, an incestuous old boys school (all old boys schools are) where Hoeness and Rummenigge and Beckenbauer all married their cousins or sisters or aunts or whatever relative, that is how things are in Bavaria, all across the board, every single Bavarian. Well, except for Gerd Muller and that is why he turned to drink (think he was Schwaben anyhow).

Then from a football perspective, they just rob all other teams of any good or half decent player, could even be a player like Gnarby or Pizarro or Rudy or anyone who can kind of run and kick a ball without falling over. But that is how they retain their grip on the league, except now they cant compete financially because they are always having to bail each other out of jail for fraud or incest or public masturbation or whatever it is Bavarins are always doing.

I mean it is so bad, they have lost so much money, that even French clubs have more money than the lederhosen wearing, shoe slapping, pointy headed freaks-most Germans have normal square heads like all normal people. I am pretty sure I saw something on kicker this morning about Monaco signing some bundesliga player (come to think of it, they are pretty damn incestuous in Monaco as well).

These self promoting, incestuous bastards even have a fricking walk of fame, like that Hollywood place where you get a fricking star if you once did the voice of pig or duck or some farm animal. Well Bayern has that too. And what is with the stadium, it is kind of gay, all Bavarians are gay, that is why they marry their sisters. Dont ask these open ended questions, I could go on forever, literally forever, with what is wrong with them!



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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:21 pm

Stopped reading at "pointy headed".

And then continued and stopped again at "forever".

Henrichs signed for Monaco, or is about to sign, I think.

Imagine Leverkusen preferring Weiser to Henrichs but it's Bayern that's at fault for the state of the league somehow

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Re: What's wrong with FC Bayern Munich?

Post by elfmeter on Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:33 pm

One does have to wonder what kind of pharmaceuticals the people at Bayer are taking? Buying Monsanto when the world knew that the lawsuits against them were pilling up by the minute, selling Henrichs for a mere 18mil, coulda sold to an EPL club for triple that.
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Post by _SuperFloren_ on Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:07 pm

They are great, I hope Bayern win the champions league this season and show the world how to build a champions squad without spending the hilarious amount of money some clubs do, spending in average footballers
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Post by _SuperFloren_ on Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:09 pm

Neuer-Kimmich-Martinez-Hummels-Alaba-Tolisso-Thiago-James-Coman-Muller and Lewandowski.

Bench--Ulreich, Boateng, Ribery, Robben, Wagner, Renato, Sule....

Not bad at all.
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Post by iftikhar on Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:35 am

@_SuperFloren_ wrote:Neuer (32)-Kimmich (23)-Martinez (29)-Hummels (29)-Alaba (26)-Tolisso (24)-Thiago (27)-James (27)-Coman (22)-Muller (28) and Lewandowski (30).

Bench--Ulreich (30), Boateng (29), Ribery (35), Robben (34), Wagner (30), Renato drunken , Sule (22)....

Not bad at all.
I would say this side is good enough to win the League and none (or the rest 17 combined) has the money to build a team to challenge them.

But are they good enough for Real, Barca, Atletico, PSG, JJ, City??? I think they will struggle even against teams like Liverpool, Napoli etc. So apparently, they just want to keep winning the league and pocket that CL money.
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Post by guest7 on Wed Aug 29, 2018 11:47 am

@elfmeter wrote:Everything is wrong with them. Where do you start? It is this old boys school, an incestuous old boys school (all old boys schools are) where Hoeness and Rummenigge and Beckenbauer all married their cousins or sisters or aunts or whatever relative, that is how things are in Bavaria, all across the board, every single Bavarian. Well, except for Gerd Muller and that is why he turned to drink (think he was Schwaben anyhow).

Then from a football perspective, they just rob all other teams of any good or half decent player, could even be a player like Gnarby or Pizarro or Rudy or anyone who can kind of run and kick a ball without falling over. But that is how they retain their grip on the league, except now they cant compete financially because they are always having to bail each other out of jail for fraud or incest or public masturbation or whatever it is Bavarins are always doing.

I mean it is so bad, they have lost so much money, that even French clubs have more money than the lederhosen wearing, shoe slapping, pointy headed freaks-most Germans have normal square heads like all normal people. I am pretty sure I saw something on kicker this morning about Monaco signing some bundesliga player (come to think of it, they are pretty damn incestuous in Monaco as well).

These self promoting, incestuous bastards even have a fricking walk of fame, like that Hollywood place where you get a fricking star if you once did the voice of pig or duck or some farm animal. Well Bayern has that too. And what is with the stadium, it is kind of gay, all Bavarians are gay, that is why they marry their sisters. Dont ask these open ended questions, I could go on forever, literally forever, with what is wrong with them!



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I think posts with 10 upvotes should appear in a hall of fame thread.

I think this should be the introducing post. Very good read, would read again and most importantly would insult Hans with it everytime 10/10
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Post by elfmeter on Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:46 pm

I would never try to offend Hans, he is not even Bavarian as far as I know? On the other hand, I did have a Bavarian friend of mine come up to the cottage last week and pretty much everything I said in the post applies to him, what a fricking shit show, you just can not control them when they get drunk. And here is the weird part, he does not like my German beer, instead he starts to drink Vodka at 6AM.
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Post by iftikhar on Wed Aug 29, 2018 4:17 pm

@elfmeter wrote:I would never try to offend Hans, he is not even Bavarian as far as I know? On the other hand, I did have a Bavarian friend of mine come up to the cottage last week and pretty much everything I said in the post applies to him, what a fricking shit show, you just can not control them when they get drunk. And here is the weird part, he does not like my German beer, instead he starts to drink Vodka at 6AM.
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:12 pm

@elfmeter wrote:I would never try to offend Hans, he is not even Bavarian as far as I know? On the other hand, I did have a Bavarian friend of mine come up to the cottage last week and pretty much everything I said in the post applies to him, what a fricking shit show, you just can not control them when they get drunk. And here is the weird part, he does not like my German beer, instead he starts to drink Vodka at 6AM.


I can confirm I am not a Bavarian, but a Franconian. One question answered, another pops up, i.e. what's up with a Franconian supporting Bayern. After all, some of us are trying to gain independence from Bavaria almost as strongly as the Catalonians from Spain.

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Re: What's wrong with FC Bayern Munich?

Post by Kaladin on Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:53 pm

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn4xZk6U4AACl0D.jpg

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Post by Kick on Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:45 am

Good lord :facepalm:

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Post by BusterLfc on Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:30 am

Lmaoo
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Re: What's wrong with FC Bayern Munich?

Post by rincon on Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:44 am

On the phone, the pic just shows two regular looking people next to Ribery looking like a clown. Thought it was funny. Then I see that it's cropped so I make it ful size rofl wtf
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Re: What's wrong with FC Bayern Munich?

Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:43 am

What's so strange?

Ok apart from the crocodile?

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Post by Myesyats on Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:09 am

69 tattoed all over his body included the forehead and neck, this specimen must be a highly intellectual individual.

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Post by rincon on Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:09 am

Ribery's clothes and the thing next to him with 69 tattoed on the forehead
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Post by FennecFox7 on Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:36 am

tbh 6ix9ne/tekashi is one weird *bleep* but he's genuinely a cool dude Laughing

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Post by rincon on Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:45 am

Is he a famous person? Cannot be a cool guy if he is going so far out of his way to look like that.
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Post by M99 on Tue Sep 25, 2018 11:47 am

He is 50 Cent's son.

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