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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:28 pm

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"14 year old" Cameroonian-German striker kid playing for Dortmund's youth.

46 goals in 26 games in the U17-Bundesliga this season rofl rofl

Last season 40 goals in 28 games, already in U17-Buli as a 12-13 year old Laughing

Kid is shooting everything to bits and pieces

definitively one to watch

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only thing that can go wrong here, is of course that when he starts to play Bundesliga in a couple of years, he will already be past his prime and nearing his mid-30s

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Post by Kaladin on Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:35 pm

1. Its not a watch if no one is watching him
2. He's in U17 Bundesliga, AKA Unique's kids would boss that league.
3. He's of African descent which probably means he's 28
4. You have no eye for talent
5. He won't be relevant with that name, off to Dorset Doves for you

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:52 pm

@Kaladin wrote:1. Its not a watch if no one is watching him

Nike already gave him a million-€ sponsoring deal so I guess they assume someone is watching

@Kaladin wrote:2. He's in U17 Bundesliga, AKA Unique's kids would boss that league.
3. He's of African descent which probably means he's 28

Fair points
@Kaladin wrote:4. You have no eye for talent

My eye for talent has nothing to do with it lol. I have never seen him, just reporting to you his numbers and making a thread because there WILL be the need for a thread for him

@Kaladin wrote:5. He won't be relevant with that name, off to Dorset Doves for you

A guy with the name Romelu Lukaku will be shooting your bitter city rivals to the scudetto next season so I guess the joke's on you

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Post by Kaladin on Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:05 pm

@Hapless_Hans wrote:
@Kaladin wrote:1. Its not a watch if no one is watching him

Nike already gave him a million-€ sponsoring deal so I guess they assume someone is watching


The same deal they gave Hachim Mastour.



@Hapless_Hans wrote:
@Kaladin wrote:4. You have no eye for talent

My eye for talent has nothing to do with it lol. I have never seen him, just reporting to you his numbers and making a thread because there WILL be the need for a thread for him

You are responsibile for your hypee in GL, this is why to this day people grill Nick on Siqueira or Milantildeath on Saponara. You will be held accountable for your talents hype.


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@Kaladin wrote:5. He won't be relevant with that name, off to Dorset Doves for you

A guy with the name Romelu Lukaku will be shooting your bitter city rivals to the scudetto next season so I guess the joke's on you

Romelo Lukaku is a helluva a lot better than Youssoufa Moukoko, he sounds like a debuff in a JRPG.

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