Wigan to MOLEst Newcastle Yanited

aford92 wrote:Some people on this forum are very confused. Wigan cannot and will not win this game, here are some reasons why.

Number 1:


Nobody who plays for Wigan has a haircut that can compete with the Colo-cut. Puyol has a Colo-cut and Barca beat Pretzel, David Luiz has a Colo-cut and Chelski beat Genk. Coloccini will continue this when he destroys Franco Di Sanflop and we destroy Mehgan.

Number 2:


Maldini 2.0, the new and improved version of the greatest full back ever is going up against Victor Mehses. The same Victor Mehses that was dropped for Cleverly despite the fact that Cleverly is a CM not a winger. More one sided than gang rape.

Number 3:


Tim Krul. The man that single handedly foiled Brazil, the greatest footballing nation ever and stopped the new Pele. His opposite number is Ali Al Mehsi, couldn't get a game for Bolton. He was kept out of the team by Jussi Jaaskelainen meanwhile Krul has taken the starting spot from the legendary Steven Godper who kept a clean sheet against the mighty 2002 Juventus team in the UCL.

Number 4:


Yoheik Cabote. Better duo than Batman and Robin, Morcambe and Wise, Badei and Skinner, Xavi and Iniesta, Shearer and Sutton, Ant and Dec and most importantly Rubard and Custard. They cannot be defeated by anyone or anything especially not a midfield that contains Hendry Thomehs.

Number 5:


Godba Ba. Franco Di Sanflop takes 78 games to score 5 goals whilst Ba takes only 8 games to score 5 goals, that's 70 less games. Need I say more.

Frankly if Wigan manage to keep the amount of goals they concede under 10 they will have done well.

Just to reinforce things.



Look into his eyes, that is pure intensity, Intensity that nobody can handle (hence why we have the best defence in the league) especially not Mehgan.

Immaculate_Mole wrote:POST OF THE MOTHER F*CKING YEAR