Who is the best footballer in the world - off the pitch?

Probably Mario Balotelli.

Sets his house on fire, becomes a fireworks safety spokesman.
Visits female prisons.
Buys trampolines.
TRAMPOLINES.


If you're so big on the humble pie train, which is a good way to judge off the pitch behaviour, I'll throw in Miroslav Klose and Lukas Podolski, our polish-born strikers.

Both never do anything controversial, both are family men, both are incredibly humble, and while Klose is even almost shy, Podolski is just incredibly grounded. Plus these days during carnival he throws candy around like a boss.