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Post by BarrileteCosmico Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:55 am

Nigeria overcame Africa Cup of Nations favourites Ivory Coast on Sunday, putting the Super Eagles in the final four of the competition. Stephen Keshi's side now face dark horse Mali in the semi-finals on Wednesday, after which the winner may face current favourites Ghana in the final on Sunday.

Defeating Mali and the Black Stars will be no easy feat, but to encourage the West African nation to bring home their third Africa Cup of Nations trophy, the Association of Nigerian Prostitutes — yes, there is an official Association of Nigerian Prostitutes — have promised seven days of free sex if they win.

A statement from ANP secretary Jessica Elvis reads (via ynaija.com):

“We want to congratulate the Nigerian national team, the Super Eagles, for qualifying for the next round of the competition.

“To show our support for the national team, we’ll be declaring one week [of] free sex if the Super Eagles can win the trophy.”

It's not clear who would be entitled to the free sex (just the players? anybody in Nigeria with ten minutes to spare?) or if there are any restrictions (one free lovemaking session per customer per day? Offer only valid with orders over $50?), but don't be surprised if Cristiano Ronaldo announces a seven-day African sabbatical on Sunday.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/nigerian-prostitutes-promise-week-free-sex-win-africa-184327357--sow.html?
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Post by The Franchise Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:26 am

And as we speak, they are winning 4-0 in the semi final with just over an hour gone Laughing
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Post by Lex Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:35 am

Footballers can get free sex from most women anyway Laughing
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Post by BarrileteCosmico Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:38 am

Yes but unless i'm reading the statement wrong, it's free sex for all nigerians. It doesn't seem to exclude it to merely the footballers.
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Post by LeBéninois Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:50 am

BarrileteCosmico wrote:Yes but unless i'm reading the statement wrong, it's free sex for all nigerians. It doesn't seem to exclude it to merely the footballers.

Zambian prostitute did that last year . The governement was forced to give people free condoms
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Post by white_star Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:56 am

The Ronaldo inclusion haha
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Post by Lex Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:58 am

Correct me if I'm wrong and politically incorrect, but isn't Nigeria one of those places where STDs are rife?
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Post by Rossoneri Ninja Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:03 am

Expect lots of 14-16 year olds to lose their virginity Laughing
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Post by elm_baraja_shaman Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:12 am

i hope Ghana doesn't decide to pull this sh*t if we make it in the final, well we don't even have a Prostitute's Association

and secondly too morally critical for this to even come off...
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Post by Die Borussen Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:26 am

poor girls, tsunami of d***s on their way

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Post by Kick Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:27 am

Victor Moses, you know what to do. :bow:
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Post by Eivindo Thu Feb 07, 2013 4:08 am

Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Expect lots of 14-16 year olds to lose their virginity Laughing

40 year old virgins
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Post by CBarca Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:34 am

brb going to nigeria

jk

Nigerian prostitutes promise “week of free sex” if they win Africa Cup of Nations Yeah_b10
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Post by McAgger Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:39 am

goal.com comment section contributors will all lose their virginity. Laughing
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Post by LeBéninois Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:41 am

Messiah "Aggerswagger" wrote:goal.com comment section contributors will all lose their virginity. Laughing

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Post by Rebaño Sagrado Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:42 am

Idiot wrote:poor girls, tsunami of d***s on their way

#pray4nigerianhookers
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Post by ronalessi Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:52 pm

I just came back from Nigeria 2 months ago. The ugliest hookers I've ever seen. Laughing
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Post by Rossoneri Ninja Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:19 pm

Ronalessi you back posting again? What happened to that hot avatar you used to have :bow:
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Post by Mamad Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:24 pm

The Messi one is hotter Nigerian prostitutes promise “week of free sex” if they win Africa Cup of Nations Ibra
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Post by Ion Creanga Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:15 pm

Rossoneri Ninja wrote:Expect lots of 14-16 year olds to lose their virginity Laughing
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They'll have the busiest week of their life at work... True supporters, willing to sacrifice themselves for their beloved team! that spirit :bow:
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Post by Eivindo Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:56 am

not sure if i would want to be the last in line tho
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Post by Lex Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:02 am

They're prostitutes. Regardless of where you start in the line, you'll ALWAYS be last
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Post by Highburied Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:20 am

Normal women will have a week break.

Unless the neighbor shows up Very Happy

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Post by Zealous Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:22 am

Eivindo wrote:not sure if i would want to be the last in line tho

If you're last in line you get to take your time. Cool


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Post by Eivindo Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:37 am

dont worry, i dont need long :coffee:
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