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Post by Kaladin Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:36 pm

Umut Bulut, Shatov, Razvan Rat, Danny Shittu. These names will echo in the halls of time, an XI of them would be unstoppable. The opposition will laugh to death before reading the team sheet before they can approach the pitch, chants and cheers will resonate throughout their veins. Like a seismic wave coursing through their veins

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---?--Shittu----?----Rat
-----Shatov-----?
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----------Umut Bulut
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Post by M99 Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:38 pm

U mut M8?

Buluts name is GOAT.
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:52 pm

Philipp Lahm (= lame, slow) deserves a mention. Oh, and Ciro Immobile. ^^
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Post by ronalessi Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:00 pm

Ciro Immobile rofl 
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Post by Art Morte Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:06 pm

Shittu takes the cherry.

Personally I can't still get over the fact that Balotelli is/was? dating a girl named Fanny Roberts.
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:08 pm

Well, at Rot-Weiß Oberhausen, we had the uncanny combination of Jamal Gay and Olivier de Cock in 2008/09, and in the training camp they even shared one room XD

No kidding: http://www.transfermarkt.de/de/rot-weiss-oberhausen/transfers/verein_57_2008_default_default_alle_a_default.html
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Post by Art Morte Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:10 pm

Sometimes RWO knows stuff that I don't want to know how she knows it...
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Post by ronalessi Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:12 pm

rwo power wrote:Well, at Rot-Weiß Oberhausen, we had the uncanny combination of Jamal Gay and Olivier de Cock in 2008/09, and in the training camp they even shared one room XD

No kidding: http://www.transfermarkt.de/de/rot-weiss-oberhausen/transfers/verein_57_2008_default_default_alle_a_default.html
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Post by Adit Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:12 pm

Douchez of PSG rofl 
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Post by Kuru Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:13 pm

That German keeper, Butt.
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:13 pm

Art Morte wrote:Sometimes RWO knows stuff that I don't want to know how she knows it...
Because Rot-Weiß Oberhausen is what RWO stands for? I should know all the more or less fun stuff about my club, won't you say? Razz
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Post by McAgger Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:13 pm

Julian Koch (cock)
Christian Trasch (trash)
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:15 pm

McAgger wrote:Julian Koch (cock)
Christian Trasch (trash)
Well, Koch is not pronounced like cock in German. Moreover, it means "cook" or "chef".
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Post by McAgger Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:17 pm

How about the Austrian Chrsitian Fuchs from Schalke?
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Post by McAgger Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:18 pm

Yuri Zhirkov (Jerkoff)
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:19 pm

McAgger wrote:How about the Austrian Chrsitian Fuchs from Schalke?
Well, as it is pronounced like "fooks" and means "fox" no one would find it too ridiculous ^^
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Post by Funkentelechy Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:24 pm

Argélico Fu cks, brazilian coach.
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Post by McAgger Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:24 pm

I see, I remember a very funny headline when Christian Fuchs was linked with some Dutch team in the transfer window, the headline read "Christian Fuchs off to PSV"
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:29 pm

McAgger wrote:I see, I remember a very funny headline when Christian Fuchs was linked with some Dutch team in the transfer window, the headline read "Christian Fuchs off to PSV"
Would have been a riot if the typesetter would have misplaced the h for a k for sure XD
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:32 pm

Funkentelechy wrote:Argélico Fu cks, brazilian coach.
LOL, mercifully, transfermarkt.de only lists him as Argel XD
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Post by barca 2011 Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:19 pm

There's a few Brazilians I've seen that use the name Pinga which in some Latin countries translates literally to "cock", like penis. But my fav Brazilian name is a player called Fagner!! Comedy!!!
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Post by rwo power Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:26 pm

I read that former Schalke player Ciprian Marica got into some name trouble after signing for Getafe as his surname is a less than endearing term in Spanish. He wants to have "Ciprian" on his shirt now ^^

Ah, here's an English source: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/la_liga/177030/new-getafe-striker-ciprian-marica-to-wear-nameless-shirt-due-to-unfortunate-spanish-translation-of-surname.html
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Post by Helmer Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:25 am

McAgger wrote:How about the Austrian Chrsitian Fuchs from Schalke?
actually my Irish friends do say it like Fuqs and it actually sounds damn funny when they say it

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Post by barca 2011 Sun Oct 06, 2013 7:56 am

rwo power wrote:I read that former Schalke player Ciprian Marica got into some name trouble after signing for Getafe as his surname is a less than endearing term in Spanish. He wants to have "Ciprian" on his shirt now ^^

Ah, here's an English source: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/la_liga/177030/new-getafe-striker-ciprian-marica-to-wear-nameless-shirt-due-to-unfortunate-spanish-translation-of-surname.html
I'd totally forgotten about him!!! Yeah, his surname could not be anymore outrageous/hilarious/etc. when translated into Spanish in any country really.

If I'm not mistaken I think a few years ago he was playing for Stuttgart and the commentators in Spanish jokingly preferred calling him Ciprian as opposed "marica" which was on his shirt.

And especially in Colombia, Marica is a funny term used in many instances but always used to break someone's balls! He deserves this team's captaincy!
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Post by ExtremistEnigma Sun Oct 06, 2013 8:05 am

Rod Fanni.
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