Best Zlatan Quotes

“Onyewu resembled a heavyweight boxer. He was nearly 6ft 5in and weighed over 15 stone, but he couldn’t handle me. He accused me of trash talking, but that wasn’t true. People trash talk me. I’ve heard so much shit over the years: ‘*bleep* gypsy’, stuff about my mum — all that stuff. I retaliate with my body, not with words.

I told Onyewu I did not trash talk, but he just kept on. He shushed me with his finger. Then he did it again. I saw red. I didn’t say anything, not a word. That bastard was going to find out how I trash-talk!

The next time he got the ball in training, I rushed towards him and jumped up with my feet and studs out in front — the worst type of tackle. But he saw me and leapt out of the way. As we both crashed to the ground, my first thought was: ‘Shit! I’ve missed!’ As I got up and walked away I felt a blow to my shoulder. Not a good idea, Oguchi Onyewu.

I headbutted him, and we flew at each other. We wanted to tear each other limb from limb. It was brutal. We were rolling around, punching and kneeing each other. We were crazy and furious — it was like life and death.

Afterwards, the weirdest thing happened. Onyewu started praying to God with tears in his eyes, making the sign of the cross. This felt like a provocation, and I got more furious.

I was stopped by my team-mates, and I suppose that was a good thing. It could have turned out nasty. All the time, I was thinking: ‘Shit, my chest hurts,’ so we had it checked out. I’d broken a rib in the fight.”

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

Zlatan ‘I am the greatest.’

Bendnter ‘No, I am the greatest’

Zlatan ‘You are just the right height for me to roundhouse you in the face’

Bendter ‘Maybe, but I am still the greatest!’

Gay? Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.

(After a female reporter asked if he was gay, following the photos of Zlatan and Pique holding hands)

19) Reporter: “Why do you have scratches on your face?” Zlatan: “Well…I don’t know… you’ll have to ask your wife about that.” wrote:

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

zizzle wrote:

sportsczy wrote:Another good one that didn't make it:

Reporter:   "How do you like Paris?"
Ibra:  "I like it.  They already have a picture of me that everyone goes to see even before i arrived."
Reporter:  "Really?  Where?"
Ibra:  "It's at the Louvre.  You know it as the Mona Lisa.  But its real name is Zlatan."

this has to be the lamest thing ive read in a while. how people find this funny is beyond me

gnrfan wrote:"Zlatan Ibrahimović has caused controversy in Sweden after he was quoted suggesting that the country's female footballers should be rewarded with bicycles instead of cars."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."

gnrfan wrote:"Zlatan Ibrahimović has caused controversy in Sweden after he was quoted suggesting that the country's female footballers should be rewarded with bicycles instead of cars."

"Give them a bicycle with my autograph and that will be enough."