If you could pick one footballer......

Xavi Hernandez.. The moment women finds out about his obsession with mushrooms they'll turn their attention to me.

Milner, to make me look cool

Any decent footballer would be a great wingman. Women love money & social status.

A wingman suppose to be there to make you look good while at the same time not making you the centre of attention. Guys like Balo and Cassano would mostly likely take the woman you are trying to get with. Being alpha males and all that.

If I had to choose a wingman, would probably be someone like Xabi Alonso.

Now if I just wanna get my drink and club on, I would definitely go with the likes of Ramos, Balo, Cassano particular Ramos. Little intelligence on and off the field that one...