The 2016/2017 Calcio Saga

Dybala-Alves is awesome but Alves needs to calm down a bit. He is trying too many dribbles, too many flick ons, if Fiore were better positioned on the field they might have threatened in one of his misses. He looks too anxious.

Alex Sandro looks absolutely fantastic. Mandzukic too, maybe our best player so far. Him or Dybala.

my sides when mandzu benches piggy

Roma

Alex Sandro and Dani Alves bringing some serious Brazilian Samba to the Juve attack...

Firenze wrote:my sides when mandzu benches piggy

Roma

Don't worry your sides and maybe other parts of your body will be normal again next week when slimmed down Higuain starts...

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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after 70 minutes of dominating they score on their first shot of the game

ffs

Hapless_Hans wrote:gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
gooooooooooogogogogogogogog
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HIGUAIN!!!! Fat boy just scored after only 10 minutes on the pitch.

Suck it haters...

Serie A being dominated by a fat guy

HIGUAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

This is why Juve signed him

lmao at the defending from fiorentina for that higuain goal



parted like the red sea for the intial shot before higgy got on the rebound

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Serie A being dominated by a fat guy

Maybe if you were actually watching the game you'd realize he's not fat anymore...

Agree., the politically correct term is obese.

Hapless_Hans wrote:Agree., the politically correct term is obese.

Final score: Juventus 2 Fiorentina 1

Forza Juve!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Serie A being dominated by a fat guy

Gonzalo 'Big Country' Higuain

Higuaiiiiiin

Lemina ffs. What a game from him. Thank God he isn't French.

S wrote:

Lemina ffs. What a game from him. Thank God he isn't French.

Yep, thank god he wont be going to the AFCON with France in January , right ?

The AFCON is gonna wreck us with Asamoah, Benatia and Lemina

Inter to respond with a statement tomorrow :smoke:

rincon wrote:The AFCON is gonna wreck us with Asamoah, Benatia and Lemina

Poor you lol.

none of them are even backups ffs

Inter and Mauro Icardi, the story will continue. Napoli have been after Icardi all summer long but Inter did not want to budge. Icardi is now on the verge of signing a contract renewal till 2021 with Inter. His new contract should see him earn 4.5 million euros per season + bonuses (if he reaches all of these bonuses, he would make upwards of 5 million euros per season). There will also be a 100 + million euros (more like 110)release clause in his contract that will only be applicable to non-Italian teams. This clause will also likely have a duration (and will likely expire before the end of his contract). Inter-Icardi, the captain will now stay on ....

The Juventus clause

To be fair, Piguain has lost a lot of weight in less than 2 weeks. I may have to go back to calling him Higuain.