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Post by Giggslegend Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:55 am

Based purely on looks and actions on the pitch wich footballers could easly slid into another profession?

Frimpong - Boxer

Andy Caroll/Voronin - Male porn star

Di Maria - Professional PC gamer

etc etc...
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Post by PinePHresh Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:56 am

Rooney - hair club for men spokesperson
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Post by dostoevsky Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:58 am

This isn't going to end up with "actor" and "professional diver" being thrown around at all.
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Post by Giggslegend Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:02 am

PinePHresh wrote:Rooney - hair club for men spokesperson

he already is unwillingly together with sneijder. Many hair clinics have commercial including them both now
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Post by zizzle Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:06 am

Jap stam, a construction worker
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Post by Giovanni10 Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:10 am

Ruddy, UFC?

too soon? :lol!:
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Post by S Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:10 am

Vincent Kompany-Gym Trainer or Body-Builder whatever.. Very Happy
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Post by Vyey Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:13 am

Nani and Valencia as impersonators

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Post by fatman123 Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:16 am

Ronaldo (the Brazilian one) sumo wrestler
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Post by BiasedMilanFan3 Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:21 am

Onyewu - Bouncer
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Post by Kev Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:29 am

Kaka- Christian Missionary

Sergio Ramos- matador.

Cristiano Ronaldo- Hair stylist.

Marcelo- Kindegarten teacher.

Xabi Alonso- Lawyer (or any job that requires a suit).

Iker Casillas- T.V. presenter with Sara Carbonero.

Frank Lampard- Emeritus professor of Latin at Oxford University.

Steven Gerrard- Local baker in Anfield.

Wayne Rooney- Local plumber in Manchester.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic- Polar- bear hunter in Sweden.







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Post by Jack Russell Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:01 am

Kevacious wrote:Kaka- Christian Missionary

Sergio Ramos- matador.

Cristiano Ronaldo- Hair stylist.

Marcelo- Kindegarten teacher.

Xabi Alonso- Lawyer (or any job that requires a suit).

Iker Casillas- T.V. presenter with Sara Carbonero.

Frank Lampard- Emeritus professor of Latin at Oxford University.

Steven Gerrard- Local baker in Anfield.

Wayne Rooney- Local plumber in Manchester.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic- Polar- bear hunter in Sweden.








+1 ROFL!! :lol!:
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Post by Vyey Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:15 am

Tbf Rooney does look like a plumber.

Roque Santa Cruz as Bench underwear model. (no homo)

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Post by Kick Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:53 am

Lukaku could be a military tank. He just needs a cannon on his back.
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Post by NiallQuinnsdiscoPants Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:03 am

If Rooney wasn't a footballer he really would have been a Boxer

Gyan-International music star/superstar DJ/Dancer/X factor judge

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Post by spanky Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:18 am

Kevacious wrote:Kaka- Christian Missionary

Sergio Ramos- matador.

Cristiano Ronaldo- Hair stylist.

Marcelo- Kindegarten teacher.

Xabi Alonso- Lawyer (or any job that requires a suit).

Iker Casillas- T.V. presenter with Sara Carbonero.

Frank Lampard- Emeritus professor of Latin at Oxford University.

Steven Gerrard- Local baker in Anfield.

Wayne Rooney- Local plumber in Manchester.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic- Polar- bear hunter in Sweden.


LOL spot on!!!

except i can kind of see ibrahimovic, since he has that corny pony tail, as a police officer in sweden, or a pizza baker.


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Post by Adit Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:40 am

Coyle (manager,bolton) as military officer

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Post by xabi Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:41 am

messi could join the half pint brawlers
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Post by Adit Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:41 am

Adebayor as Booker -T of WWE Laughing
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Post by Giggslegend Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:19 pm

lol @ ronaldo being a hair stylist

Xavi never looked like a footballer to me for some reason, but can´t find out what job I would give him
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Post by lszanto Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:48 pm

Modric - Oompa loompa
Buffon - Mafia boss
Walcott - Olympic sprinter
Vidic - Assassin
Lukaku - Mountain
Terry - Military
David Luiz - Clown
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Ribery - Circus
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Post by Kick Sun Aug 28, 2011 1:15 pm

Ramires would be a distence runner.
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Post by milanfan7 Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:07 pm

Bobo vieri- porn star
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Post by Lord Hades Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:42 pm

ronaldo - gigolo in countries where its legal Twisted Evil

ramos -- rival gigolo who steals his girls

ozil- common pimp who creates those oppurtunities for them

bounce :queen:
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