Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
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Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by BarrileteCosmico Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:00 pm
"The grass was terrible" really gets to me. It's the same grass for both sides! You need to adapt to your environment, not the other way around. If the grass is cut longer/shorter than you'd like, or dryer/wetter than you're used to, that still doesn't really change anything.
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Great Leader Sprucenuce Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:04 pm
Steve Kean: Thier 3rd goal shouldnt have stood if it was ruled out we could of gone on to win.....
Note: Blackburn had 2 shots all game
Note: Blackburn had 2 shots all game
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by rwo power Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:11 pm
The North Korean women's coach: "Five of my players were struck by lightning during training"
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by halamadrid2 Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:12 pm
"We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percnet that cost us the match."-Gullit
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by TheBlueArmy Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:12 pm
Ask sir alex ferguson, he has the stupidest excuses.
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by SaintJoe Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:14 pm
rwo power wrote:The North Korean women's coach: "Five of my players were struck by lightning during training"
lmao
http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/North-Korea-blame-loss-to-U-S-on-players-gettin?urn=sow-wp2852#mwpphu-container
:lol!: Best excuse I've ever read
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Lord Awesome Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:15 pm
Actually, the grass takes it, in my book. Sometimes ref decisions can bum you out.
When they point at the crowd or when they begin to criticize a good performance from the refs is when I start to laugh.
When they point at the crowd or when they begin to criticize a good performance from the refs is when I start to laugh.
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Lord Spencer Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:26 pm
rwo power wrote:The North Korean women's coach: "Five of my players were struck by lightning during training"
I call U.S. predator missile or Kim Jong-il having an orgy.
After all Kim Jong-il makes love like lightning (sorry for the poor joke)
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Highburied Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:28 pm
Xavi's anti football rants....
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by El Chelsea Fuerte Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:22 pm
Something about Wenger complaining that the Stamford Bridge crowd was delaying the game by holding on to the ball.
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by EarlyPrototype Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:23 pm
Sprinklers
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by zizzle Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:41 am
"the better team lost"
"antifootball"
"antifootball"
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Red Alert Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:53 am
Roy Hodgson says hi.
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Lord Spencer Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:57 am
This one is not facepalm worthy but is very sad.
"Beach ball"
"Beach ball"
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Red Alert Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:59 am
How is the "Beach ball" a sad excuse?
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Lord Spencer Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:03 am
ynwa wrote:How is the "Beach ball" a sad excuse?
As in it is so sad it happened. Very unfortunate.
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Red Alert Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:04 am
Oh. Thought you ment it was a sad excuse. O.o
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Lord Spencer Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:06 am
ynwa wrote:Oh. Thought you ment it was a sad excuse. O.o
Meaning lost in translation. Also, you could not have heard the "aww" I let out before writing, the "aww" being an expression of sadness.
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Lord Hades Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:32 am
volcanic eruption,long bus ride
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Magricos Sat Oct 15, 2011 5:40 am
diptiman wrote:volcanic eruption,long bus ride
This and a beachball is a sad excuse. :lol!:
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Re: Post-match excuses that simply make you facepalm
by Lex Sat Oct 15, 2011 6:18 am
"Typical Germans"
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