Dani Alves Impression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dSk5hnwGyLo

They should do one for Biscuit- face injury style.

ironic... isnt this the same station where the frames where pepe's foot made contact with alves' leg were mysteriously "dropped" when converting the file to a tv suitable format? haha, well, i guess they've got nothing else to talk about these days in madrid...

So no one still has been able to explain how apparently without contact someones leg could stop moving in one direction then spin full 360 degrees in the other direction so fast. These poor losers all they do is sit around and laugh at each others jokes, why are they on TV?

and because im sure that someone will ask for proof:




and i know that there's an article with an official apology form punto pelota floating around somewhere, but i cant seem to find it...

^ oh wow i cant believe i havent seen this before smh

Haha one of the best impressions I've ever seen :lol!:

everest1 wrote:and because im sure that someone will ask for proof:




and i know that there's an article with an official apology form punto pelota floating around somewhere, but i cant seem to find it...

Those videos are fake becouse RM used a video in their own website to prove that Dani Alves were never hit and I'm sure they arent stupid enough to use one that has been manipulated. I think they use from their own video source.

omarish wrote:

everest1 wrote:and because im sure that someone will ask for proof:




and i know that there's an article with an official apology form punto pelota floating around somewhere, but i cant seem to find it...

Those videos are fake becouse RM used a video in their own website to prove that Dani Alves were never hit and I'm sure they arent stupid enough to use one that has been manipulated. I think they use from their own video source.

So if their fake mind explaining to me

So no one still has been able to explain how apparently without contact someones leg could stop moving in one direction then spin full 360 degrees in the other direction so fast.

Lionel Messi wrote:So no one still has been able to explain how apparently without contact someones leg could stop moving in one direction then spin full 360 degrees in the other direction so fast. These poor losers all they do is sit around and laugh at each others jokes, why are they on TV?

Have you never been able to do that before :?:

They both hit the ball at the same time and besides that it's not hard to do a 360 spin like that, the guy in the video that did the impression did a good one?

Lionel Messi wrote:

omarish wrote:

everest1 wrote:and because im sure that someone will ask for proof:




and i know that there's an article with an official apology form punto pelota floating around somewhere, but i cant seem to find it...

Those videos are fake becouse RM used a video in their own website to prove that Dani Alves were never hit and I'm sure they arent stupid enough to use one that has been manipulated. I think they use from their own video source.

So if their fake mind explaining to me

So no one still has been able to explain how apparently without contact someones leg could stop moving in one direction then spin full 360 degrees in the other direction so fast.

Simple, he faked it.

dont remember past and think tomorrow they cheat and win uefa and la liga so and you RM cheat like they do may be u will win..imo!

lol the 1000x roll, "my knee is broken" , Im gonna die expression, calling for medic is a pretty accurate alves dive

good job

Lionel Messi wrote:So no one still has been able to explain how apparently without contact someones leg could stop moving in one direction then spin full 360 degrees in the other direction so fast. These poor losers all they do is sit around and laugh at each others jokes, why are they on TV?

This doesn't make sense to me. How does a leg "spin full 360 degrees in the other direction"? Do you even know what 360 degrees are?

If Alves was hit it was only a slight touch to his shin pads AFTER they both had gone for and hit the ball. The way he rolled around on the ground like a headless chicken is always a dead give-away that a player is simulating an injury. And quelle surprise ... 2 minutes later he returned to the pitch in an excellent condition. Embarrassing.

Nonetheless, Pepe's tackle was potentially dangerous because he tackled the ball from above with the studs. He's pretty crazy but what do you expect from someone who looks like Nemesis from Resident Evil?

So no one saw replays during the match? there was no contact.

Can someone explain to me how he can roll around on the floor for 5 minutes then get stretched off and run back onto the field doing kick ups and one twos with Messi.

EarlyPrototype wrote:So no one saw replays during the match? there was no contact.

Can someone explain to me how he can roll around on the floor for 5 minutes then get stretched off and run back onto the field doing kick ups and one twos with Messi.

because he was faking. We all know this by now its not even "if" question anymore. Barcelona fans wil do all they can to defend their players, and I understand that. But this is just way to obvious at this point. the 360 spin whatever-whatever from lionel messi is one of the worst excuses I've heard...

btw the emoticons are pretty cool.. even player ones now..

David Luiz = :geek:

Rooney =

Granero=

messi=

xabi wrote:

EarlyPrototype wrote:So no one saw replays during the match? there was no contact.

Can someone explain to me how he can roll around on the floor for 5 minutes then get stretched off and run back onto the field doing kick ups and one twos with Messi.

because he was faking. We all know this by now its not even "if" question anymore. Barcelona fans wil do all they can to defend their players, and I understand that. But this is just way to obvious at this point. the 360 spin whatever-whatever from lionel messi is one of the worst excuses I've heard...

btw the emoticons are pretty cool.. even player ones now..

David Luiz = :geek:

Rooney =

Granero=

messi=

El Shaarawy= :farao:
Abate- :queen:
AC Milan (Il Diavolo)=
**** Section is that way= :arrow:

Not this again lol we all know Alves, Pedro, Buqshits are all divers peroid.

Someone just had to go and turn this into a serious debate, didn't they?

xabi wrote:

EarlyPrototype wrote:So no one saw replays during the match? there was no contact.

Can someone explain to me how he can roll around on the floor for 5 minutes then get stretched off and run back onto the field doing kick ups and one twos with Messi.

because he was faking. We all know this by now its not even "if" question anymore. Barcelona fans wil do all they can to defend their players, and I understand that. But this is just way to obvious at this point. the 360 spin whatever-whatever from lionel messi is one of the worst excuses I've heard...

btw the emoticons are pretty cool.. even player ones now..

David Luiz = :geek:

Rooney =

Granero=

messi=

Marcelo = ! !!

Someone here isint good with basic math i see.

xabi wrote:
the 360 spin whatever-whatever from lionel messi is one of the worst excuses I've heard...

Senor Penguin wrote:
This doesn't make sense to me. How does a leg "spin full 360 degrees in the other direction"? Do you even know what 360 degrees are?

If Alves was hit it was only a slight touch to his shin pads AFTER they both had gone for and hit the ball. The way he rolled around on the ground like a headless chicken is always a dead give-away that a player is simulating an injury. And quelle surprise ... 2 minutes later he returned to the pitch in an excellent condition. Embarrassing.

Nonetheless, Pepe's tackle was potentially dangerous because he tackled the ball from above with the studs. He's pretty crazy but what do you expect from someone who looks like Nemesis from Resident Evil?

Idrisozet wrote:
Simple, he faked it.

omarish wrote:They both hit the ball at the same time and besides that it's not hard to do a 360 spin like that, the guy in the video that did the impression did a good one?

Then why can't you explain it? I would love to see what you guys can come up with.

Pepe clearly doesn't even touch the ball.

I'm talking about ALVES' leg here people, how in the world could it change direction and spin around so fast without contact?

EVERYONE WHO SAID MY EXCUSE IS BULLSH*T, EXPLAIN HOW SOMEONES LEG CAN DO THIS ON ITS OWN


If not, stfu.

Lionel Messi wrote:

xabi wrote:
the 360 spin whatever-whatever from lionel messi is one of the worst excuses I've heard...

Senor Penguin wrote:
This doesn't make sense to me. How does a leg "spin full 360 degrees in the other direction"? Do you even know what 360 degrees are?

If Alves was hit it was only a slight touch to his shin pads AFTER they both had gone for and hit the ball. The way he rolled around on the ground like a headless chicken is always a dead give-away that a player is simulating an injury. And quelle surprise ... 2 minutes later he returned to the pitch in an excellent condition. Embarrassing.

Nonetheless, Pepe's tackle was potentially dangerous because he tackled the ball from above with the studs. He's pretty crazy but what do you expect from someone who looks like Nemesis from Resident Evil?

Idrisozet wrote:
Simple, he faked it.

omarish wrote:They both hit the ball at the same time and besides that it's not hard to do a 360 spin like that, the guy in the video that did the impression did a good one?

Then why can't you explain it? I would love to see what you guys can come up with.

Pepe clearly doesn't even touch the ball.

I'm talking about ALVES' leg here people, how in the world could it change direction and spin around so fast without contact?

EVERYONE WHO SAID MY EXCUSE IS BULLSH*T, EXPLAIN HOW SOMEONES LEG CAN DO THIS ON ITS OWN


If not, stfu.

Ive done this 4 lulz, quite simple really.

Typical responses, no integrity just meaningless sentences with no explanation, I'd like to know how someones leg can go one direction at medium speed, then change direction so quickly and spin all the way around at a high speed WITHOUT touching the ground and WITHOUT contact?

Btw, is that all you guys can do is -rep me? give me something to work with here, 'its easy' and 'alves can do it' mean nothing