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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:44 am

So I'm over at this girls place, we decided to fxck even though her parents are sleeping in the next room right.. As we were *bleep* she moaned pretty loud and I guess her mom heard it cuz she started banging on the door and threatening to open it with a knife if she didn't.. We just kept quite and waited for her to stop and she did

But now I'm stuck in her room and someone's out in the living room watching tv and we don't know if it's her mom waiting for someone to try sneaking out or something, or her dad before he goes to work.. This normally wouldn't be too bad but the thing is she's my mothers friend and I'm banging her daughter lol.. I can't let her see me so I have two options:

A) she lives on the third floor and here's a platform right above the first floor over one of the entrances to the building.. So I can try jumping down to that and then to he ground lol

B) wait a little longer and hope its her dad and he goes to work and that her mom doesn wake up early and I'm stuck in this room all day lol

What would u guys do? I'm here bored as hell so I thought I'd post this lol

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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:47 am

Btw it's 5 47 am

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Post by Jack Daniels on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:50 am

You're in deep.. lol
Confronting her parents is absolutely the moral thing to do but that is down right stupid.

I suggest you grab something to hold on like a shield and charge down fast Banzai style. (A little bit of a War Cry could help) lol

Or you could just call your own parents to pick you up and die of humiliation.
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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:51 am

Lol yeah man, like her families from the same country, same religion, culture everything .. I'd be a leper in the community lol

Btw premarital sex is 'forbidden' :s

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Post by Babun on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:52 am

I've been there before with neighbour's daughter eco smile

Hide yourself somewhere ( under the bed or in the closet) and ask the girl to make a reconnaissance ( she should go and see the situation for herself.)
Jumping from the 3rd floor is a bad idea. Better let your mom know everything in worst case than having broken bones here and there eco smile

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Post by Babun on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:55 am

Swagg wrote:Lol yeah man, like her families from the same country, same religion, culture everything .. I'd be a leper in the community lol

Btw premarital sex is 'forbidden' :s
What kind of setting by the way? Religious people from middle east/ east asia or are you in USA?

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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:55 am

Immortal Babun wrote:I've been there before with neighbour's daughter eco smile

Hide yourself somewhere ( under the bed or in the closet) and ask the girl to make a reconnaissance ( she should go and see the situation for herself.)
Jumping from the 3rd floor is a bad idea. Better let your mom know everything in worst case than having broken bones here and there eco smile

Yeah we were thinking about doing that but maybe her mom will be like 'i heard something, I'm going in your room to check' .. Jumping to the platform wouldn't be THAT BAD.. It'll hurt the ankles a little bit though lol, plus she doesn't want me jumping

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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:57 am

Immortal Babun wrote:
Swagg wrote:Lol yeah man, like her families from the same country, same religion, culture everything .. I'd be a leper in the community lol

Btw premarital sex is 'forbidden' :s
What kind of setting by the way? Religious people from middle east/ east asia or are you in USA?

I'm in Canada.. The religion is.. Dun dun dun Islam

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Post by Jack Daniels on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:57 am

Swagg wrote:Btw premarital sex is 'forbidden' :s
Nothing is forbidden unless you get caught so you better think of something fast lol.

Grab your shield and hide man, hide very well. Expect the folks to search the room. The moment the folks are about to find you... CHARGE!

Oh and don't forget your clothes.


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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:59 am

@Jack Daniels wrote:
Swagg wrote:Btw premarital sex is 'forbidden' :s
Nothing is forbidden unless you get caught so you better think of something fast lol.

Grab your shield and hide man, hide very well. Expect the folks to search the room. The moment the folks are about to find you... CHARGE!

Oh and don't forget your clothes.

Lol ur serious about the shield aint u? We're jut waiting right now.. It's 6 and her pops usually goes to work at 8 lol, I don't want to be here for 2 hours

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Post by Jack Daniels on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:01 am

Another Option if possible. I don't know anything about Islam, but is being Gay forbidden also? If not, do your best and Act like one and hope they get fooled by you being her BFF. lol
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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:03 am

Oh it's a BIG PROBLEM being a homosexual.. Plus I dont want to act like one lol

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Post by Babun on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:04 am

Swagg wrote:
Immortal Babun wrote:
Swagg wrote:Lol yeah man, like her families from the same country, same religion, culture everything .. I'd be a leper in the community lol

Btw premarital sex is 'forbidden' :s
What kind of setting by the way? Religious people from middle east/ east asia or are you in USA?

I'm in Canada.. The religion is.. Dun dun dun Islam
Jump!
Let her look out of the window if someone is down there. Then try to use bed sheets or whatever to make your jump less damaging.
You don't f*** muslem daughters, specially if they're virgins :facepalm:

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Post by Jack Daniels on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:07 am

Swagg wrote:Oh it's a BIG PROBLEM being a homosexual.. Plus I dont want to act like one lol
Oh no..

Get your shield ready man. I suggest an Umbrella.

Will the Girl be in deep trouble as well? If so, convince her to jump with you then use her as padding mid flight.
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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:11 am

Immortal Babun wrote:
Swagg wrote:
Immortal Babun wrote:
Swagg wrote:Lol yeah man, like her families from the same country, same religion, culture everything .. I'd be a leper in the community lol

Btw premarital sex is 'forbidden' :s
What kind of setting by the way? Religious people from middle east/ east asia or are you in USA?

I'm in Canada.. The religion is.. Dun dun dun Islam
Jump!
Let her look out of the window if someone is down there. Then try to use bed sheets or whatever to make your jump less damaging.
You don't f*** muslem daughters, specially if they're virgins :facepalm:

Yeah but sometimes ppl do bad shit lol.. This isn't the first time we did this either, first time I've been stuck though fxck

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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:13 am

And I didn't even mention that I have my house car and that I can't afford to be stuck here all day

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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:15 am

I'm just going to think postive and that it is her dad, and that he will go to work and I will walk out of here like Keyser Soze

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Post by Le Samourai on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:15 am

How old are you? Do you go to the same school?

Go outside and tell them you slept over because you were studying late.


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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:16 am

@Le Samourai wrote:How old are you? Do you go to the same school?

Go outside and tell them you slept over because you were studying late.


Early 20s.. And no we don't lol.. I go to school in a diff country

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Post by Jack Daniels on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:27 am

Tell them that you're a Private Tutor. lol

If asked w/c subject? Sex Ed. Then close your Eyes and start your Flashbacks about your life. lol
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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:29 am

Lol.. They didn't catch us in the act so we can always deny that.. We still don't want her to c me tho but if she does we will deny doing anything.. The sun will be up soon so if I dont jump looks like I'll just be waiting it out

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Post by guest7 on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:30 am

Jump or you and the girl are in big trouble.

The girl could get some serious trobule if you are caught
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Post by Jack Daniels on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:32 am

Swagg wrote:Lol.. They didn't catch us in the act so we can always deny that.. We still don't want her to c me tho but if she does we will deny doing anything.. The sun will be up soon so if I dont jump looks like I'll just be waiting it out
Well you guys can always continue the fun while waiting it all out.

Ain't bad of an option after all. lol
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Post by LeSwagg James on Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:38 am

Se7en wrote:Jump or you and the girl are in big trouble.

The girl could get some serious trobule if you are caught

Tell me about it.. Still just waiting it out right now

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Swagg wrote:Lol.. They didn't catch us in the act so we can always deny that.. We still don't want her to c me tho but if she does we will deny doing anything.. The sun will be up soon so if I dont jump looks like I'll just be waiting it out
Well you guys can always continue the fun while waiting it all out.

Ain't bad of an option after all. lol

The mood has been killed to say he least lol

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Post by Yuri Yukuv on Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:10 am

you should find a way to get down from the window, a tree, something to hold on to. Learn how to fall on you tube first. Best of luck

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