Re: The Official 'Next Permanent Manager' Thread

[Kick]

09/10 Brah. Not successfull huh?

11/12, failure after he left, for sure.

[Shed]

Well he was the major reason in Mou's success, yet Mou was also successful due to the backing he had.

AVB had no backing therefore he wasn't as successful as Mou.

Also, AVB being a scout for Mou was critical to Mou's success, so when AVB took over, was there an AVB scout who was able to provide him with the info necessary to be successful? No, because he was in charge, doing other things.

If AVB had backing and someone similar to himself able to help him out, he'd have won the league.

Funny, when AVB stops being a scout for Chelsea they stop being as successful

So you're saying that if there'd been 2 AVB's at Chelsea last year rather than just one, he wouldn't have been the complete embarrassing trainwreck that he was?


  


Do continue, CWhateverteamitisthisweek. I'm loving the laughs 

[fatman123]

Funny, when AVB stops being a scout for Chelsea they stop being as successful

yep, it was villyB leaving, not the high manager turnover, aging squad and hiring of tools like Scolari, ive been blind all this time

[CBarca]

I'm a Barca fan lol

But of course I know Hoddle.

You guys just wait. AVB always has the last laugh.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0418/soc_g_avb_mb_300.jpg
Adebayor: And then I shot the ball OVER Petr Cech

[Shed]

I'm a Barca fan lol

But of course I know Hoddle.

You guys just wait. AVB always has the last laugh.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2013/0418/soc_g_avb_mb_300.jpg
Adebayor: And then I shot the ball OVER Petr Cech

Laughing about the game that all but handed 4th to Arsenal and put him back into the shitty Europa League?


Yep, in his mind that probably would make sense.

[Kick]

Wasn't Hoddle a bigger figure for Spurs than Barca? 

[Shed]

Wasn't Hoddle a bigger figure for Spurs than Barca? 

Don't ask him! He hasn't a clue. Someone who jumped aboard 12 months ago when AVBerk joined the club is the last person you want to be asking about Spurs history.

[Kick]

Wasn't Hoddle a bigger figure for Spurs than Barca? 

Don't ask him! He hasn't a clue. Someone who jumped aboard 12 months ago when AVBerk joined the club is the last person you want to be asking about Spurs history.

I was asking anyone.

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Wasn't Hoddle a bigger figure for Spurs than Barca? 

Don't ask him! He hasn't a clue. Someone who jumped aboard 12 months ago when AVBerk joined the club is the last person you want to be asking about Spurs history.

I was asking anyone.

Ah! A new microscopic sig 

[Kick]

Thats been there for a good few hours now.

Just googled Hoddle, he spent more time at Spurs than anywhere else, why is he being mentioned in this thread?

[Shed]

Because I brought up the fact that AVB is statistically the worst Chelsea manager since him.

[CBarca]

Wasn't Hoddle a bigger figure for Spurs than Barca? 

I don't understand your confusion. He's a Spurs legend and later managed Spurs too.

Never managed or played for Barca no.

But of course I know who Hoddle is. Everybody knows Hoddle.

[Kick]

Oh, right, I see that now.

[Blue Barrett]

Well he was the major reason in Mou's success, yet Mou was also successful due to the backing he had.

AVB had no backing therefore he wasn't as successful as Mou.

Also, AVB being a scout for Mou was critical to Mou's success, so when AVB took over, was there an AVB scout who was able to provide him with the info necessary to be successful? No, because he was in charge, doing other things.

If AVB had backing and someone similar to himself able to help him out, he'd have won the league.

Funny, when AVB stops being a scout for Chelsea they stop being as successful

So we're just going to ignore the fact that Jose won the treble at Inter without AVB?

Besides, AVB had a MILLION TIMES more backing when compared to Benitez, yet he managed to perform FAR FAR POORER than Benitez

No backing = Not being able to make simple and effective subs?

No backing = Not being able to use the right tactics that compliment your players?

No backing = Not being able to use the right tactics for the right opponents?

I can go on and on and on. This "no backing" thing is rather hilarious!

[Shed]

Well he was the major reason in Mou's success, yet Mou was also successful due to the backing he had.

AVB had no backing therefore he wasn't as successful as Mou.

Also, AVB being a scout for Mou was critical to Mou's success, so when AVB took over, was there an AVB scout who was able to provide him with the info necessary to be successful? No, because he was in charge, doing other things.

If AVB had backing and someone similar to himself able to help him out, he'd have won the league.

Funny, when AVB stops being a scout for Chelsea they stop being as successful

So we're just going to ignore the fact that Jose won the treble at Inter without AVB?

Besides, AVB had a MILLION TIMES more backing when compared to Benitez, yet he managed to perform FAR FAR POORER than Benitez

No backing = Not being able to make simple and effective subs?

No backing = Not being able to use the right tactics that compliment your players?

No backing = Not being able to use the right tactics for the right opponents?

I can go on and on and on. This "no backing" thing is rather hilarious!

Being Chelsea manager must be one of the easiest jobs around. Come in, and if you're a completely incompetent, miserable failure, just blame the imaginary "old guard".


Seems that's the route our AVB nuthugger in-residence is taking.

[Blue Barrett]

Lol give it up Cbarca. You lose.










And so does AVB

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An hour and a half til I can change my sig and avatar

[Kick]

[Shed]

I'll rather miss it, truth be told. One of my better ones, I have to say

[Kick]

[Shed]

I'm not a Mou hater, as you pack of wolves in this section will have people believe

[Kick]

I know, you're just a pessimist*.

*:

[Shed]

Exactly

[Kick]

You can change it now btw, I don't think an hour is going to make much of a difference.

[Shed]

Don't you tell me what to do with my sig

[Kick]

And Avatar.

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