Re: Headlines you will never see

by Kick Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:47 am

'Chelsea fans warm up to Rafa'

by beatrixasdfghjk. Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:51 am

Tottenham qualify for the Champions League.

by Forza Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:58 am

beatrixasdfghjk. wrote:Tottenham qualify for the Champions League.

I've seen this one.

Arsenal win the Champions League.

Berlusconi goes to prison.

Mourinho apologises to offended journalist/coach/fan/player.

by timzink Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:19 am

balotelli leads milan to the champions league glory

"kevin nolan has barca dna" - xavi

england has won the world cup

sam allardyce appointed barcelona manager

jose mourinho returns to manage chelsea

by AltoZ Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:27 am

"Di Canio new St. Pauli Manager"

by Valkyrja Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:41 pm

Zanetti retires

by Die Borussen Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:55 pm

'barcelona ties madrid on champions league titles'

'barcelona overcomes madrid on champions league titles'

by The Franchise Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:00 pm

Barca aready have the same amount of Champions Leagues, 3.

by rwo power Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:09 pm

Bayer Leverkusen just won the Bundesliga title!

by Forza Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:19 pm

timzink wrote:balotelli leads milan to the champions league glory

It's not that far-fetched... Twisted Evil

by uzonero Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:31 pm

Pato becomes topscorer after injury-free season

Balotelli and El Sharaawy score as milan see off serie a minnows

by Swanhends Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:37 pm

Shocking Ibrahimovic Revelation: "I am naught but an insignificant grain of sand on an evolutionary path 4 billion years old, whose destination I cannot begin imagine"

Cruyff Blasts Barca: "I thought the team lacked a bit of passion, a bit of fire. We were constantly getting beaten to the 50/50s and we lacked the courage to challenge in the air"

by aleumdance Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:39 pm

"Wenger: There is not enough kwalitee in our team so I am actually going to buy players we need"

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:40 pm

GoonerJay29 wrote:"Newcastle win a trophy."

by Swanhends Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:45 pm

Alan Pardew reflects: "442 is tactically a bit outdated in today's game"

by Swanhends Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:48 pm

Last one:

Jose Mourinho looks back on Madrids struggles: "There's not much to say, really. The team wasn't prepared the way they needed to be, and I struggled to adapt tactically to the games changing landscape. I need to do a better job of getting the team ready to play. More on Page 4"

by Swanhends Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:51 pm

I lied I can't stop myself:

"Alan Pardew celebrates 35 years of Marriage. Pardew went on to say: 'Truly monogamy is one of life's great beauties'."

by aleumdance Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:56 pm

^^^^^^ don't forget he celebrated the anniversary in some french chateau

by uzonero Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:57 pm

Pele: Messi is the greatest footballer ever

by Kaladin Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:59 pm

Gotze: "I have never heard of this C. Ronaldo"

by Swanhends Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:09 pm

I have a ton of shit to do today and this thread has ruined any chance of me getting stuff done:

Shocking Iniesta Revelation: The diminuitive Barca player has shocked the world by claiming his midfielder partner Xavi is actually "Kind of a dick."

by Zealous Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:12 pm

Swanhends wrote: Last one:

Jose Mourinho looks back on Madrids struggles: "There's not much to say, really. The team wasn't prepared the way they needed to be, and I struggled to adapt tactically to the games changing landscape. I need to do a better job of getting the team ready to play. More on Page 4"

This one already kind of happened at the start of the season.

by Kaladin Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:15 pm

Swanhends wrote:I have a ton of shit to do today and this thread has ruined any chance of me getting stuff done:

Shocking Iniesta Revelation: The diminuitive Barca player has shocked the world by claiming his midfielder partner Xavi is actually "Kind of a dick."

by Collblanc Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:31 pm

futbol wrote:Mourinho leads Real Madrid to La Decima.

Art Morte wrote:Cristiano Ronaldo wins Ballon D'or.

by Bellabong Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:59 pm

"Clinical Lewandowski..."

by Collblanc Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:00 pm

"joey barton closes twitter account"

Oh, how I wish....

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