Build Up: Pogba to United

juve_gigi wrote:
We still have some money left over from the sale so we could certainly use that to buy some front row seats to Berlusconi's next bunga bunga party.

B-Mac wrote:not bad for a Europa league side

heffkzar wrote:100M + Rooney

heffkzar wrote:100M + Rooney

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

juve_gigi wrote:
We still have some money left over from the sale so we could certainly use that to buy some front row seats to Berlusconi's next bunga bunga party.

This is huge tbh, i mean if Milan are any indication the party will actually be Berlusconi snorting lines of coke in a run down apartment but still.

Firenze wrote:

heffkzar wrote:100M + Rooney

I wish

Juve couldn't pay his wages though smh


We should all be celebrating tbh, we are paying a ridiculous sum that Juve will surely reinvest wisely and become stronger overall IMO while we sign a WC player that shows dat ambition for us to get back on top of the best league in the world

pleasure doing business with Juve tbh cheers to all
















welcome home Pogba

Luca wrote:

Dear Paul,
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters during the Euro, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the hotel desk or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, *bleep* it, what's been up? Man, how's uncle Pat and your father?
Rooney's pregnant, too, I'm about to page a doctor
If its Eva, guess what Mourinho's going to call her?
I'ma guess something sexist
I read about Eder's strike too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some pokemon who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even caught the preseason friendlies you did at Vinovo
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like that team of the year you did on FIFA too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get to Manchester man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Ed

Luca wrote:

Verse 2:

Dear PAUL, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad- I just think it's *bleep* up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me on GOAL LEGACY you didn't have to,
But you could have left my comments in the JUVENTUS section
I waited for a reply in the blistering cold for four hours and you just said "no"
That's pretty shitty man- you're almost like my idol
HERNANES wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when I said you were an EXPERT BALL KICKER?
See I'm just like you in a way
I never knew HERNANES neither
He used to always cheat on JUVENTUS and beat her
I can relate to how you kick the ball
So when I have a shitty day, I tape my caps lock down
Cause I don't really got shit else so that helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even watch PJACA to see if he has much speed
It's like CRISTIANO RONALDO, the ability is such a sudden rush to me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My HERNANES is jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you PAUL, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, LM
--P.S.
We should clone you ten times too