José Mourinho's Return to Real Madrid

Kaladin wrote:Mourinho to PSG then, change the title please

Mourinho to Inter imo, I think PSG are extending Tuchel's contract.

Exactly PSG have 0 intentions of sacking Tuchel. No one is even blaming him in france for the loss. Everyone was called out but him it's impressive actually.

MOU to Juventus

Tuchel was forced to play Kehrer as a RB (the others sucked and so does he frankly) and Kimpembe as a LB (which he sucks at but the others more).  Bernat, Alves and Marquinhos were forced to play CM because the only viable CM is Verratti.

Whoever constructed this PSG isn't even very good at FIFA let alone real life.

Oh and let's not forget a washed up Buffon, with all due respect.

Tuchel literally deserves ZERO blame.

urbaNRoots wrote:

Kaladin wrote:Mourinho to PSG then, change the title please

Mourinho to Inter imo, I think PSG are extending Tuchel's contract.

He will have one year left on his contract at the end of this season and zero chance of renewal if he doesn't get to CL semis next year.

danyjr wrote:

urbaNRoots wrote:

Kaladin wrote:Mourinho to PSG then, change the title please

Mourinho to Inter imo, I think PSG are extending Tuchel's contract.

He will have one year left on his contract at the end of this season and zero chance of renewal if he doesn't get to CL semis next year.

I read somewhere that PSG are considering extending his contract already, but it's true that if they don't, he'll likely be left to go as Emery was.

Mou was taken for a ride. Flo

Mr Nick09 wrote:Exactly PSG have 0 intentions of sacking Tuchel. No one is even blaming him in france for the loss. Everyone was called out but him it's impressive actually.

MOU to Juventus

No.

Well, you can't have everything.

Nick's nervous laughter of relief gives an indication of how close a shave this was.

Zidane returning is pretty funny in itself, and it will be a great spectacle.

Nick's balls have just dropped. It has been an exciting ride for everyone. Tuchel gets hype from Hans so he's a fraud. Mou at PSG arguing with the sheiks would be priceless.

/thread

Never mention this fraud in the same sentence with a prestigious club again

Of course I was sweating. I feel like God blessed me for exposing one season wonder Salah. Good things always happen to those who shit on liverpool

Won't be long now would it ?

it’s written in the stars

we are doomed

And Pep to barca next season, history will repeat itself

or Xavi, even better

hope xavi and mourinho get the jobs. let’s just ruin Spanish football

In times like these, when light gives way to darkness and hope is all but gone, I instinctively find myself seeking guidance in the words of history's brightest minds:

Sir Isaac Newton wrote:For every action, there's an opposite and equal reaction. Mourinho will not come to Madrid until Nick starts defending the club's nonsensical decision of appointing him by claiming that they must be looking for a proven winner and the Portuguese is exactly that.

Albert Einstein wrote:There are things in life that are simply inescapable. For instance, nothing can escape the enormous space-bending gravitational field of a black hole. Just like nothing can make Madrid escape their fate of reuniting with Mourinho again.

Galileo wrote:You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. Unless that man is Florentino, then you can bet your ass he'll appoint Mourinho again once he runs out of all options.

Winston Churchill wrote:I'll never forget the gruesome sight of war and its aftermath. It was brutal. It was horrifying - very similar to GL's Madrid section the day Mourinho got rehired again by Florentino, but not as much.

Chad wrote:Appointing Mourinho again would be a monumental mistake, especially when you look at his most recent failed spells with United and Chelsea. Also, by now you must have definitely realized that this quote is not mine because I'm using punctuation in it.

One of these does not fit the other... wtf are you doing putting Churchill in the same bracket as Galileo and Newton?

Actually, I do start to miss Mou, for the drama and laughs tbh

The Demon of Carthage wrote:In times like these, when light gives way to darkness and hope is all but gone, I instinctively find myself seeking guidance in the words of history's brightest minds:

Sir Isaac Newton wrote:For every action, there's an opposite and equal reaction. Mourinho will not come to Madrid until Nick starts defending the club's nonsensical decision of appointing him by claiming that they must be looking for a proven winner and the Portuguese is exactly that.

Albert Einstein wrote:There are things in life that are simply inescapable. For instance, nothing can escape the enormous space-bending gravitational field of a black hole. Just like nothing can make Madrid escape their fate of reuniting with Mourinho again.

Galileo wrote:You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. Unless that man is Florentino, then you can bet your ass he'll appoint Mourinho again once he runs out of all options.

Winston Churchill wrote:I'll never forget the gruesome sight of war and its aftermath. It was brutal. It was horrifying - very similar to GL's Madrid section the day Mourinho got rehired again by Florentino, but not as much.

Chad wrote:Appointing Mourinho again would be a monumental mistake, especially when you look at his most recent failed spells with United and Chelsea. Also, by now you must have definitely realized that this quote is not mine because I'm using punctuation in it.

Why are you so obsessed with me? You clearly don't know shit about what's going on the pitch, your no different than Bill just say what everyone else said in hopes they take your rubbish seriously, majority of what I say usually accurate and tends to happen, how about you? everything you write is usually trash, where is the long paragraphs about madrid making a mistake relying on benzema last season? Clowns always acting up when you think I'm not paying attention.

Mou is a shit coach that played himself with his mou player rubbish, everyday stupid madrid fans like you hope he coaches the team again out of hate for benzema, like him coaching madrid again means anything benzema won more without him as a key player scoring key goals, mou is moron who is smart enough to manipulate retarded wanna be know it alls like madrid fans and media.

Yeah I'm surprised madrid fans want this man back as if they forgot the crap he put the fans club officials and players through, and not to mention he has not delivered a champions league in a decade. 2nd tier teams await him now tbh

The man was a pioneer of tactical revolution in football, unfortunately for him, after 10 years football evolved again and left him behind. He singlehandedly made a good portion of football as it is today.

If you truly fail to realize that then Mou is not the moron here.

However, I am certain , with his recent ventures, he is smart enough to understand this and reinvent himself.

He'll definitely have the opportunity to coach another elite team again, and he'll have a chance to redeem himself again. I just want that team not to be Madrid.

One thing for sure though, I really like his punditry. He makes Neville and Carragher sound like blubbering buffoons compared to him.

I want Mourinho back mainly for the banter and the hostility he induces in his players. Let's be honest, it is just better for the greater good.

Mourinho back despite his vacuous brand of football would certainly make La Liga media more interesting given his (still existing) charisma and the attention he brings to himself compared to Zidane who is excruciatingly boring to listen to and as a persona.


Plus I feel these two years off will have done wonders for his mentality and reinvention and looks the part already as a pundit given how refreshed he seems and same with Wenger.