Champions League 2023/24 | Group A

So, based on form, low team morale and the fact half our starting 11 are out injured I would not be surprised if we end up losing by something flabbergasting tonight, I'm talking 7/8-1 or something. Bout to get Barca'd.

Have mercy Hans

You're not getting out of this group if im being honest

I think we pick up 10 points

LMAO at our bench man, we are doomed



surprised copenhagen have beaten gala in turkey

Just look at the state of that bench. 3 goalkeepers, a retiree, 2 kids, an unfancied, Bruno's fighter and a wheelchair dweller. Embarrassing the competition and the fans alike, mighty Manchester reds.

Onana is appalling, wtf did we sign? bring back Dave

Damn I thought onana was better than that. Might be worse than de gea

Bayern looks pretty meh this season so you'll get off pretty lightly anyway I reckon

nah we always collapse after conceding

Onana has been dreadful so far this season man, didnt think we should have dropped 50M on a GK if we were broke

Bayern really aren't very impressive

what I can't understand is how atrocious we are defensively, it's SHOCKING, for some reason whenever we score we will concede within 5 mins

need Amrabat fit asap

I know Onana's getting cooked all over the internet for that performance today, but I do respect the hell out of him for that post-match interview. Not enough players take responsibility for bad performances like he did today. Clearly not a bad keeper, just clearly unsettled at United.

Awww, Bayern didnt do a 8-x... I thought it might happen when it was 2-0? Credit to Man U, but also Im guessing Bayern is a bit different now under Tuchel compared with last few yrs of gung ho style Still, Man U scored 3 goals so for some reason Bayern still so vulnerable at the back... the new GK dont convince, maybe need to find a real Neuer replacement?

But still HAHAHAHAHA @ Onana, I thought hes supposed to be a top GK, HAHAHA Man U u got SMACKED

Btw, this Tel kid for Bayern is a real super sub, he seems to score almost every game as a sub Only 18 too...

Tel played well as a sub against Leverkusen last week in a high level match

Interesting blend of skill and decision making for such a young age, that's why he gets minutes at Bayern

Manchester United seem to be in a messy situation at the moment. Bruno Fernandez being captain is an example. His arrogance, poor form, and feigning injury are why he should be stripped of captaincy.

The whole squad looked completely lost in yesterday's match. Man U need to reshuffle their squad big time if they want to recover.

WTF

Zaha scores via Dalot's balls that lob Onana.

Hojlund scored minutes before though.

Wonderful goal from Hojlund but offside.

This kid is good.

Hojlund again, very nice. This time it counts.

Galatasaray level again, ffs United

Casemiro gives up a penalty and gets a red, ETH might be gone tomorrow ffs.

Icardi to take it

onana is a clown man, we got scammed, JUSTICE FOR DE GEA

Wanda saves ETH for now

we're gonna be in europa league lmfao, from a dogshit group like this

ten hag has to go

Onana and Mount are awful man