Re: If you woke up as an oiled Arab

by Guest Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:56 am

Stade de Reims

Coach: Montanier

-------------------Akinfeev
Corchia-------Sakho-----Varane----Sandro
---------------------Fofana
--------------Pogba--------M'Vila
------Hazard----------------------Ribery
---------------------Falcao

Trying to keep it as realistic as possible with what I believe would be attainable targets, I would get the team up into first division and assemble a team like this.

by Harmonica Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:05 am

, I would immediately boink the girls that oiled me. cheers

by Nishankly Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:17 am

Buy Man City.

Sell all their players, make 400 million and then sell the club.

All in one month [ January ].

B)

by BiasedMilanFan3 Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:56 am

An oiled up Arab you say?

Any Spanish team other than Barca or Madrid

Probably Atletico or Valencia. They just need that financial backing to take them to the next level

by MarkForrest17 Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:46 am

I would buy wolves because them in the champions league would be hilarious

by free_cat Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:07 am

BiasedMilanFan3 wrote:An oiled up Arab you say?

Any Spanish team other than Barca or Madrid

Probably Atletico or Valencia. They just need that financial backing to take them to the next level

I agree. I don't understand why the millionaris have bought Racing, Getafe or Malaga instead of Atletico and Valencia. Both Clubs are in deep debt and have much bigger potential than that of Racing, Getafe or Malaga to become a powerhouse.

by Magricos Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:34 am

The Sheikh made the the right choice in buying Malaga imo. Malaga was very cheap.

by Ali Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:09 am

Sir_Psycho_Sexy91 wrote:I'd attempt to rebuild Leeds United > that's a true representation of a "club crisis".

I was gonna pick them, but I would want Portsmouth more.

by JAY-Z Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:18 pm

I would buy Stoke and Dinamo Zagreb.

Considering the avenue where Stoke plays (guaranteed win) I wouldnt have to invest money on players, i'd just make the stadium creepier Razz

by fatman123 Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:12 pm

FC Porto
first thing id do is sign Hulk onto a 10yr contract with a 1billion euro buyout and give him higher wages then eto'o
my coach would be Dider Deschamps
and id invest even more money into that porto youth academy which is pumping out so many gun players and fortify the solid core of hulk,rolando,james etc

CL here we come!

by Sushi Master Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:33 pm

Málaga would have been awesome.

I'd buy the 49% of Dortmund and pay off its stadium.

by Busby Babe Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:46 pm

Everton

by Serge Gnabry Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:12 pm

Sheffield Wednesday

by TheRedStag Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:24 pm

I'd buy Galway United.

Turn them into the new Chelsea/City.

Moneybags United FTW!

by punkfusion1992 Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:24 pm

Rayo Vallecano
and then pay their players the money they werent paid

by Doc Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:28 pm

Damn Punkfusion took the club I would have bought. Sigh, fine. Second option, Leeds United and if that doesn't work out, Real Sociedad...

by Jafaar Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:35 pm

Malaga

by TalkingReckless Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:46 pm

AFC Wimbeldon.....

just liked Wimbeldon from the 90s-early 20s.....hated what happened to them...and their newly formed teams has done pretty good in the last 7 years...raising the ranks pretty quickly

by Art Morte Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:50 pm

I'm thinking Newcastle. Already a very popular club locally (average attendance around 50k, I believe?). Commercial revenue has lots of room for upgrades.

Nottingham Forest would be interesting as well.

by S Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:14 pm

Since many have chosen Leeds United i would choose Napoli..Already a great team ,Passionate supporters ,a big stadium and if i manage to sign some stars the stadium will be full week in week out so i would earn some healthy ticket revenue as well also i can attract some of the best players in the world with relative ease cuz of the prestige of the club..

My team would be like this..

Hugo Lloris

Maggio-Kompany-Chiellini-Kolarov

Inler-De Rossi-Hamsik

Lavezzi-Aguero

Cavani

Pretty beastly team.. :king:

by rwo power Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:19 pm

Well, no chance to buy any German team due to the 50+1 rule. Although RWO actually made fun of the trend of sheikhs to buy football teams nowadays:

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If you woke up as an oiled Arab - Page 2 2,h=343.bild

RWO mascot "Underdog" in mock Arabian outfit with oil barrel Very Happy

by S32TABLANCA Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:37 pm

I would buy my local team, of course. Make them into a local powerhouse and create some respect for my country.

Mr.Hendrix wrote:I feel so happy that many of you consider buying Atletico, I hope in a few years we may be able to challenge for the title. The Falcao buy, even though we overpaid, meant business.

An atleti fan. How quaint. You should post more.

by Albiceleste Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:09 pm

Messi
Messi Messi Messi Messi
Messi
Xavi Iniesta
Messi Messi Messi

by 7amood11 Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:11 pm

Probably try to resurrect Leeds...

Btw Arab =/= rich...

by Albiceleste Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:15 pm

7amood11 wrote:Probably try to resurrect Leeds...

Btw Arab =/= rich...

Oiled Arab = rich

by white_star Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:52 pm

I would buy my beloved wisla!!! They have a brand new stadium. I would pump money into the youth academy to make it much much better! Invest money into players and build the clubs repuation in Europe so I could attract big players!

I would also buy 49% of borrusia Dortmund, because its my favorite team outside of Wisla!

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