Re: Headlines you wanna read in the morning?

by Rebaño Sagrado Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:05 am

Xabi is a Messi hater again

by DeviAngel Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:00 am

*DEL PIERO EXTENDS AND GETS LIFE LONG CONTRACT*

nothing more :'(

by Internal Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:18 am

"inter milan sign derp flerp from teetely tum, the next worldbeater."

"juventus fans finally accept the fact that their team cheated for years and decide, collectively, to stop being arrogant douchenozzels"

by punkfusion1992 Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:51 am

Real Madrid to start Carvajal vs Lyon
Real Madrid decide not to replace hypothetical injured player with another player and decide to use youth team

by dostoevsky Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:58 am

punkfusion1992 wrote:Real Madrid to start Carvajal vs Lyon
Real Madrid decide not to replace hypothetical injured player with another player and decide to use youth team

ROFL

"Sven Bender: Milan are my dream and I'm on my way there in the summer."
"Hummels to follow Bender."
"Inter not to buy out Poli's contract. Milan step in."
"Gattuso shall play again."

by Amar Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:02 am

Abramovich puts Chelsea up for sale.

by BiasedMilanFan3 Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:05 am

"PATO HAS LEGS AMPUTATED TO PREVENT ALL FURTHER INJURIES, REPLACED WITH ROBOTIC LEGS, FIGC APPROVES"

by Omniscient Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:05 am

Sergio Busquets suffers career-ending injury in botched diving attempt.

by BiasedMilanFan3 Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:07 am

Epic headline

Headlines you wanna read in the morning? - Page 2 Headline6

by fatman123 Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:09 am

"Steven Gerrad:I'm only half the player frank lampard is"
"SAF retires, Garry Nevile named as replacment mangaer"
"Chelsea finish 3rd, Villias Boas not fired"

by C.Marchisio #8 Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:54 am

"Juve gets their revoked titles"
"Balotelli is now mature boy and he'll join Juve"
"Del Piero extends his deal to another 3 yrs"
"Trezeguet announced Juve comback as Conte's assistant"
"Amauri in starting XI against Napoli He regain his form from days in Palermo Smile

by beatrixasdfghjk. Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:00 am

fatman123 wrote:"Steven Gerrad:I'm only half the player frank lampard is"
"SAF retires, Garry Nevile named as replacment mangaer"
"Chelsea finish 3rd, Villias Boas not fired"

fatman decides to get off the forums and start studying for his HSC Razz

by billy_gr Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:25 pm

Christiano Ronaldo: Football is for sissies, I’m venturing forth in the modelling industry

by Zealous Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:28 pm

"Podolski wins Nobel Prize"

by halamadrid2 Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:38 pm

Florentino Perez replaces Platini as the president of UEFA

Carvalaj is promoted to the first team along with either joselu or morata

Xavi: Real Madrid won fair and square and no, football didnt lose today

by VivaStPauli Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:40 pm

"Lionel Messi honoured to be on Ballon d'Or shortlist with winner Lukas Podolski."

"Podolski wins World Cup, saves kitten from tree."

"Podolski breaks Ronaldos all time WC goal record, achieves peace in Middle East."

And those are just the realistic ones.

by Art Morte Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:14 pm

"Gerrard's mysterious infection made the player 10 years younger"

"Everton enter administration, Phil Neville to join brother Gary at Sky Sports"

"Evra: ref booked me because I'm black"

by BeautifulGame Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:23 pm

Art Morte wrote:
"Everton enter administration, Phil Neville to join brother Gary at Sky Sports"

Surely One Neville commentating is enough torture?

by Art Morte Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:24 pm

BeautifulGame wrote:
Art Morte wrote:
"Everton enter administration, Phil Neville to join brother Gary at Sky Sports"

Surely One Neville commentating is enough torture?

for the lulz, as they say.

by Abramovich Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:38 pm

Sepp Blatter & Platini steps down

Mike Riley steps down as head of refs

half the PL refs are sacked and disgraced for being involved in corruption and bribery at the hands of Man City and Man Utd cheers

by Doc Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:42 pm

"Making a new Indiana Jones movie was a mistake." - Steven Speilberg

"Messi is better than me." - Pele

by goonbrain Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:51 pm

"theo walcott becomes arsenal's all-time top-scorer"

"szczesny:messi has arsenal DNA"

"ovrebo becomes UEFA chairman after drogba steps down"

"stoke city signs guardiola"

by rwo power Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:44 pm

"RWO promoted to Bundesliga for the first time after almost 40 years" *sob - that would be something*

by RedOranje Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:07 pm

"Liverpool announce official stadium decision: Anfield to be redeveloped with 70k seats"

by shamr9pato Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:46 pm

inter relegated to serie C in a double relegation overnight..

man city offers $100 million for bonera and antonini while silva and nasri moves the opposite direction...

by Raptorgunner Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:58 pm

No more oil money. :coffee:

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