Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[Kick]

It's not exactly the sort of cash you find tucked between the cushions on your couch

Maybe for you.

I always seem to be losing my 500m pound notes between the cushions.

[RED]

But Januzaj is as important to United as Suarez is to Liverpool so obviously they are comparable, you know this argument Barn.
You've counted more *bleep* chickens than Bernard Mathews in recent times and it May well come back and bite you on the arse.

Jesus f*cking wept

What is wrong with that? Adnan basically carried the team for a month or so with Rooney and RVP is out. He is already a crucial player for us and at that period was as vital to us as how Suarez is for LFC. They are comparable in that sense. He obviously didn't mean Adnan is as good as Suarez.

[RED]

I just went to the supermarket and was wearing a United shirt. Some guy looked at me and said "Moyes bad"
Even the Japanese don't like him now.

lmao

[DeletedUser#1]

From GOT: Everton's most popular forum, ..around 30th minute of Liverpool-Arsenal game.

Their bitterness is incredible. It's the worst football forum on earth

Nothing more than a set piece team, glorified bolton

How can they have Owen commentating on this game? It's so sickeningly unfair.

Flanagan is 100% pure breed neanderthal

Lads, I would seriously advise turning the RS-Arsenal game off on health and safety grounds.

Gerrard = field goal kicker

Bolton Bolton Bolton

Why can't they do a Rangers?

Arsenal are worse than us.

Right game over, go and break some legs now.

Fck me. When Sterling scores you know you're ****e.

God doesnt exist

Does this mean we're better than Arsenal? 20 mins vs 90 mins...

This is a joke right, soon an evil rabbit will come on to the pitch and I will wake up... What the **** is going on

Kinell. I hope Arsenal go out of business, the utter useless beauts.

Dirty horrible kick and rush side, they have no midfield but quality pacey forwards, and pressure.
Although saying that they done us 4-0 and are battering arsenal with these tactics
Jib off the tikka takka bobby and start lumping it up

[RED]

hahahaha ^^^ That is comedy gold. The bitterness is on another level. Their hatred for Liverpool is eerily similar to City's hatred for United. That's what happens when a fanbase's team is in the shadow of their local rivals for a very long time.

The bitterness that festers is unhealthy.

[Robespierre]

Flanagan is 100% pure breed neanderthal

[Hapless_Hans]

I just went to the supermarket and was wearing a United shirt. Some guy looked at me and said "Moyes bad"
Even the Japanese don't like him now.

lmao

that's not that surprising though, as you'd expect the Japanese to watch closely whether Kagawa gets a fair shot, and surely they don't appreciate Moyes getting Mata and dropping Kagawa from the squad..

[RED]

We should replace wingers with catapults

lmfao. So true....

[RED]

Been reading RAWK's matchday thread about the United game. Never read such delusion in a forum before. You would think lfc are Barca/Bayern the way they go on. Deluded...

Talking about "we're gonna smash them" lol. We'll see. Form goes out the window when it comes to this game, as we've seen before in Utd's title winning seasons when they used to visit Anfield.

They're a joke.

[Red Alert]

Liverpool will win, or at the very least draw.

Moyes never versus Liverpool to get the 3 points... even when he was at the Goodison.

Terrible, terrible manager.

With that said, RAWK is a joke. I got banned for saying 2 wins out of 9 games IS A PROBLEM (yes, for stating a fact ffs, apparenrly it "derailed" the thread) in consideration to our away form.

[RED]

Liverpool will win, or at the very least draw.

Moyes never versus Liverpool to get the 3 points... even when he was at the Goodison.

Terrible, terrible manager.

With that said, RAWK is a joke. I got banned for saying 2 wins out of 9 games IS A PROBLEM (yes, for stating a fact ffs, apparenrly it "derailed" the thread) in consideration to our away form.

You can't say that with certainty. It never works out like that in huge rivalry match.

What I will say though is that if the Utd players can't get themselves motivated for this match and lose heavily, Moyes is a dead man walking

[Red Alert]

I actually say the that with the most utmost confidence.

inb4 the FA appoint Howard Webb to referee it.

[Glory]

I certainly dont want to see us to lose but almost equally I dont want to see moyish jumping up and down, pumping fist and letting out the war cry as if arrogantly proclaiming his goal of the season is now accomplished.

A dilemma hence.

[DeletedUser#1]

To be fair RED, I understand the optimism. One team is the form team in the league, the other one is currently the laughing stock. Players are reported to be unhappy with Moyes, and hence why would they motivate themselves to buy Moyes time? This would be the perfect game for them to under perform even more and finally get rid of him.
Man Utd are the home team, and hence expected to attack, against the best counter attacking team in the league. Also, David Moyes overall has a woeful record vs. Liverpool.

On the other hand, we have lost 10 of our last 11 games at OT !! (Though 9 of them with 1 goal margin). It's a very bogey ground, but even that's kind of a positive this season. Our previous bogey games for years and years were Spurs away, Stoke away, Arsenal home, and Southampton away, and we have won all those games very convincingly, so fans believe it's time to make it 5 outta 5 and it looks like stars aligning.

We have the better team. But it's a derby and anything can happen. I'll be very disappointed when we win, but I won't be making any predictions, because it's just such a weird game. We'll see what kind of mood your team will be in coming into this game after tomorrow's game vs. WBA.

[S]

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=298690&sid=2c8fb65b3c3f06af622e9d99dfa43af7

So much cringe.

I'd assume this is a reaction to yesterday's CL loss.

[Hapless_Hans]

I certainly dont want to see us to lose but almost equally I dont want to see moyish jumping up and down, pumping fist and letting out the war cry as if arrogantly proclaiming his goal of the season is now accomplished.

A dilemma hence.

The reason you want Moysie out is basically because you rarely see him "jumping up and down, pumping fist" in big games, so I'd say support your team as always and deal with the dilemma in the UNLIKELY case that it arises.

[Mr Nick09]

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=298690&sid=2c8fb65b3c3f06af622e9d99dfa43af7

So much cringe.

I'd assume this is a reaction to yesterday's CL loss.

dude, they are convinced that there is a conspiracy wide uefa not to let them through, well, someone needs to break to them that they are not as good as they think they are.

[rwo power]

dude, they are convinced that there is a conspiracy wide uefa not to let them through, well, someone needs to break to them that they are not as good as they think they are.

The best thing is that they always moan about not being in CL draw Pot 1 and that *that* is the reason they are always disadvantaged. It never stopped Dortmund to be in Pot 4 and this season Pot 3, though. ^^

[Winter is Coming]

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=298694

Yes players in England don't dive   

[S]

Some comments on the Uli Tax fraud case on goal.com

Uli was lucky that the judge wasn't BVB fan...

This has nothing to do with being a BVB or not. Nobody in Germany is above the law.

if the judge was a BVB fan Uli wud hav bought the judge before the trial

Hey i know its a bit stupid but its still funny nonetheless.

[El Chelsea Fuerte]

Some comments on the Uli Tax fraud case on goal.com

Uli was lucky that the judge wasn't BVB fan...

This has nothing to do with being a BVB or not. Nobody in Germany is above the law.

if the judge was a BVB fan Uli wud hav bought the judge before the trial

Hey i know its a bit stupid but its still funny nonetheless.

[futbol]

From Barca forums about Neymar:

No Neymar please. Sanchez and Pedro deserve to start.

But he cost 100 M! He has to play every game until he regains his match fitness and form and also to repay the cash

I saw ad with Neymar on TV, he was promoting Panasonic products so yeah he is working hard on TV to repay that cash

[rwo power]

Tactical analysis of ManUtd at the caf:

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[Lex]

Rwo is a Redcafe fangirl at heart

[Lex]

[futbol]

Redcafe is glorious this season. Glorious! Absolute peak form.

Michael Carrick has been certifiably shit this season. I wouldn't give him the responsibility of controlling the direction of my piss stream, let alone controlling a midfield.

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