Neymar: I spoke to God and he told me to go to Barca

He spoke to Messi?

Actually come to think about it he's not only hearing voices, but letting them dictate his actions.

Lock him up before he starts a religious war ffs.

he didnt have a "conversation" with God, he prayed.Dat translation

Yeah but God still had to tell him to go to Barca. Even if he didn't physically go "God m8, Barca or Madrid m8? wut u reckon?"

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Yeah but God still had to tell him to go to Barca. Even if he didn't physically go "God m8, Barca or Madrid m8? wut u reckon?"

"I prayed to God so he could give me wisdom and direct me the right way"

Ganso wrote:

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Yeah but God still had to tell him to go to Barca. Even if he didn't physically go "God m8, Barca or Madrid m8? wut u reckon?"

I spoke to God and asked him if he spoke to Neymar, God said no. I can confirm

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:

Ganso wrote:

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Yeah but God still had to tell him to go to Barca. Even if he didn't physically go "God m8, Barca or Madrid m8? wut u reckon?"

I spoke to God and asked him if he spoke to Neymar, God said no. I can confirm

I tried to speak to God to confirm this, but no reply. Must be all the alcohol I have been drinking recently.

EarlyPrototype wrote:

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:

Ganso wrote:I spoke to God and asked him if he spoke to Neymar, God said no. I can confirm

I tried to speak to God to confirm this, but no reply. Must be all the alcohol I have been drinking recently.

He only speaks to wealthy people u limp dick

Proto, perhaps you were not drunk enough

Let's keep this to football, as hard as it is.

Considering it's a thread about having a friendly 1 on 1 with God, I think everything football wise has been covered.

Nerman: God has Barca DNA

Eivindo wrote:

EarlyPrototype wrote:

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:

I tried to speak to God to confirm this, but no reply. Must be all the alcohol I have been drinking recently.

He only speaks to wealthy people u limp dick

I am relatively wealthy you side man.

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Proto, perhaps you were not drunk enough

Or maybe the alcohol wasn't as high quality as he would have wished. That cheap Aldi Vodka is a problem.

God

This thread.

Eivindo wrote:The king of Egypt and Milan, Il Faraone, will dye his hair light brown in honor of serving his highness Nerman.

Ganso wrote:he didnt have a "conversation" with God, he prayed.Dat translation

Fsss.

Hmmm I wonder which one out of the tens of thousands of gods replied...

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Considering it's a thread about having a friendly 1 on 1 with God, I think everything football wise has been covered.

Yeah..

Dont try too hard looking cool and funny.

Keep your (dis)beliefs to your self mofo!

God is obviously a Madridista, hence our 9 European Cups.. Nerman is doing the opposite of what he wants, therefore Nerman is influenced by the devil

highburied wrote:

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Considering it's a thread about having a friendly 1 on 1 with God, I think everything football wise has been covered.

Yeah..

Dont try too hard looking cool and funny.

Keep your (dis)beliefs to your self mofo!

You know nothing about me, and I don't care enough about a scrub like yourself to know anything about you. So don't bother replying so me son.

making fun of someone's religion,very cool brah

Directed at me or him?


If that's directed at me, no matter what religion, I am absolutely convinced that nobody on this planet is in a direct communication with their God. That was probably a mis-translation like you said but for this arguments sake we're assuming he had an actual conversation with God.

That's making fun of Neymar, not a religion.

Highburied is the same idiot who called me a fascist because I don't think you should be allowed to play for a National team because 1 of your Grandparents are from that country.

God works in mysterious ways
And Koscielny is the true god

At first i cleared things up

Ganso wrote:

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Yeah but God still had to tell him to go to Barca. Even if he didn't physically go "God m8, Barca or Madrid m8? wut u reckon?"

"I prayed to God so he could give me wisdom and direct me the right way"

And then you continued

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:

Ganso wrote:

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Yeah but God still had to tell him to go to Barca. Even if he didn't physically go "God m8, Barca or Madrid m8? wut u reckon?"

I spoke to God and asked him if he spoke to Neymar, God said no. I can confirm

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Considering it's a thread about having a friendly 1 on 1 with God, I think everything football wise has been covered.

Again, that's making fun of Neymar and the thread. Don't pretend to get upset because I don't believe that Neymar spoke to God.


That's just sad.

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Again, that's making fun of Neymar and the thread. Don't pretend to get upset because I don't believe that Neymar spoke to God.


That's just sad.

I already said he didnt "speak" to God and neither did he say that.The only thing sad about this is that you dont want to understand that and instead you want to make "hilarious" jokes about the fact he prayed.Make it your way. I hate discussing religion so im not going any further

Confirmed, he did speak to God