Neymar: I spoke to God and he told me to go to Barca

by BarrileteCosmico Wed May 29, 2013 1:39 pm

The choice: “I chose Barcelona on my own volition, I made the decision from the heart. I spoke with God and asked him to give me wisdom and show me the way, and that’s why I chose Barcelona.”

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/05/29/english/1369829158_550169.html

Holier than thou indeed :coffee:

by billy_gr Wed May 29, 2013 1:41 pm

oh no he didn't affraid

by Arquitecto Wed May 29, 2013 1:42 pm

mes d'un deu Proud

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed May 29, 2013 1:45 pm

His father apparently said he nearly changed his mind to go to Bayern because of Guardiola hmm

Guardiola v God hmm

by Mr Nick09 Wed May 29, 2013 1:47 pm

by Arquitecto Wed May 29, 2013 1:50 pm

I remember when Kaka's moonbat wife had God "tell her" to go to Real Madrid to ruin her husband's career.

God

by Eivindo Wed May 29, 2013 1:52 pm

truly mas que un club :bow:

by zizzle Wed May 29, 2013 1:55 pm

why would Pele tell him to go to Barca scratch

by Dante Wed May 29, 2013 1:56 pm

BarrileteCosmico wrote:The choice: “I chose Barcelona on my own volition, I made the decision from the heart. I spoke with God and asked him to give me wisdom and show me the way, and that’s why I chose Barcelona.”

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/05/29/english/1369829158_550169.html

Holier than thou indeed

makes perfect sense Proud

by billy_gr Wed May 29, 2013 1:57 pm

Arquitescu wrote:I remember when Kaka's moonbat wife had God "tell her" to go to Real Madrid to ruin her husband's career.

God

if neymar suceed it will be evident that god is a barca fan.
And then we will see which is the most prestigious clud Sports.
Then we will see ya hear me?!?!?!
Clubber

by Lex Wed May 29, 2013 1:57 pm

It's not on par with Van Pursey and the little boy forever wedged inside him's speech, but it'll do

by Doc Wed May 29, 2013 1:58 pm

Hopefully God tells him to brush his hair once in a while as well...

by VivaStPauli Wed May 29, 2013 2:03 pm

Neymar to invade Iraq next? Because that's how Dubbya started.

by Mr Nick09 Wed May 29, 2013 2:26 pm

Nike: we asked god how to make more shoes for nerman, and he said we could use sweatshops with little children Proud

by Tomwin Lannister Wed May 29, 2013 2:28 pm

So if you want to have an actual conversation with God, the best thing to do is become a footballer? hmm

Seems legit.

Also, after saying this Neymar should not be allowed to come to Europe on the grounds that he hears voices in his head and could potentially be a risk to the players/fans and staff he comes into contact with.