Suarez Bites No More (we can but hope)

Suarez has been back for 3 months at best. Playing in a new league with new system and in complete new dynamics. He is not even in barca's top 2 most important players in comparison to his status at Liverpool

Give him time.

Yeah, I don't where this Suarez is stuck on the wings, he's been playing the last 4-5 games as a CF at times him and Messi will swap, but Messi has been dropping either deep in midfield or goes to the right.

Also tbf to Saurez he's playing with a sh!t back line and average midfield. Also Suarez starts off at new clubs slow.

Nacional 34 games 12 goals
Groningen 37 games 15 goals
Ajax 42 games 22 goals
Liverpool 13 games 4 goals (this was only second half of the season)
Liverpool 39 games 17 goals
Barcelona 12 games 3 goals (keep in mind he was injured before the wc played 2 games and got suspended for like 4 months)

He had scored 49 goals for Ajax the season before he left them, and then he started slowly at Pool and scored 31 and now is starting a little slow here. Neymar didn't do while in his first season neither I'd give him a chance.

No. Actually, i meant the cat. *coffee*

oh my bad banks, you mean the same cat that man handled your team? barca must really be shit then, you guys need suarez heard he was 3x better than the ca..... oh wait

His finishing has been atrocious but he has not been playing badly. Again you guys are making mountains out of molehills. The goals will come, they are like ketchup, etc etc

Nerman is better than him

So?

Slaveman being better than him isnt the issue. Its hard putting up strong performances in barcas system, where the team isnt built around you. Although i know that suabite has underachieved so far, but him doing so is understandable. Moreover the goals will come naturally, like blood to the vamp.

BAH GAWD, Suarez is a vampire confirmed.

Will be epic when Chiellini bites Icardi.

He didn't bite him.

Kick wrote:

He didn't bite him.

Mouth on body, confirmed.

It was more of his forehead, actually.

Also, He isn't being punished by the FA, so if it was a bite, they would have been all over it.

Kick wrote:It was more of his forehead, actually.

Also, He isn't being punished by the FA, so if it was a bite, they would have been all over it.

i know lol, i highlighted that something would be made of it in the PL thread.

As a staff member, I become more and more like RedO every day. It is not my fault.

wet blanket

Also just his forehead?

If you want to get technical, Ivanovic didn't make contact at all, since Atoms never actually touch other atoms, therefore there was space between Ivanovic and McCarthy the whole time

Kick wrote:If you want to get technical, Ivanovic didn't make contact at all, since Atoms never actually touch other atoms, therefore there was space between Ivanovic and McCarthy the whole time

sounds reasonable

permission to change this thread name to 'justice for suarez #therewasspacethewholetime' ?

Kick wrote:If you want to get technical, Ivanovic didn't make contact at all, since Atoms never actually touch other atoms, therefore there was space between Ivanovic and McCarthy the whole time

Now I cannot claim to be particularly proficient in physics, yet this post, if I dare say so, is philosophically very confused.

The question whether there is 'empty space' between 'matter' or not is as old as the debate between the pre-Socratic atomist school and Aristotle's concepts of aether, and of space as a kind of glove.

This Aristotelian horror vacui may have been dismissed and overcome by modern physics with the invention of 'nothingness', which lies at heart of experimental science ever since Otto von Guericke's Magdeburg hemispheres experiment.

Yet the constant evolvement and complication of 'atomic' theories for me suggests that this age old, and fundamentally philosophical, dispute, which basically revolves around a dialectics of discreteness and continuousness, has by no means been resolved, as for example theories of dark matter etc in a way reintroduce the notion of Aether into physics.

Note also that it is this concept of a 'divine nothingness' which Guericke propagated, that, as Nietzsche has shown, ties modern physics to the trajectory of Platonian-Christian ontology towards nihilism.

Your choice of argument, to dismiss the historical immanence of language, a language where things of course 'touch', on account of a questionable, as itself historically contingent, scientific essentialism, is therefore nihilist at heart.

Hans, that post you made about this forum controlling too much of your time springs to mind again.

That said, Hans Post of the year, which will be unfortunately already long forgotten in a couple of weeks.

I need footage of this Ivanovic incident, pics make it look like he's putting on a sleeper hold

If so absolutely joke he hasn't been sanctioned.

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:I need footage of this Ivanovic incident, pics make it look like he's putting on a sleeper hold

If so absolutely joke he hasn't been sanctioned.

I don't see anything wrong with it.