GAME OF THRONES - PART 5 - *NO BOOK TALK - READ THE RULES*

EP 10 pics leaked. Massive spoiler you have been warned.

Spoiler:

Last couple of days for my Jaimie avatar

Tonight ffs can't wait

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/atpthrd.gif

And then another 10 month wait

Can't wait for season finale Tl;Dr post from m99

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Not jelly, though I do find it sad people wait for me to post it just to raise internet cred or whatever. zigra posted the last few. And you can find them on reddit any way and comment TLDR there. It's always the highest rated post on r/gameofthrones, not hard to miss.

You know we're joking right lol? Actually checked a few of your tl; dr post and laughed


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Yeah M99, i actually found a few quite funny. Was just messing with you.

No point posting it tbh, can be found on Reddit.

Episode starts in an hour from now

So please don't enter the thread after the hour unless you've seen it. It will spoil for you otherwise


Sky Atlantic actually showing it live at 2am in England. Usually it's tomorrow.

Episode 10











OMG

OMG

OMG

*bleep* OFF NIGHTWATCH YOU POS. WTF

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GRRM WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Been dreading for that scene for years.


Olly little shit.

Hope he gets bullied at school tomorrow.



This is even worse than red wedding.

Full review

North

Episode started with a wtf moment as Stannis' wife commits suicide. At least she still had her humanity and understood what she has taken part in. Half of Stannis' army leaving because yolo. Lord of the light my ass They sacrificed Shireen for a bit of a nice weather

When both armies were clashing It felt like a Barcelona attack vs Levante on a counter. There was absolutely no hope for Stannis. The formations looked amazing

No way stannis is dead btw. If they wanted us to show him dead, they would have showed us. Not off screen bullshit. I don't like Stannis, and kinda felt sorry (for 2 sec) for him but he deserved everything he got. But yea, I am quite sure he survived. Maybe Pod comes in the way or something.

Theon's face turn lol. Long time coming. Great way to throw that dummy girl down. Also that jump. with Sansa. If they don't break their legs, then that selling would be terrible.

Wonder what's next for them. Would have said that it would be great if sansa can run to Jon. But now... Surely returning to Vale is her best option?

Mereen

Daenerys trying to get her lazy cat dragon to get up and do something. I'd love her to be shot with arrows and someone try to make her fly. Where RSPCA at?

Seriously. Surrounded by Khal Pono and the khalasar Holy shit. But, the question is. How did she not see a single one coming from the top of the hill?

Was a short scene, expected more.

Bravos

Easily the best scene of the episode. Arya ffs That felt amazingly satisfying. Another one off the list

But she should have asked him if Sryo really died or not.

Jaqen making her blind

King's Landing

Cersei's walk of shame holy shitttttttttt.

First thing, that was not cersei I wonder how they planted her face on someone else's body. CGI or just some brilliant camera work?

But damn man. That was brutal to watch. I hope she kills that bitch-face nun first thing in the next season.

Those chants though. All hail Royal tits

The Mountain is back lmfaoooooooooo. What the f did Qyburn do. And more importantly. Will we see his face?   I want to see a dwarf's face on his body

Hope Cersei makes him go all out against the Sparrow n co.

Dorne

*bleep* off. Has there been a scene which the cringesnakes have not make look awful? "You want the good lady but you need the bad pussy" LMFAO WTF THat was one of the worst line i've heard in my life

Poisoning Myrcella

Just when Jamie told her as well

The Wall.

As a book reader, I have been dreading this scene for years (That's where the last book ended at btw. So we don't know about the post-events either). Easily worse than Red wedding or anything else. This was absolutely shocking to watch

I can't get over it. What the actual *bleep*.

*bleep* off Olly you pos. Little shit needs to be eaten by the white walkers.
Thorne
Rest of scrubs

I really hope Tormund ruins every single one of them. There has to be a massive mutiny right? There will be night watch guys who are pro Jon. Obviously majority hate him. Also the wildlings are pro Jon too.

Where the f was ghost though?

btw lmfao that Daavos set off 2 days before Mel but they both arrive nearly at the same time.

This is probably the first season where they are leaving at a cliffhanger. Nearly every arc. Daenerys. Jon's. Stannis'.

Thought episode felt quite rushed though. Too much to put in little time I assume.

ffs ffs ffs


Like someone.....THEY DIE

so nobody will die I guess anymore cuz everyone I like is all dead!

Cersei was looking fit

Can't wait till Tryion get's killed by 20 good son of harpies


But then, sons of harpies are ultra trained assassins.

20 good men vs harpies is like the finale of the show. GOAT

sad Jon Snow is dead

sad season is over

ffs why they gotta just ruin our nights like dat

B-Mac wrote:ffs ffs ffs


Like someone.....THEY DIE

so nobody will die I guess anymore cuz everyone I like is all dead!

Cersei was looking fit

That was a double lol

RealGunner wrote:

B-Mac wrote:ffs ffs ffs


Like someone.....THEY DIE

so nobody will die I guess anymore cuz everyone I like is all dead!

Cersei was looking fit

That was a double lol

I know lol she has been nude in the 300 movie and her boobs were way bigger tonight was the first dead give away.

probably because she is naturally brunette and cersei is blonde...carpet had to match the drapes

Still can't get over this line

"You want a good girl, but you need a bad pussy."

http://media.giphy.com/media/EoNEH5WtgblM4/giphy.gif


were they trying to put some humour in this episode?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL




OMG who is even alive any more LMAOOOOOOOOO


Well i've let go of hope that main characters will do anything because they're all dead lmaooooooooooo


Every 5 minutes another major death happened, and every time I thought, well surely that's it for random major deaths. LOL Nope.




Stannis and his absolute failures


Reek and Sansa hand in hand jumping to their death

They did do that, and I wasn't missing anything right?


Jaimes daughter poisioned by angry teenage girls and some old woman trying to relive her youth after her GOAT boyfriend died. Lmao



Cersei, nah her tits are better than that surely? Must be a double there.

Waiting for S6 ep 3 where Dany gets cut off half way through her speech, turns around to see Drogon with a knife in his hand, stabbed her in the back and killed her because YOLO


At this rate it's gonna be Dany Vs Boltons Vs white walker



I guess I can root for team mountain to kill the annoying religious f*ckers in the meantime.

NOBODY is left, what are they doing?

If you're gonna kill off 99% of the main cast you better replace them with legit GOATs. Brb kill 30 GOATs replace them with sand snakes and probably a bunch more high sparrow generic plebs to come


Tywin Lannister turning in his grave, bunch of scrubs dominating the landscape that he would have kept in line after a grand total of 10 minutes work and 3 letters.


Bad Pussy line. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL she's like 10 years old


TOO OLD


This show, amazing. Not even mad. R.I.P Jon.

At least Ramsay is still alive and playing a prominent part. He's too evil to die randomly. Inb4 S6 EP1 he gets killed by the ghost of Reek, inb4 I rage quit and beat my wife.

Guess team Dany is the only respectable, somewhat organised side left to root for. She has like 80% of the relevant, important and intelligent people in her corner now.

Dragons are absolute plebs though can't believe they were hyped up so much throughout all the seasons. So all it takes is a bunch of fodder plebs throwing spears to dominate the dragon lol. Brb oh noes the enemy has a dragon sir.

But we have more than 50 people so that's ok, isolate it, kill it and regroup. GG


I guess the first seasons were all about clearing the table I.E wiping out most of the major players and houses to clear the way for Evil Boltons and w/e is left of the Lannisters VS team Dany then eventually whatever's left will fight/get K.O'd by white walkers.


Convinced the end game will be Westeros covered in snow with white walkers reigning supreme. In fact i'm almost sure that's going to more or less happen, whatever main characters left will be dead at their feet.



Soooo many major players all wiped out randomly. Jon Snows death hurt but tbf it was pretty epic in a way. The way it all led to that traitor cross, you just felt your very soul going 'Oooooooh shiiiiiit'