Re: The Official WWE Thread - Part 24

[Onyx]

Heyman/Lesnar come out to talk about their victory over Dean Ambrose last night. Lesnar suffered multiple stab wounds and was taken to the limit by Ambrose. Heyman shows Ambrose respect etc etc. Lights go out, Wyatts attack.

They kidnap Paul Heyman to kick off the Wyatt takeover of WWE story. This will culminate at SS and tie in with the Cena/Reigns/Vince vs Sandow/Shane/HHH feud.

[Onyx]

SS main event:

Damien Sandow (WWEWHC) vs Bray Wyatt vs Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar.

Russo interferes and helps Bray Wyatt complete his WWE takeover. Shane is hypnotised and follows Brays commands after this. Russo immediately becomes Bray's right hand man and makes some revolutionizing changes to the WWE product.

[M99]

(Pre-show) Kalisto (C) vs Ryback, singles match for the US championship - Kalisto wins clean with a roll up.

(Pre-show) Team Total Divas (Brie Bella, Paige, Natalya, Alicia Fox, and Eva Marie) vs Team BAD & Blonde (Lana, Summer Rae, Naomi, Tamina, and Emma) - Team total divas win clean. Brie pins Lana.

(Pre-show) The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) vs The Dudley Boys (Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley) - The Usos win clean. Splashes the Dudley on tables after the match.

Kevin Owens (C) vs Sami Zayn vs Stardust vs Zack Ryder vs Dolph Ziggler vs Sin Cara vs The Miz. Ladder match for the IC championship. - Kevin Owens wins clean after powerbombing Zack Ryder from the ladder.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal - Bray Wyatt wins.

The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods) vs The League Of Nations (Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, King Barret, and Rusev) (Note: Tag titles are NOT on the line) - New Day win after interference from The Rock.

AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho, singles match - AJ Styles wins clean.

Charlotte (C) vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch, Triple Threat match for the Divas Championship - Sasha Banks wins clean.

Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar, No Holds Barred Street Fight - Brock Lesnar wins clean.

The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon, Hell in a cell match. If Shane wins he takes control of RAW and Taker's Wrestlemania career will be over. - Shane wins after interference from Cena

Triple H (C) vs Roman Reigns, No DQ match for the WWE championship. - Triple retains after interference from Balor Club.
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[Onyx]

Six months later, Russo comes out and tears off his face. It is revealed that Russo was in fact:



The WWE universe is shocked at what they have just witnessed.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

MT

Not letting dat sandow dream die

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Was about to say tldr, before the reformatting.

Yeah it looked horrible.

[Onyx]

However Vince then proceeds to tear off his face again! And it is in fact Russo!

Russo laughs at the entire audience for falling for it. We now see a vignette of a homeless man playing with kids in a nearby park. However his face is hidden.

Bray Wyatt comes out in a horse carriage along with the rest of the Wyatts. The audience in attendance is then sprayed with water out of nowhere. Bray laughs and tells them his followers must at all times be cleansed.

Russo then welcomes Bray into the ring with a big grin on his face. Russo hands him a newly made WWE WHC belt. Bray hugs Russo and talks about how he and Russo have taken over the World.

Sandow's music hits and he comes with a sword. However security fly in from a helicopter and quickly arrest him. Sandow however escapes and runs away for the time being.

The homeless man is again shown in the vignette. It is revealed to be none other than John Cena.

Cena for the past six months has become depressed and as a result has lived on the streets, playing with kids on a daily basis to remind him of his old WWE life. Police quickly arrive and arrest Cena on suspicion of child abuse as the show ends.

[Onyx]

Think I got carried away again.

[M99]

The AJ Styles/Jericho hype video is killing me.

https://imgur.com/InZa9jT

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

https://sendvid.com/t9j4aijn

[Pedram]

(Pre-show) Kalisto (C) vs Ryback, singles match for the US championship - Kalisto wins clean.

(Pre-show) Team Total Divas (Brie Bella, Paige, Natalya, Alicia Fox, and Eva Marie) vs Team BAD & Blonde (Lana, Summer Rae, Naomi, Tamina, and Emma) - Team total divas win clean.

(Pre-show) The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) vs The Dudley Boys (Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley) - The Usos wins clean

Kevin Owens (C) vs Sami Zayn vs Stardust vs Zack Ryder vs Dolph Ziggler vs Sin Cara vs The Miz. Ladder match for the IC championship. - Kevin Owens will retain the title.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods) vs The League Of Nations (Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, King Barret, and Rusev) - The League Of Nations wins.

AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho, singles match - Chris Jericho wins dirty.

Charlotte (C) vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch, Triple Threat match for the Divas Championship - Sasha Banks wins clean.

Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar, No Holds Barred Street Fight - Dean Ambrose wins dirty.

The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon, Hell in a cell match. If Shane wins he takes control of RAW and Taker's Wrestlemania career will be over. - The Undertaker wins clean.

Triple H (C) vs Roman Reigns, No DQ match for the WWE championship. - Roman Reigns wins clean.

[M99]

NXT hype videos.

[Lucifer]

However Vince then proceeds to tear off his face again! And it is in fact Russo!

Russo laughs at the entire audience for falling for it. We now see a vignette of a homeless man playing with kids in a nearby park. However his face is hidden.

Bray Wyatt comes out in a horse carriage along with the rest of the Wyatts. The audience in attendance is then sprayed with water out of nowhere. Bray laughs and tells them his followers must at all times be cleansed.

Russo then welcomes Bray into the ring with a big grin on his face. Russo hands him a newly made WWE WHC belt. Bray hugs Russo and talks about how he and Russo have taken over the World.

Sandow's music hits and he comes with a sword. However security fly in from a helicopter and quickly arrest him. Sandow however escapes and runs away for the time being.

The homeless man is again shown in the vignette. It is revealed to be none other than John Cena.

Cena for the past six months has become depressed and as a result has lived on the streets, playing with kids on a daily basis to remind him of his old WWE life. Police quickly arrive and arrest Cena on suspicion of child abuse as the show ends.

[Casciavit]

Pretty good Cena interview:

http://www.complex.com/sports/2016/04/john-cena-interview

[Casciavit]

He said he was cleared 2 weeks ago. Recovering from an injury in 3 months that should have taken him out for 9 months.

Wonder what he's on

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

NXT hype videos.

Add this imo

[Onyx]

Elias Samson also facing Apollo Crews. Hope he wins and gets a huge push. His theme song.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Only seen Samson once and all he did was play his guitar lol.

I literally have no opinion of him, i know Crews is great in the ring but outside of that he needs work.

[M99]

Also the debut of Austin Aries He is great on the mic and ring.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Aries is awesome, hoping he wins.

[Onyx]

I've seen him from time to time on TNA, though never quite understood what his gimmick was.

[Kaladin]

(Pre-show) Kalisto (C) vs Ryback, singles match for the US championship - Kalisto wins clean.

(Pre-show) Team Total Divas (Brie Bella, Paige, Natalya, Alicia Fox, and Eva Marie) vs Team BAD & Blonde (Lana, Summer Rae, Naomi, Tamina, and Emma) - Team total divas win clean.

(Pre-show) The Usos (Jimmy Uso and Jey Uso) vs The Dudley Boys (Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley) - The Dudley Boys win clean

Kevin Owens (C) vs Sami Zayn vs Stardust vs Zack Ryder vs Dolph Ziggler vs Sin Cara vs The Miz. Ladder match for the IC championship. - Dolph Ziggler wins dirty.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and Xavier Woods) vs The League Of Nations (Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio, King Barret, and Rusev) - The New Day wins. The Rock will interfere and help New Day

AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho, singles match - AJ wins clean.

Charlotte (C) vs Sasha Banks vs Becky Lynch, Triple Threat match for the Divas Championship - Sasha Banks wins dirty.

Dean Ambrose vs Brock Lesnar, No Holds Barred Street Fight - Dean Ambrose wins dirty.

The Undertaker vs Shane McMahon, Hell in a cell match. If Shane wins he takes control of RAW and Taker's Wrestlemania career will be over. - Shane wins clean.

Triple H (C) vs Roman Reigns, No DQ match for the WWE championship. - Triple H wins, Shane interferes, tells him off, signals the end of the authority, says no one wins the title this year, Roman attacks him, Taker appears and sides with Shane they beat Roman and HHH, and they exit. No one deserves the title this year, cue the new era without the authority[/quote]

[Onyx]

Another title reign for Vacant? Get in.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Most charismatic superstar around imo

[Kaladin]

More hyped for this than Classico

[Casciavit]

Looks like you've enjoyed your comeback during what many people feel like the product is at an all time low, quality wise. Interesting

Who are your favorites currently?

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