If your team's players would play a role in a movie, who would they be?
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jack wilshere- harry potter or frodo baggins.
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ThisLionel Messi wrote:Villa would be Zorro.
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I've missed squad members, however this is all I can think of on short notice.
Ibrahimovic is the evil mastermind, Gattuso is his most deadly associate, an ingenious terrorist. They work for a malicious international corporation fronted by the most innocent looking CEO in the world, Mark van Bommel, the baby-faced criminal who has everyone believing with his smile that he could never think of doing anything wrong.
Other employees on the side of evil are Nocerino and Flamini, Gattuso's fumbling wannabes. Abbiati is the hired goon who tortures people in the company dungeon and acts as 'silencer' when Gattuso has wreaked havoc on a community.
On the side of good are the proud parents, Nesta and Thiago Silva, whose son Patinho is the pride and joy of their quiet, sleepy village. Zambrotta and Antonini are the proud uncles who live just up the road, believing in justice but being reserved in manner.
Every good story needs a girl. That would be cutie-pie Robinho.
Cassano is the drunk vagrant, once on the side of good, enticed back to drink by the dark side in order to betray the hopes of Pato and Robinho to ever marry and to save the home of NeSilva. Whenever he's sober however, he can move mountains and sacrifice himself for the loving family.
Seedorf is the handsome stranger, the classy man of the people who has fought battles in every land, come to champion our heroes. NeSilva's brave stance wards off every attempt by the evil Ibrahimovic, his nose and Abate, Boateng and Taiwo, the out of control motorbike gang from the next town who realise the significance of events then obliterate the last attempts of evil in an incredibly violent fight scene.
At the end of the movie, the Milan family look at the portrait on their wall of Andrea Pirlo, the dearly departed, the former architect of hope in their world, and toast his health. On the end of the couch, Alberto Aquilani's eyes swell with tears and he closes his eyes and imagines, just for a moment, what he will become.
Ibrahimovic is the evil mastermind, Gattuso is his most deadly associate, an ingenious terrorist. They work for a malicious international corporation fronted by the most innocent looking CEO in the world, Mark van Bommel, the baby-faced criminal who has everyone believing with his smile that he could never think of doing anything wrong.
Other employees on the side of evil are Nocerino and Flamini, Gattuso's fumbling wannabes. Abbiati is the hired goon who tortures people in the company dungeon and acts as 'silencer' when Gattuso has wreaked havoc on a community.
On the side of good are the proud parents, Nesta and Thiago Silva, whose son Patinho is the pride and joy of their quiet, sleepy village. Zambrotta and Antonini are the proud uncles who live just up the road, believing in justice but being reserved in manner.
Every good story needs a girl. That would be cutie-pie Robinho.
Cassano is the drunk vagrant, once on the side of good, enticed back to drink by the dark side in order to betray the hopes of Pato and Robinho to ever marry and to save the home of NeSilva. Whenever he's sober however, he can move mountains and sacrifice himself for the loving family.
Seedorf is the handsome stranger, the classy man of the people who has fought battles in every land, come to champion our heroes. NeSilva's brave stance wards off every attempt by the evil Ibrahimovic, his nose and Abate, Boateng and Taiwo, the out of control motorbike gang from the next town who realise the significance of events then obliterate the last attempts of evil in an incredibly violent fight scene.
At the end of the movie, the Milan family look at the portrait on their wall of Andrea Pirlo, the dearly departed, the former architect of hope in their world, and toast his health. On the end of the couch, Alberto Aquilani's eyes swell with tears and he closes his eyes and imagines, just for a moment, what he will become.
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Nasri in lesbian porn film..
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pep guardiola in lagaan as aamir khan..
mourinho as mogambo/gabbar singh
Pepe as bacchan - angry young man..
di maria - dev patel lookalike - slumdog millionaire..
mourinho as mogambo/gabbar singh
Pepe as bacchan - angry young man..
di maria - dev patel lookalike - slumdog millionaire..
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Alright,I come on to these forums to read/talk about football.Now I haven't read this thread,because it seems pretty *bleep* stupid to me,and I'm a bit drunk,but if this thread has stayed true to the OP,then please delete my account Admins.....
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Franck Ribery- Scarface
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and Lio Messi would be Simon Birch in Simon Birch
Schweinsteiger-Piggy from Lord of the flies
and Lio Messi would be Simon Birch in Simon Birch
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dostoevsky wrote:I've missed squad members, however this is all I can think of on short notice.
Ibrahimovic is the evil mastermind, Gattuso is his most deadly associate, an ingenious terrorist. They work for a malicious international corporation fronted by the most innocent looking CEO in the world, Mark van Bommel, the baby-faced criminal who has everyone believing with his smile that he could never think of doing anything wrong.
Other employees on the side of evil are Nocerino and Flamini, Gattuso's fumbling wannabes. Abbiati is the hired goon who tortures people in the company dungeon and acts as 'silencer' when Gattuso has wreaked havoc on a community.
On the side of good are the proud parents, Nesta and Thiago Silva, whose son Patinho is the pride and joy of their quiet, sleepy village. Zambrotta and Antonini are the proud uncles who live just up the road, believing in justice but being reserved in manner.
Every good story needs a girl. That would be cutie-pie Robinho.
Cassano is the drunk vagrant, once on the side of good, enticed back to drink by the dark side in order to betray the hopes of Pato and Robinho to ever marry and to save the home of NeSilva. Whenever he's sober however, he can move mountains and sacrifice himself for the loving family.
Seedorf is the handsome stranger, the classy man of the people who has fought battles in every land, come to champion our heroes. NeSilva's brave stance wards off every attempt by the evil Ibrahimovic, his nose and Abate, Boateng and Taiwo, the out of control motorbike gang from the next town who realise the significance of events then obliterate the last attempts of evil in an incredibly violent fight scene.
At the end of the movie, the Milan family look at the portrait on their wall of Andrea Pirlo, the dearly departed, the former architect of hope in their world, and toast his health. On the end of the couch, Alberto Aquilani's eyes swell with tears and he closes his eyes and imagines, just for a moment, what he will become.
While everyone elses attempt is predictable, recycled and lame.
This is the only one that stands out.
I rarely laugh out loud when on the forums but this did the trick.
I actually could picture this in my mind as your ability to describe and allow the reader to properly imagine vividly in his head makes Cormac Mcarthy's descriptive prose look like..... Theboywonder of GL.
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di maria - dev patel lookalike - slumdog millionaire..
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Adit wrote:Nasri in lesbian porn film..
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