Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[futbol]

Pogba is good Reserve in the Premier League Not good enough to play in the Premier League Not good enough to start ahead of Rafael and Park Ji Sung in CM in the Premier League Moves to Italy. Suddenly, almost magically, a good player. Somehow, amazingly, starts every game Incredibly, he stands out ahead of others and dominates the Italian league Wow. It's almost as if the Premier League is an elite league and the Italian league is an utter SHTfest where people like Pirlo and Pogba are made to look world class f u k ng re ta r ds Pro-tip: If you took any decent looking 18 year old from any of Arsenal, United, Spurs and through them into Juventus' starting 11 they'd look like a God. If Pogba was at Man United, right now, he would be sitting on the bench or still playing in the reserves. There is absolutely no way he is anywhere near Fellaini, Carrick, Herrera, Blind Absolutely nowhere near it He might have overtaken Ando by now Might That's about it

Taking Serie zzZZzZzz-ism to a whole new level.

[farfan]

Redcafe

somebody should nuke the servers of that site.

[Forza]

People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum. You get much better perspective from fans who are enlightened about other leagues, clubs and players.

[VivaStPauli]

People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum. You get much better perspective from fans who are enlightened about other leagues, clubs and players.

Also other countries and therefor other footballing cultures. When the WC or Euros come around, there is really no use debating with other Germans how it all might play out because everyone agrees that we're the best at everything, yet will win nothing, because reasons.

Pessibrags.

[iftikhar]

People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum.

Are there any aside our GL??? Would you send some links!!! Have to be English though.

[Sri]

People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum. You get much better perspective from fans who are enlightened about other leagues, clubs and players.

Also other countries and therefor other footballing cultures. When the WC or Euros come around, there is really no use debating with other Germans how it all might play out because everyone agrees that we're the best at everything, yet will win nothing, because reasons.

Pessibrags.

Bang on the buck

[Rev]

I don't visit other football forums

[futbol]

Hazard a better dribbler than Ronaldo? See Ronaldo in 2006/07 and he shits all over Hazard.

[RealGunner]

Which bit made you lol in there

[Forza]

People like that are the reason I'm on a multi-club forum instead of a one-club forum.

Are there any aside our GL??? Would you send some links!!! Have to be English though.

I don't know of any other multi-club, multi-league forums.

[McAgger]

Xtratime is multi-club, multi-league forum.

But it's meh.

[Thimmy]

And my nikka Ronaldo bout 2 be back next match.

Dem Atletico fukk bois might as well go take that L on Saturday cause my nikka Ronaldo aint messin wit em.

Dis nikka Ronaldo mad as fukk n Atletico fukk bois gon feel his wrath ya feel me

From Goal.com's comment section for Real Madrid VS Sevilla.

[RED]

You don't get more deluded than those nutters at RAWK. Got a few wins on the bounce against dross and suddenly all that confidence and "swagger" is back.

They all want United(if we get through) and Arsenal in the next round

They'll get absolutely hammered if they played either team.

Deluded af

[poolsupporter]

You don't get more deluded than those nutters at RAWK. Got a few wins on the bounce against dross and suddenly all that confidence and "swagger" is back.

They all want United(if we get through) and Arsenal in the next round

They'll get absolutely hammered if they played either team.

Deluded af

Agreed

[Art Morte]

Kevin Kilbane - an ex-player and a pundit - has complained to the FA about a chant by West Ham fans that was derogatory against people with Down's Syndrome. On West Ham's forum their fans are wondering what other songs they soon won't be allowed to sing because they might be offensive to some people...

"Oh its all gone quiet over there."

The hard of hearing/deaf.....

"There's only one Trevor Brooking"

offensive to any other Trevor Brooking's in the world

"Going down."

Air crash victims

"We can see you sneaking out."

Might offend thieves.

"Is there a fire drill?"

Firemen everywhere getting edgy

"That's why you're going down"

offensive to hookers

Any song with the word 'Ham'

Offensive to Muslims.

As is 'West'.

"He's here, he's there, he's every f'ing where."

Suicide bombers.

[Kick]

That last one

[Hapless_Hans]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/we-must-buy-the-next-messi.401797/

That OP
The answers

[RealGunner]

"Sack Van Gaal too, let's get the next Fergie in."

[Harmonica]

From milan forum:

Ronaldo fans be coming out of nowhere after that penalty miss from Messi like..

[Thimmy]

Wanna know what didn't come out of nowhere?

Messi missing a penalty

[futbol]

Milan forum:

Dortmund's defence is a horror show every game. What a joke

They could need Poli's protection in the midfield.

[Donuts]

What's the difference between Sasha Gray and Chelsea?

Spoiler:

— Furqan (@furqan_z) March 12, 2015

[rwo power]

[Glory]

" let's twat these dirty, sister f**king, six fingerd c*nts."

"Let's smash these bad manc c*nts"

"Let's twat these inbred c*nts. wink.gif"

"Indeed, lets twat those f**kers. This is the game for me. I don't hate the Ev like most people on here, I hate this f**king shower.
This is the least nervous I've ever been ahead of meeting Man U, they're in for one big f**k-off twatting."

"Im gonna say this will finish 5 or 6 nil wink.gif"

So much class on display here on RAWK. Boy they were confident before the match. Couldnt have happened to a worser lot, this morale shattering setback.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

[S]

Guardiola with ripped pants. Now he's gonna clap infront of his stylists.

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