Joe Kinnear appointed Newcastle United Director of Football

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m
#nufc have held talks to appoint a new director of football

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 1m
Sources close to former #nufc boss Joe Kinnear have suggested the ex-Wimbledon manager is a strong candidate to return

Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas:
Understand Joe Kinnear could be #nufc new Director of Football.

Joe Kinnear , Insomnia

Newcastle, please repent. Please think about your sins and see the light.

Do not return to such wicked ways.

I will mention you in my prayers. Hope you get psychological help after that suicide attempt gone wrong.

nah but seriously excuse my laxk of knowledge but why do you hate Joe Kinnear

Just need to try and get Dennis Wise back as Assistant manager then sell Cisse,cabaye. Relegation might happen after all

Dennis Wise lmfao

halamadrid2 wrote:I will mention you in my prayers. Hope you get psychological help after that suicide attempt gone wrong.

nah but seriously excuse my laxk of knowledge but why do you hate Joe Kinnear

Kinnear on Jose Enrique

"When he gets in that last third of the pitch, he can hurt teams.

"Sometimes he’s just prepared to sit on his backside in that position and let the game drift away from him."

Kinnear on transfers

"If we can get like-for-like then I'll lose one. We've gone down that road already but I got a knock-back.

"If we'd got John Arne Riise in – he's changed his mind – then I could have done something with Enrique. Riise's got back in the team at Roma and his agent has told us that he's happy to stay until the end of the season. I want them now really."

Kinnear on injuries

“Shay pulled out with a knee injury as did Insomnia... Insobnia... er, Charlie.”

Kinnear on the ref

“If we'd had a proper referee we'd have come away with something."

“It was a blatant foul prior to the penalty, and he ignores it. It was what happened before, not the penalty itself. Johnson completely pushes Cacapa out of the way, nicks the ball and gets the penalty and we’ve got a Mickey Mouse ref doing nothing.”

Kinnear on wheelin and dealin

"I tried to sell Geremi yesterday because I thought it would raise £4million but that deal fell through so I had to play him tonight.

"We have been negotiating with someone else on the continent. We thought that deal was done but suddenly the goal posts have moved."

Although tbf to him he did do this.....

His famous rant

Mole why do people who know nothing about football make thousands of pounds for working in Football?

he is spot on with Enrique tbh

And he seems entertaining judging by those quotes. Insomnia did he say that on purpose to describe Charlie???

halamadrid2 wrote:he is spot on with Enrique tbh

And he seems entertaining judging by those quotes. Insomnia did he say that on purpose to describe Charlie???

Nah he's just illiterate lol, was trying to say N'Zogbia

I suppose he is quite entertaining but he's a clueless moron tbh.

Pardew and Kinnear

lol at that argument. He killed them.

what a boss man. Kinnear+Pardew FAs worst nightmare

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

halamadrid2 wrote:he is spot on with Enrique tbh

And he seems entertaining judging by those quotes. Insomnia did he say that on purpose to describe Charlie???

Nah he's just illiterate lol, was trying to say N'Zogbia

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzg6qGDxy1qcs1kh.gif

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

halamadrid2 wrote:I will mention you in my prayers. Hope you get psychological help after that suicide attempt gone wrong.

nah but seriously excuse my laxk of knowledge but why do you hate Joe Kinnear

Kinnear on Jose Enrique

"When he gets in that last third of the pitch, he can hurt teams.

"Sometimes he’s just prepared to sit on his backside in that position and let the game drift away from him."

Kinnear on transfers

"If we can get like-for-like then I'll lose one. We've gone down that road already but I got a knock-back.

"If we'd got John Arne Riise in – he's changed his mind – then I could have done something with Enrique. Riise's got back in the team at Roma and his agent has told us that he's happy to stay until the end of the season. I want them now really."

Kinnear on injuries

“Shay pulled out with a knee injury as did Insomnia... Insobnia... er, Charlie.”

Kinnear on the ref

“If we'd had a proper referee we'd have come away with something."

“It was a blatant foul prior to the penalty, and he ignores it. It was what happened before, not the penalty itself. Johnson completely pushes Cacapa out of the way, nicks the ball and gets the penalty and we’ve got a Mickey Mouse ref doing nothing.”

Kinnear on wheelin and dealin

"I tried to sell Geremi yesterday because I thought it would raise £4million but that deal fell through so I had to play him tonight.

"We have been negotiating with someone else on the continent. We thought that deal was done but suddenly the goal posts have moved."

wtfh

stay safe mole

Pete Graves ‏@PeteGravesSky 17s
Spoke to Joe Kinnear. 3 year contract at #nufc as director of football. Overseeing playing style and transfers.

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 8m
"I'm in charge of transfers and looking at the strengths and weaknesses of what we've got. I'll help AP as much as I can" JK - #nufc

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 7m
"Our target is to push ourselves up and try and do as well as we did couple of seasons ago." #nufc - JK

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 56s
"I'm director of football, he's the manager. I'm not picking the team - I'm there solely to ensure he gets best players on pitch" #nufc

Think i'm going to shoot myself.

Graham Carr is gone?

ExtremistEnigma wrote:Graham Carr is gone?

Nah he's still head scout as always.

Mole this is the number

08457 90 90 90

Please stay safe

Meanwhile Tottenham are getting Baldini

Pardew and Kinnear, lol, what a dynamic duo right there



Enemies beware!

Overseeing playing style?


Hahahahahahahahah

Your left back will be playing CF in no time Moal.