Re: Suarez Bites No More (we can but hope)

by izzy Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:09 pm

Amazing. Just amazing.

Crazy fcker Laughing

by Mr Nick09 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:09 pm

suarez teeth are photoshopped?

by RED Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:09 pm

che wrote:those are some weird ass bitemarks... the upper teeth are perpendicular to each other, and only three bottom teeth are visible... the *bleep*?

Have you seen the state of his teeth? He has a set of chompers that will put squirrels to shame.

Just ban the POS. He's never gonna learn. Clearly has problem and some underlying issues that cause this sort of behaviour.

by Juveman17 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:10 pm

Ban him from Fifa. Ban him from the PL. He is a *bleep* taint on football.

by mr-r34 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:10 pm

Vibe wrote:He should start exploiting this and make money...Imagine this commercial:

Luis is having a nice meal.Then he has flashes of him biting footballers while chewing...Then he smiles and takes a sip of Sprite.

In the bottom right corner text spontaneously fades in...

SPRITE...Best after a quick bite

Millions to be made FFS,the new kid wipes Pepsi can with Beckham's shirt .

I feel like a sprite now

by Ganso Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:10 pm

my commentators saying he will probably get a ban banana

hopefully he is out for at least quarter finals

by lenear1030 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:11 pm

I think he has a mental disability tbh. He should still get the Pete Rose treatment. Lifetime ban from the sport.

by Mr Nick09 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:11 pm

Vibe wrote:He should start exploiting this and make money...Imagine this commercial:

Luis is having a nice meal.Then he has flashes of him biting footballers while chewing...Then he smiles and takes a sip of Sprite.

In the bottom right corner text spontaneously fades in...

SPRITE...Best after a quick bite

Millions to be made FFS,the new kid wipes Pepsi can with Beckham's shirt .

well, suarez biting into a pepsi bottle and drinking fits the "quench your thirst" tagline perfectly.

by Pedram Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:11 pm

I think he's just doing this to create publicity stunt. Laughing

by futbol Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:12 pm

by che Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:12 pm

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that's what's strange, it's not like his canines are that much bigger than his front teeth, and his bottom teeth are relatively even as well so it's weird that only three of them show in the bite

we need csi on this shit

by Arsenalfaithfull Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:13 pm

Chiellini backed into HIS teeth. You guys got it all wrong. The Italian defender backed into his teeth, knowing it would bait out suarez. Look how Suarez was holding on to his teeth.

by Juveman17 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:14 pm

Arsenalfaithfull wrote:Chiellini backed into HIS teeth. You guys got it all wrong. The Italian defender backed into his teeth, knowing it would bait out suarez. Look how Suarez was holding on to his teeth.

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/E9828307BF1093281629159522304_29f358e0635.0.4.16508983705468903839.mp4?versionId=bHk64HSCCde6mSzKZTdcnOFO5U5D7vz2

by Mr Nick09 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:14 pm

Have the official pool statement defending suarez come through yet? i expect it to read something like:

Suarez didnt bite Chiellini, That was a gentle kiss on the shoulder, as it's custom in uruguay to congratulate your rivals. We support our luisito thoroughly.

Proud

by Tomwin Lannister Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:14 pm

Chiellini you crafty SOB

Seriously though, him being banned from football is the only logical punishment here. I can't get to grips with somebody being caught BITING somebody in football 3 times. Jail the *bleep* rat.

by LeSwagg James Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:15 pm

And some Madrid fans want this pos to play for us Laughing

by Winter is Coming Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:15 pm

by McAgger Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:16 pm

Jesus, he makes it so hard to defend him ffs. I have never seen a more stupid adult in my life.

It's going to affect Liverpool and you just know it :facepalm:

by che Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:18 pm

tbh biting is a sign of affection in uruguay, so you can't blame him

...i know it's too easy, i don't care

by nasir6371 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:18 pm

The Bite of God Proud

Suarez you Legend. Hope FIFA doesn't do anything.

by izzy Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:19 pm

What is this thing called Suarez?

More beast than man imo.

by nasir6371 Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:20 pm

che wrote:tbh biting is a sign of affection in uruguay, so you can't blame him

...i know it's too easy, i don't care

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081202193625AAthxeY

It is apparently

by LeBéninois Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:20 pm

If I spit on someone = Red card
Bitting might be even worse. He should definitely be banned for 1-2 games. This guy is unbelievable with all his antics. Only thingrestraining from being respected as the great player he is. Worse than Tevez.

by futbol Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:20 pm

by Art Morte Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:21 pm

So does anyone know that can he be banned from club games for something he's done in the internationals? I'm guessing no, but have no info.

by Casciavit Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:21 pm

But.. but.. SUAREZ HAS CHANGED!!!

So glad this *bleep* WC will be over.

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