What Jara did vs. What Suarez did

2 incidents, exactly one year apart.

One, a nibble on a shoulder,

One, basically penetrating an asshole and more, which if done to a girl...she can file for rape.

The first got a 4 month football ban and he'll be still banned for first 4 Uruguay qualifiers for WC.

The other, got another player sent off and Jara will be playing in Semi.

This is the same player who grabbed Suarez balls a few years ago during a corner hassle (Sexual assault)..

I can't believe it. Why aren't FIFA stepping in for a ban for this criminal ?

I'd much rather someone have a nibble on my shoulder, than finger me in the asshole or squeeze my balls....that's just me. Not sure about you.

Jara has been banned from the CA, it hasn't gone unpunished.

'nibble' lmao.

If you say Suarez 'nibbled' Chiellini's shoulder, why don't you say Jara 'gently caressed' Cavani's anus

Hapless_Hans wrote:'nibble' lmao.

If you say Suarez 'nibbled' Chiellini's shoulder, why don't you say Jara 'gently caressed' Cavani's anus

Whenever you see Sepi making a thread,you know there's gonna be some form of anal penetration involved.

lmao in Jara's wiki page

he provoked Uruguayan Edinson Cavani into a second yellow card and expulsion by slapping Cavani and, according to replays, appeared to insert his finger into Cavani's butt.

Nibble lmao

What exactly happened? Some post a vid.
He didn't really insert his finger into someone's anus, or did he?

Considering that both Cavani and Jara were "at work" it can be called sexual harassment Lets imagine it happened in an office, same thing imo

El Gunner wrote:What exactly happened? Some post a vid.
He didn't really insert his finger into someone's anus, or did he?

nope, he literally inserted his finger into Cavani's anus

Don't call me James wrote:

El Gunner wrote:What exactly happened? Some post a vid.
He didn't really insert his finger into someone's anus, or did he?

nope, he literally inserted his finger into Cavani's anus

The fck
Did he pull down his pants?

A Copa America without a couple of such incidents is considered a dull affair.

Don't call me James wrote:

El Gunner wrote:What exactly happened? Some post a vid.
He didn't really insert his finger into someone's anus, or did he?

nope, he literally inserted his finger into Cavani's anus

He really didn't

Hapless_Hans wrote:

Don't call me James wrote:

El Gunner wrote:What exactly happened? Some post a vid.
He didn't really insert his finger into someone's anus, or did he?

nope, he literally inserted his finger into Cavani's anus

He really didn't

I'm confused

This whole situation is confusing. First he grabs Suarez's balls, now this, what is wrong with the guy

Cavani will forever regret not reacting like Riquelme when it happened to him, at least Juan Roman got some retribution:

In the NBA, David Lee on the Warriors clashed with Tyson Chandler going up for a ball, got bit and got an infection that spread from a bacteria that was in his mount. Lee almost had to have his arm amputated because of it. Biting is disgusting and seriously dangerous and has significantly more health risks and dangers than people give it credit for.

Fingering someone and penetrating them is an awful violation of human decency, but it's more so morally apauling than biting

El Gunner wrote:

Hapless_Hans wrote:

Don't call me James wrote:

nope, he literally inserted his finger into Cavani's anus

He really didn't

I'm confused

Let me clear this up for you, Jara gently caressed Cavani's anus.

VendettaRed07 wrote:In the NBA, David Lee on the Warriors clashed with Tyson Chandler going up for a ball, got bit and got an infection that spread from a bacteria that was in his mount. Lee almost had to have his arm amputated because of it. Biting is disgusting and seriously dangerous and has significantly more health risks and dangers than people give it credit for.

Fingering someone and penetrating them is an awful violation of human decency, but it's more so morally apauling than biting

This.

Isn't Jara the name of that ugly alien from MiB II?

It's spelt differently but yeah

Futbol dropping dem Men in Black bombs ffs.

Hans speaking about anal penetration just reminded me...

Mole you still have not chosen Hans's sig. Just use the one I posted on the betting thread.

Fine.....

Although i'm sure ES 2 weeks isn't over yet

really?

REALLY?!