The 2015/16 Sir Alan Pardew vs Newcastle United Scoreline

SAP

With all the fuzz about the mangerial carousel, and Klopp's side getting embarrassed like clumsy schoolboys, must not forget important things are going on in the real world.

Pep Pardew's CP with an unimpressive standard away win at Southampton, while the McClacticos managed to salvage a vital point at home against a strong Aston Villa.
McClaren afterwards led his team in front of the fans' stand to celebrate.

SAP 16.5 - 8.5 Newcastle

Sir Alan clinical as ever ; proud:

It was away to Stoke, not Southampton, but let's not get into....

It's tough to win at Stoke either way.

SAP made easy work of it.It's taking time but he is instilling a big team mentality onto his team.Clinical wins away from home and being able to do that consistently is a testament to his abilities and quality as a coach.
A SAP coached team is a tough nut to crack, well unless you're Newcastle..

potahto, tomahto

I'll leave it to Hans to update the scores but Sir Alan's hungry lions are only 2 pts off a CL place.
A stark contrast to Mclacticos who are enjoying the comfort of the relegation zone despite having 5th highest net spend in Europe this yr.

I don't see a twist unfortunately in this rather , what has turned into a sorry tale for the Newcastle rebels that turned against SAP.

But it's ok, every negative leads to a positive in some way (:

Sir Alex Pardew 17 - 8.5 Newcastle United

This thread is like that gift at Christmas that you just want to keep opening over and over again. And can, too, if the gift in question is Newcastle's defence.

Sir Alex Pardew 17.5 - 8.5 Newcastle McClacticos

This is actually genuinenly funny now. Pardew got Crystal freaking Palace above Manchester United, Liverpool, Everton and 4 points behind City.

...

Yep. Our Pardew hype has risen from the deeper, darker end of the irony pond towards the hard bright light of straightforward factual reality.

Quite an achievement from GL tbh.
And quite appraently Mole has done something terribly wrong in an earlier life to deserve that kind of karmic payback.

You're doing something terribly wrong in this life with your avatars, so just think about what you're in for for a second, will ya.

But Sir Alex Pardiola can't do anything wrong

Art Morte wrote:You're doing something terribly wrong in this life with your avatars, so just think about what you're in for for a second, will ya.

But Sir Alex Pardiola can't do anything wrong

It's not my fault if you have no appreciation for Bayern München club legends, you pleb.

Hapless_Hans wrote:Yep. Our Pardew hype has risen from the deeper, darker end of the irony pond towards the hard bright light of straightforward factual reality.

Quite an achievement from GL tbh.
And quite appraently Mole has done something terribly wrong in an earlier life to deserve that kind of karmic payback.

Lol i'm not surprised by this, it started well for him at most other clubs too.

I stand by what i said about his time at Newcastle though and his time at Palace doesn't change any of that just like Allegri's success at Juve doesn't change his issues at Milan.

I'm whatever to what he does at this point, as i said before i didn't want him gone for results even though that was bad too.

It probably helps that i don't really care about football in general anymore.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03d47qt?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_sport&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport

Ffs I can't breath

He's just, ya know, being realistic, imo

save us

Hapless_Hans wrote:Sir Alex Pardew 17.5 - 8.5 Newcastle McClacticos

This thread deserve to be made sticky imo

Sir Alex Pardew 18.5 - 8.5 Newcastle McClacticos

Thought this was only for PL

srigooner wrote:Thought this was only for PL

You thought wrong

Hapless_Hans wrote:

srigooner wrote:Thought this was only for PL

You thought wrong

I realized

Pretty disappointing to see you didn't pay attention all this time sri.
This was also a topic of discussion last season, with Mole continually whining about the points Pardew got due to his superior cup runs.