Congratulations Man City on winning the PL 2017-2018

Most Points in a season - Check
100 points - Check
Most goals in a season - Check
Largest ever GD - Check
Most wins in a row - Check
Most wins in a season - Check
Most away wins in a season - Check
Most away points in a season - Check
Largest ever winning margin - Check

Hapless_Hans wrote:

Celebrating victory .. Celebrating together!
Congratulations to @ManCity on winning the English #PremierLeague @Cityarabia #ManCity pic.twitter.com/reikzkBzgz

— Etisalat UAE (@etisalat) 15. April 2018

Ban nasir, ban chemicalboy, delete the Man City crest from profile options IMO

The absolute worst

ever

Damn, how did I miss this?

Might be the single greatest video production ever.....maybe they'll do a follow up centurions edition.

That would be great.

nasir6371 wrote:Most Points in a season - Check
100 points - Check
Most goals in a season - Check
Largest ever GD - Check
Most wins in a row - Check
Most wins in a season - Check
Most away wins in a season - Check
Most away points in a season - Check
Largest ever winning margin - Check

Turned the PL into Bundesliga - Check

BarrileteCosmico wrote:

nasir6371 wrote:Most Points in a season - Check
100 points - Check
Most goals in a season - Check
Largest ever GD - Check
Most wins in a row - Check
Most wins in a season - Check
Most away wins in a season - Check
Most away points in a season - Check
Largest ever winning margin - Check

Turned the PL into Bundesliga - Check

got absolutely destroyed by liverpool in the QF - check.

Outspending every team on the planet - Check

Unique wrote:
got absolutely destroyed by liverpool in the QF - check.

Congratulations finishing 4th....hell of an achievement.

Meanwhile the team with no history has ALL the history.

Lets take a moment to worship Fraudiola's second season in England:-

* Manchester City have broken the record for most points won in an English top-flight season (100) – even if two-point era records are changed to three.

* Manchester City have broken the record for most wins in an English top-flight season (32).

* Manchester City have broken the record for most consecutive wins in an English top-flight season (18).

* Manchester City have broken the record for most away wins in a Premier League season (16).

* Manchester City have broken the record for most goals scored in a Premier League season (106).

* Manchester City have broken the record for best goal difference in a Premier League season (79).

* Manchester City have broken the record for biggest title-winning margin in a Premier League season (19 points).

* Manchester City equalled the record for earliest top-flight title win (with five games remaining).

* Manchester City are the tenth team to have beaten all other teams in a single English top-flight season, and the first since 2010/11. Manchester United became the 11th later in the season.

* Manchester City became the first Premier League side to ever attempt more than 1,000 passes in a game against Swansea in April.

* Manchester City have broken the record for most passes in a Premier League game three times this season.

* Manchester City completed more passes in the first half of their 5-0 win over Swansea in April (542) than 247 of the 507 players to have played in the Premier League this season have attempted all campaign.

* Pep Guardiola is the first manager to win the Premier League Manager of the Month award four consecutive times.

* Pep Guardiola has been named Premier League Manager of the Month more times this season (4) than Jose Mourinho has in his career (3).

* Manchester City have accrued more Premier League points this season (100) than eight clubs have in their entire Premier League history – including Oldham (89).

* Manchester City have accrued as many Premier League points this season (100) as Brighton (40), Cardiff (30) and Swindon (30) have in their combined Premier League histories.

* Manchester City have won as many Premier League matches this season (32) as Reading, Sheffield United and Wolves ever have.

* Phil Foden is the youngest player to receive a Premier League winner’s medal.

Pellegrini: "Maybe a lot of people thought that, with Pep's arrival, they'd win the league by 15 points. In England, that's not the case." pic.twitter.com/RmIZQ4aL4q

— City Watch (@City_Watch) February 14, 2017

Meh, at least City are making good use of the money. United spends nearly as much and still can neither win the leauge nor actually play watchable football.

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:
got absolutely destroyed by liverpool in the QF - check.

Congratulations finishing 4th....hell of an achievement.

Meanwhile the team with no history has ALL the history.

Lets take a moment to worship Fraudiola's second season in England:-

* Manchester City have broken the record for most points won in an English top-flight season (100) – even if two-point era records are changed to three.

* Manchester City have broken the record for most wins in an English top-flight season (32).

* Manchester City have broken the record for most consecutive wins in an English top-flight season (18).

* Manchester City have broken the record for most away wins in a Premier League season (16).

* Manchester City have broken the record for most goals scored in a Premier League season (106).

* Manchester City have broken the record for best goal difference in a Premier League season (79).

* Manchester City have broken the record for biggest title-winning margin in a Premier League season (19 points).

* Manchester City equalled the record for earliest top-flight title win (with five games remaining).

* Manchester City are the tenth team to have beaten all other teams in a single English top-flight season, and the first since 2010/11. Manchester United became the 11th later in the season.

* Manchester City became the first Premier League side to ever attempt more than 1,000 passes in a game against Swansea in April.

* Manchester City have broken the record for most passes in a Premier League game three times this season.

* Manchester City completed more passes in the first half of their 5-0 win over Swansea in April (542) than 247 of the 507 players to have played in the Premier League this season have attempted all campaign.

* Pep Guardiola is the first manager to win the Premier League Manager of the Month award four consecutive times.

* Pep Guardiola has been named Premier League Manager of the Month more times this season (4) than Jose Mourinho has in his career (3).

* Manchester City have accrued more Premier League points this season (100) than eight clubs have in their entire Premier League history – including Oldham (89).

* Manchester City have accrued as many Premier League points this season (100) as Brighton (40), Cardiff (30) and Swindon (30) have in their combined Premier League histories.

* Manchester City have won as many Premier League matches this season (32) as Reading, Sheffield United and Wolves ever have.

* Phil Foden is the youngest player to receive a Premier League winner’s medal.

Pellegrini: "Maybe a lot of people thought that, with Pep's arrival, they'd win the league by 15 points. In England, that's not the case." pic.twitter.com/RmIZQ4aL4q

— City Watch (@City_Watch) February 14, 2017

and without man city spending more money than any team in history none of that would exist. plus you got absolutely destroyed by liverpool in the QF.

Myesyats wrote:Meh, at least City are making good use of the money. United spends nearly as much and still can neither win the leauge nor actually play watchable football.

this is true

Unique wrote:
and without man city spending more money than any team in history none of that would exist. plus you got absolutely destroyed by liverpool in the QF.

Being known as the Centur100ns forever >>>>>> Any of our hard earned none FFP sanctioned ding spent.

Besides how can you possibly have the audacity to call yourself should the impossible happen European Champions when you can't even get a result against West Brom.

There should be a clause where you get kicked out of europe if you can't beat the lousiest team in your own league.

nasir6371 wrote:Most Points in a season - Check
100 points - Check
Most goals in a season - Check
Largest ever GD - Check
Most wins in a row - Check
Most wins in a season - Check
Most away wins in a season - Check
Most away points in a season - Check
Largest ever winning margin - Check

tbh my grandmother would manage to walk Bundesliga with that Bayern team, that's not a special achievement by Pep

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:
and without man city spending more money than any team in history none of that would exist. plus you got absolutely destroyed by liverpool in the QF.

Being known as the Centur100ns forever >>>>>> Any of our hard earned none FFP sanctioned ding spent.

Besides how can you possibly have the audacity to call yourself should the impossible happen European Champions when you can't even get a result against West Brom.

There should be a clause where you get kicked out of europe if you can't beat the lousiest team in your own league.

true. but thats the only way city will see liverpool get kicked out of europe. also how can you brag about all them stats when you got ruined by wigan in the cup.

Unique wrote:true. but thats the only way city will see liverpool get kicked out of europe. also how can you brag about all them stats when you got ruined by wigan in the cup.

Because all those records are better than anything your team has ever achieved and it feels good.

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:true. but thats the only way city will see liverpool get kicked out of europe. also how can you brag about all them stats when you got ruined by wigan in the cup.

Because all those records are better than anything your team has ever achieved and it feels good.

really
First Division
Winners (18): 1900–01, 1905–06, 1921–22, 1922–23, 1946–47, 1963–64, 1965–66, 1972–73, 1975–76, 1976–77, 1978–79, 1979–80, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1985–86, 1987–88, 1989–90
Second Division
Winners (4): 1893–94, 1895–96, 1904–05, 1961–62
Lancashire League
Winners (1): 1892–93
Cups
FA Cup
Winners (7): 1964–65, 1973–74, 1985–86, 1988–89, 1991–92, 2000–01, 2005–06
Football League Cup
Winners (: 1980–81, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1994–95, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2011–12 (record)
FA Charity / Community Shield
Winners (15): 1964*, 1965*, 1966, 1974, 1976, 1977*, 1979, 1980, 1982, 1986*, 1988, 1989, 1990*, 2001, 2006 (* shared)
Sheriff of London Charity Shield:
Winners (1): 1906
Football League Super Cup
Winners (1): 1985–86
Friendly
Football League 100th Championship Challenge[163]
Winners (1): 1999
European
European Cup/UEFA Champions League
Winners (5): 1976–77, 1977–78, 1980–81, 1983–84, 2004–05
UEFA Cup
Winners (3): 1972–73, 1975–76, 2000–01
European Super Cup/UEFA Super Cup
Winners (3): 1977, 2001, 2005
Doubles and Trebles
Doubles:[note 1]
League and FA Cup: 1
1985–86
League and League Cup: 2
1981–82, 1982–83
European Double (League and European Cup): 1
1976–77
League and UEFA Cup: 2
1972–73, 1975–76
League Cup and European Cup: 1
1980–81
Trebles[note 1]
League, League Cup and European Cup: 1
1983–84
FA Cup, League Cup and UEFA Cup: 1
2000–01
top that bitch

Hapless_Hans wrote:

nasir6371 wrote:Most Points in a season - Check
100 points - Check
Most goals in a season - Check
Largest ever GD - Check
Most wins in a row - Check
Most wins in a season - Check
Most away wins in a season - Check
Most away points in a season - Check
Largest ever winning margin - Check

tbh my grandmother would manage to walk Bundesliga with that Bayern team, that's not a special achievement by Pep

Not sure what that has to do with Nasir's post tbh.

Unique wrote:

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:true. but thats the only way city will see liverpool get kicked out of europe. also how can you brag about all them stats when you got ruined by wigan in the cup.

Because all those records are better than anything your team has ever achieved and it feels good.

really
First Division
Winners (18): 1900–01, 1905–06, 1921–22, 1922–23, 1946–47, 1963–64, 1965–66, 1972–73, 1975–76, 1976–77, 1978–79, 1979–80, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1985–86, 1987–88, 1989–90
Second Division
Winners (4): 1893–94, 1895–96, 1904–05, 1961–62
Lancashire League
Winners (1): 1892–93
Cups
FA Cup
Winners (7): 1964–65, 1973–74, 1985–86, 1988–89, 1991–92, 2000–01, 2005–06
Football League Cup
Winners (: 1980–81, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1994–95, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2011–12 (record)
FA Charity / Community Shield
Winners (15): 1964*, 1965*, 1966, 1974, 1976, 1977*, 1979, 1980, 1982, 1986*, 1988, 1989, 1990*, 2001, 2006 (* shared)
Sheriff of London Charity Shield:
Winners (1): 1906
Football League Super Cup
Winners (1): 1985–86
Friendly
Football League 100th Championship Challenge[163]
Winners (1): 1999
European
European Cup/UEFA Champions League
Winners (5): 1976–77, 1977–78, 1980–81, 1983–84, 2004–05
UEFA Cup
Winners (3): 1972–73, 1975–76, 2000–01
European Super Cup/UEFA Super Cup
Winners (3): 1977, 2001, 2005
Doubles and Trebles
Doubles:[note 1]
League and FA Cup: 1
1985–86
League and League Cup: 2
1981–82, 1982–83
European Double (League and European Cup): 1
1976–77
League and UEFA Cup: 2
1972–73, 1975–76
League Cup and European Cup: 1
1980–81
Trebles[note 1]
League, League Cup and European Cup: 1
1983–84
FA Cup, League Cup and UEFA Cup: 1
2000–01
top that bitch

Here's one.

100 points bitch.

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:

chemicalboy99 wrote:


Because all those records are better than anything your team has ever achieved and it feels good.

really
First Division
Winners (18): 1900–01, 1905–06, 1921–22, 1922–23, 1946–47, 1963–64, 1965–66, 1972–73, 1975–76, 1976–77, 1978–79, 1979–80, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1985–86, 1987–88, 1989–90
Second Division
Winners (4): 1893–94, 1895–96, 1904–05, 1961–62
Lancashire League
Winners (1): 1892–93
Cups
FA Cup
Winners (7): 1964–65, 1973–74, 1985–86, 1988–89, 1991–92, 2000–01, 2005–06
Football League Cup
Winners (: 1980–81, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1983–84, 1994–95, 2000–01, 2002–03, 2011–12 (record)
FA Charity / Community Shield
Winners (15): 1964*, 1965*, 1966, 1974, 1976, 1977*, 1979, 1980, 1982, 1986*, 1988, 1989, 1990*, 2001, 2006 (* shared)
Sheriff of London Charity Shield:
Winners (1): 1906
Football League Super Cup
Winners (1): 1985–86
Friendly
Football League 100th Championship Challenge[163]
Winners (1): 1999
European
European Cup/UEFA Champions League
Winners (5): 1976–77, 1977–78, 1980–81, 1983–84, 2004–05
UEFA Cup
Winners (3): 1972–73, 1975–76, 2000–01
European Super Cup/UEFA Super Cup
Winners (3): 1977, 2001, 2005
Doubles and Trebles
Doubles:[note 1]
League and FA Cup: 1
1985–86
League and League Cup: 2
1981–82, 1982–83
European Double (League and European Cup): 1
1976–77
League and UEFA Cup: 2
1972–73, 1975–76
League Cup and European Cup: 1
1980–81
Trebles[note 1]
League, League Cup and European Cup: 1
1983–84
FA Cup, League Cup and UEFA Cup: 1
2000–01
top that bitch

Here's one.

100 points bitch.

i bet you would swap them 100 points for that very long list.

Unique wrote:i bet you would swap them 100 points for that very long list. Cool

I notice that list doesn't mention anything about the Premier League so you're right...it truly is historical.

But we live in the now and all those glorious tomorrow's.

So no.

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:i bet you would swap them 100 points for that very long list. Cool

I notice that list doesn't mention anything about the Premier League so you're right...it truly is historical.

But we live in the now and all those glorious tomorrow's.

So no.

so as of tomorrow we should forget about them 100 points.

Unique wrote:

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:i bet you would swap them 100 points for that very long list. Cool

I notice that list doesn't mention anything about the Premier League so you're right...it truly is historical.

But we live in the now and all those glorious tomorrow's.

So no.

so as of tomorrow we should forget about them 100 points.

Indeed.

We shall always be known as the Centur100ns and revered accordingly, even worshipped and even if the fraud GOAT has destroyed English football by dragging it kicking and screaming into the 21st century there can only be better days ahead*

*For us obviously, not anyone else.

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote:

chemicalboy99 wrote:

I notice that list doesn't mention anything about the Premier League so you're right...it truly is historical.

But we live in the now and all those glorious tomorrow's.

So no.

so as of tomorrow we should forget about them 100 points.

Indeed.

We shall always be known as the Centur100ns and revered accordingly, even worshipped and even if the fraud GOAT has destroyed English football by dragging it kicking and screaming into the 21st century there can only be better days ahead*

*For us obviously, not anyone else.

at £5.5mil per point I’m sure you will. But you will still get ruined in the champions league like always.

Unique wrote: at £5.5mil per point I’m sure you will. But you will still get ruined in the champions league like always.

Surely to be called "The Centur100ns" forever is totally pricele$$ and besides for the Sheikh (May all his tea's be chippy tea's) mere petty cash found down the back of his sofa after he and the lads went out celebrating a dominating title win.

Incidently seeing as Klopp hasn't won a final since about 1927 the confidence however mis-placed is outstanding.

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote: at £5.5mil per point I’m sure you will. But you will still get ruined in the champions league like always.

Surely to be called "The Centur100ns" forever is totally pricele$$ and besides for the Sheikh (May all his tea's be chippy tea's) mere petty cash found down the back of his sofa after he and the lads went out celebrating a dominating title win.

Incidently seeing as Klopp hasn't won a final since about 1927 the confidence however mis-placed is outstanding.

city have never won a title they have brought a few though.

chemicalboy99 wrote:

Unique wrote: at £5.5mil per point I’m sure you will. But you will still get ruined in the champions league like always.

Surely to be called "The Centur100ns" forever is totally pricele$$ and besides for the Sheikh (May all his tea's be chippy tea's) mere petty cash found down the back of his sofa after he and the lads went out celebrating a dominating title win.

Incidently seeing as Klopp hasn't won a final since about 1927 the confidence however mis-placed is outstanding.

You still need a century expressed in years to reach the level of the big Premier League clubs though

Unique wrote: city have never won a title they have brought a few though.

When you're not a "selling club" and you can keep hold of your stars because you can match their ambition inevitably that gets thrown at you by pissant smaller clubs who's players leave for Barcelona and us. Arf!!

But dont worry the new "net spend trophy" sponsored by poundstretcher should be a doozy this summer.

You can spend another 12 months boring us to death.

Valkyrja wrote:
You still need a century expressed in years to reach the level of the big Premier League clubs though

Thanks for your input Valerie, Valkyrie or whatever Tom Cruise movie you're named after. Here's one to get you super wet and excited. What Tom Cruise movie best resembles City's 2017/18 season?








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